Raising A Teen Only Child

Time doesn’t warn you before it speeds up. One minute we’re starting this mother son podcast when McCoy enters seventh grade, and the next he’s 17, finishing junior year, and staring down adulthood like it’s right around the corner. Kelli and Maccoy are back as the OG dynamic duo, talking honestly about what it feels like to raise an only child, why the years feel so short, and how you try to slow down and actually live inside the season you’re in.

From there, we do what real families do: bounce through the day. We talk about a friend’s car breaking down, the chaos of recording when the mic levels don’t look right, and the oddly healing comfort of backyard life in Minnesota. Baby bunnies show up, chickens wander past the window, and we admit how weirdly heavy it feels when eggs don’t hatch. It’s everyday parenting and teen life, unfiltered.

Then we zoom way out into space exploration, the Artemis trip around the moon, and the question that won’t go away: with that many planets, how could there not be other life somewhere? We also hit pop culture hard Euphoria, The Last of Us, and The Walking Dead and talk about what kind of “scary” is fun versus what kind crosses into torture and makes you tap out. Finally, we throw in two listener-friendly games: a dilemma about restarting your life at a random age and a would you rather that gets surprisingly intense.

If you like family conversations that swing from heartfelt to hilarious without feeling scripted, hit play. Subscribe, share the episode, and leave us a five-star review then tell us: would you ever press the restart button?

Transcript

The OG Duo Returns

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome back to another episode of On Our Best Behavior. Today you have the OG Dynamic Duo, Kellyan McCoy. I am back, guys, once again.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

So the man, the legend, the Bigfoot. The best one right here. The dynamic duo.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

The dynamic duo. So I was thinking about this today. Did you see that? Trying to connect the dots. If you haven't listened to our show for the past five years, McCoy is my son and I'm his mom. So in case you want can't figure out or are wondering what a relationship is, that's what it is. He is now 17 years old, 11th grader. I was gonna say a uh I don't know what I was gonna say. But anyway, you're a junior, 11th grade, almost done with 11th grade. Last year of high school is next year. So yeah, that's our dynamic. We started doing this podcast when McCoy entered seventh grade, and here we are, 11th, almost 12th.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

Yeah, we've made it a very long time. Yeah. That is crazy to think. Time goes by really fast. Holy crap. Mm-hmm. Too fast. Way too fast.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

I was telling Wendy today, like, McCoy is gonna be 18 in nine months. Like my little baby that I feel like you were just born yesterday. All right, like it, you know, if you are it goes fast sometimes. If you're a parent with little kids, the days are long and the years are short. It's so true. And there's so I've talked about it on this show, so many times where I wish I could just go back and experience Mac as excuse me, as a baby, like for just one weekend, and you can't chop it up and split it how you want to, and it it can be very challenging to just slow down and enjoy the age that they're at, even when they give you a hard, hard time, even when you think that they're babies and it's only gonna get better, sometimes it gets harder. Um, but it goes by fast. And you're my only one. I feel like a lot of families, parents, have more than one kid. Mo I I would say like probably 80% of people have more than one child. Are you serious? And the other 20% of the population, and I'm talking about the United States because it's probably way different for the entire world, and I am not in touch with that.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

We were literally, mom, we were literally talking about the like Chinese. They like made a rule where it was like the one kid rule.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Yeah, we were talking about that.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

So it was and then there was a time where you couldn't have a daughter, like if it was a girl.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

Yeah, I remember that, yeah. So it was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

Yeah. So anyway, that the I under you know, that's a a whole nother show. We're not gonna talk about that in depth. But I feel so anyway. My point is that I only get to do it one time. So with you, it's always my first and my last. Like it's not like I have another kid that's gonna go through all the same stuff, and it's so final for me when it's and that's not any your fault or anything like that. But I feel like I hear a lot of people say, like, oh yeah, I I I got one in college, but I still have two more at home. And for me, it's uh yeah, I have one and he's living his own life, and I'm not guilty. Like, yeah, that's what you should do. I want you to like have your own family, and I don't want to be mom, bless your soul. I don't want to be my mom. I just want to always be here when you need me, and I just want to, you know, have a relationship with you. So that's all.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

I don't need to talk to you every day when you're grown up and moved out, but yo, you're saying like your whole life story, mom.

Friends Cars And Dead Air

SPEAKER_00 3:55

Okay, alright. I'm sorry. It's only been three minutes. Okay, go ahead. What's new, Mac? So bring it, bring some excitement, make people want to listen to you.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Yeah, so, anyways, I want to talk about so literally yesterday, well no, today. Yeah. He was trying to leave the parking lot. Who is he? Logan, my friend, you know? And his ball joint on his car broke, and he was like, I was driving, and it felt like we hit a pothole, and it was like drunk. And not gonna lie. I said it just for you.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

Oh, thank you. I didn't even know if you noticed. Oh. So not gonna lie. Nike needs to sip on his aha citrus. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

So what I was saying. He's he brought it to the good year. To go get repaired. So it's in the shop, they're probably repairing it. It's probably gonna be like, I don't know, fifty five hundred dollars maybe, maybe more. It's not that expensive of a job. Maybe the labor labor.

Baby Bunnies Chicks And Spring Cleaning

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Okay, well now that you talked about your whole life, do you have anything else? Um you're not being very entertaining. You're having a lot I alright, sidebar. You're having a lot of dead air. Am I actually so this is your line? Oh. And when you don't see bumps for that long of a time, because that means that you're not talking in your microphone. What the heck? And the straight line means no nothing is coming out of you. See mine? Blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's what yours should look more like. Why is it not doing that? Because you're not talking loud enough. I can hear you. You're on there. What the heck? All right. Sorry for the technical difficulties. We are transparent. How about now? Hello, hello, hello. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. As long as you see the blips, that's what matters. Okay? Okay. Okay. So I'll talk about a few things while you get your shit together over there. So sidebar over. This week I was outside, you know, pittering pattering around in my yard doing my th do my thing, and all of a sudden I see a baby bunny. And I'm like, huh? Well, long story short, there's seven baby bunnies. So if you or anyone you know would like to adopt a baby bunny and give it a loving caring home, uh, we have about seven running around. We had eight, but uh well, I only talk kind of about other people, so we only are down to seven. Anyway. Um did you have anything to mention to mention about that? I mean we also tried to have baby chicks, but uh uh none of my eggs that I bought hatched. I thought it was, but it was it was nothing. So anyway, I'm giving those eggs till Friday, which is a week overdue, which is not you know, I don't have any hide hope. But I'm really scared. I don't like to open the eggs that if there's a chick in there, like that really freaks me out.

SPEAKER_02 7:09

Yeah, that's fair.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

And it's not and it's not because it's an egg, it's because like, oh, that was almost a baby. Like, what happened? And that makes me sad. I'm just watching out my in the podcast studio, we got the windows open. It's a beautiful day. Minnesota, sunny and 64. High seven, I think it was a high 72 today. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. Anyway, it was gorgeous, gorgeous out here. So windows open, and I can see my chickens and my bunnies just hopping around, and it just makes me happy.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

Yeah, you just love all the bunnies. I know. So, did you see what? We gotta find a place for the tools.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna get those. No one knows what we're talking about, but we're gonna get those hanger-up things where you just slide them in. Oh, yeah. That's the plan. So we're waiting to get those and then we'll move that stuff in the shed. We were doing some yard work today, cleaned out the shed, cleaned out some of the garage. We got the spring fever.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

Yeah, I really cleaned a lot of extra too. I did some work, put some shit in a better spot. Good job. Good job. Doing great.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

You were locked in.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Yeah. I was doing my best.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

Well, good. I'm glad.

Artemis Moon Talk And Alien Life

SPEAKER_02 8:12

I feel like we're cleaning it, so here's that.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

So at school, have they talked to you at all about the um now? I I don't as much as I love this stuff, I don't know all the technical terms. But the return of Artemis came from the trip around the moon. Did you guys talk about any of that at school?

SPEAKER_02 8:31

We actually did not at all. What? Nothing? Yeah. There's nothing.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

So I've been like so. When I was younger, I thought that I really wanted to be an astrophysicist. And then I realized how much like chemistry and kelk. Tell me all the names of the hard math that you have to do. Hard math. Yeah. So a lot of hard math classes, a little algebra three. Yep, algebra.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

There was geometry.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

Geometry, yes. That one's hard.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Um, what else was there? There is uh civics too, is what I had.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

Civics is a math?

SPEAKER_02 9:06

It was a history.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

Oh. Yeah, that's history. We're talking about hard math. Oh, we're not talking about your classes and civics and history. So anyway, I I just gave you hard class. I gave up on that because I just was like, I'm not good at math or science, which I am pretty good at science now. But the the chemical component of numbers and math and science is not a strong um subject of mine. So anyway, I just gave up. So now that they're went to outer space, like they didn't land on the moon, but they made a trip to the moon, is this only the second the first time since 1972. So it's only the second time that we've done that. And do you know how much technology has advanced from what photos looked like in 1972 to what they look like in 2026? Like you can really there, if you haven't, you need to go on the internet and just think when you look at these pictures and see how beautiful they are, and then you remember that a photo doesn't do what you're seeing with your naked eye justice, it is astounding.

SPEAKER_02 10:18

That sounds incredible.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Holy incredible. Do you did you know anything about the trip to the dark side of the moon?

SPEAKER_02 10:28

I actually did not either at all. I heard nothing.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

How do we live under the same roof?

SPEAKER_02 10:33

I don't know. I mean, it's not really that crazy to be honest.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

It's crazy that there's other planets on there that we've never been to, and and they say there's no other life in the universe. How could there not be any other kind of life when there is that many other planets? Now, I know some of them are not inhabitable by us, but there could be other beans that that's ideal for what they need to thrive.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Yeah, dude, they should go to Jupiter. You hear me? They should go to Jupiter.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, don't you know?

unknown 11:09

Are we?

SPEAKER_00 11:10

You never heard that? Have you ever heard of that? Yeah, okay. Are you serious? Girls go to Venus because they like penis. No. What? I don't think that's how it went. I can't remember. Yo, did you just yo?

SPEAKER_02 11:22

Dang. What? Dropped your whole phone. She dropped her phone.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

Well, that's why I have a case. Yeah. Do you ever see I see so many people that I know keep looking outside and you think I'm gonna start talking about something out there?

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Look at the white money out of the way.

SPEAKER_00 11:36

People walk around without a case on their phone. How do they not have it all cracked open?

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Because they don't think they're gonna drop it.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

You will open everything if you've ever thought I'm never gonna drop my phone, let me know how many times you actually dropped it. Because it was for sure more than once.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

I like barely drop my phone at all, to be completely honest.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

How come you always have chips in your glass? Like your not your glass, but the protector.

SPEAKER_02 12:00

What do you mean? What protectors?

SPEAKER_00 12:02

Like sh shatter marks. Oh, I have to do that. It will look shattered and it's just plastic. Yeah, it's from dropping your phone.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Yeah, it happened like an accident once. It wasn't even that bad of a fall, though.

SPEAKER_00 12:12

But you but moral of the story is you did drop your phone.

Phone Drops And Cracked Protectors

SPEAKER_02 12:15

Yeah, eventually at a point in time. Okay. That's alright. Yeah. Shit happens, you know?

Euphoria The Last Of Us And Torture Scenes

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Sure does. That's really all I had. The only other thing that I want to tell you about is season three of Euphoria came out, and I haven't even started watching it, but I'm so excited, but I don't want it to end.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

Oh, yeah, we hate when it comes to the end of the movie.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

You haven't ever seen Euphoria because it's like watching it, it feels like porn. It's a it's a lot. But now I'm so invested into the storyline that I have to. Now I know you're gonna be like, Mom, when are you gonna watch Euphoria?

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Euphoria. We gotta watch uh what's it called?

SPEAKER_00 12:57

The Last of Us.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

Yeah, we got to all the time. Yeah, we got it.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Well, I got us logged back into HBO Max or whatever it's called.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

We could do it tomorrow, honestly.

SPEAKER_00 13:06

Well, yeah, here's the deal.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

What?

SPEAKER_00 13:08

It's beautiful outside. It's gonna be beautiful tomorrow. I'm probably maybe we can watch one after we are outside.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, we could do that.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

We could do that.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

That works with me. We should. Although that guy did die. That sucks, though.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

That made me so upset. I don't that's why I didn't want to keep watching it.

SPEAKER_02 13:27

Like, oh my god, he was the go. Yeah, no, he was mine too, bro. Like, oh my god. Are we serious?

SPEAKER_00 13:34

Love that. Yeah, that's good. We do have to finish it. It's pretty gruesome, but yeah, they're gonna be a good thing. We love zombie apocalypse stuff, end of the world. I don't even you know what? I'm just seeing it in my mind again, and it made me so upset because number one, he was the best character. I don't know how why they kill him off. Ebony. And number two, the how much torture and like shit they put this guy through. It was it was too much. Too much.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

Way too much.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

It was like, come on, it's I don't even stop.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

They were just torturing him. It was so bad. Yeah, they weren't telling him where the girl was or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 14:16

That's my weakness in life, is like not in life, but for movies. I like scary movies as in like I like to like be kind of like on the edge of my seat or jump scarish. But when it's like torture, like saw, that's why I don't like saw. But for when I was a kid, it was really bad. And I don't even want to I won't even watch any of them or anything like that. If I see somebody is gonna torture a human being, I'm out.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

I mean, that's fair, but like I guess it is it's kind of funny sometimes dumbass ways.

SPEAKER_00 14:47

So But you and I, we're not the same person because we were talking earlier that there was a time when you thought you wanted to be a surgeon, and I said, Well, you really need to think about that because I think you have to be a little psychopathic to be able to cut into somebody. And you're like, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

And I'm like, that's it's just because I want to help people, you know? We gotta help people, gotta keep them living.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Like, we we gotta keep it up.

SPEAKER_00 15:14

Would you want okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

I have something to say.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Um, if you think about it, what happens when the population gets too full? If it gets too full, what's gonna happen? What are they gonna do? What if we can't fit any people anywhere? What's gonna happen then?

SPEAKER_00 15:28

No, that's why we have a lot of other planets that we're trying to discover.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Like, what if the purge happens?

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Well, you know, all eras must come to an end.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

It could it could work. But it would be a good thing.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

But if you're a surgeon, you could just save everyone, so it'd be okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

No, but it would just be crazy if that were to happen if they were to pick that idea. It'd be wild.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

Yeah, I hope not. I don't want to live through that. I hope I'm dead when that happens. I was gonna say the dinosaur era had to end, and then it was the ice age, then it was the cavemen or Adam and Eve or whatever you think happened.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

So there was, and and that was like 300 million years ago. Such a long time. Which I also think that the Jurassic Age was super fascinating, just almost as much as outer spaced. Dinosaurs, yeah, dinosaurs, outer space, like those were my guilty pleasures as a little girl because you weren't supposed to like boy stuff, you know? Oh and I also love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I hated playing with Barbies. But I loved that stuff when I was a kid. But I felt like but that was my gendered misidentity, is I'm like, I'm not supposed to like this. This is what boys like. But I really like it.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Yeah, I just I like it.

SPEAKER_00 16:44

I found one friend when I was in that that time in my life, and she also loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and she had like every single one. So I would love to go over to her house so I could play with her teenage mutant ninja turtles. Because I when people were like, let's play with Barbie's, I was like, You'd be like, oh my gosh. I just hated their little pointy toes and their like boobs because I didn't even have boobs and Barbie had boobs, and I was like, what is that?

SPEAKER_01 17:12

Oh my god, that's funny.

SPEAKER_00 17:14

Anyway, I just didn't like it. It's like, oh, hey, hey Ken. What's up? Oh, geez. Okay, oh, oh. And then everyone made Ken and Barbie fuck. Like that was a thing everyone did that when they were a kid. They'd be like, bam, bam, bam, okay, and let's change my clothes. Let's brush my hair.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Jeez.

SPEAKER_00 17:33

I didn't, that was not my jam, as you can tell.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

Holy crap. Ah, I can.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

That's not my jam. Like, geez. That's how girls play with Barbies.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

I mean.

SPEAKER_00 17:43

You just walk them around, doot doot do, because you know you can't. I remember trying to like make their feet like this is too like normal. It's like, no bump, bump, bump. You're just gonna hop like a bunny.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

Yeah, you'd be like, what the heck?

SPEAKER_00 17:54

Like a bunny. Hop, hop, hop. You know the song now for me.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

I just heard it once.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

From me or from TV? From Miss Rachel. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:03

So, trust, I've heard a couple of times, like twice. So, I'm gonna be like three. Don't you sing it in the shower sometimes, you said? No. Oh, I thought you were saying it's like.

What Mac Watches Plays And Remembers

SPEAKER_00 18:12

It's just like when it comes into my mind. Um What are you watching? Readings, who are you seeing? Who are you dating? What are your grades?

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Alright, so right now I am re-watching The Walking Dead. I am like about to go to season nine right now. So I've re-watched it from season completely the start again, and it's really good. The start he literally changed a guy named Merle on the fucking roof of a building like instantly.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

It's an old show. People have already seen it. I know, but it's just like a lot of people. Do you catch new parts that you maybe didn't understand or notice the first time? What do you mean? No. Like when you're watching it the second time, are you like, oh hey, I didn't realize that.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

Yeah, there was like five things I forgot that happened in the show completely. A whole part of the show.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

But then you would see it and you're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

You're like, oh my god, yeah, I remember what happens here, but I'm not completely for sure if that's what happened, but then you're like, oh yeah. Like, oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

It comes back to your mind, and you're like, oh Did you watch um what was his um what? I want to say Phil, and I just knew his name. Gil? When he gets his head beaten with a baseball bat. You would you watch that again?

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Yeah, Glenn.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Glenn.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

Glenn, yeah, Glenn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:38

Did you watch it? Or did you fast forward through it? You're a man. That's not okay. I know it's so gross.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Dude, that is nasty.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

Did you watch Did you watch when the kid lost his arm? Who's arm? Didn't someone have to cut someone's arm off?

SPEAKER_02 19:55

No, no one's arm got cut off. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:57

The kit. What's the kit, the son's name?

SPEAKER_02 20:00

Uh, Carl?

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Carl. His arm, doesn't his arm get cut off?

SPEAKER_02 20:04

No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

His hand, his foot, anything?

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Nothing gets cut off.

SPEAKER_00 20:07

Who's missing a limb? Someone's missing a limb.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Uh Herschel? Oh, the old man?

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Oh, is he, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

He died ages ago.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

I know. I liked him.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

Yeah, he was a good man. He was the medic of the team, too.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

Alright, sorry for that whole three minutes of um walking dead from 35 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

Yeah, it's okay. We'll move on.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

You know what you keep doing? This. Just letting you know. How are you serious? I just want to video you so you can be like. It's like your natural little like maneuver you got going on over there. Do you remember any of the other questions I asked you? What are you playing, reading? What you said, watching? Who are you dating?

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Playing on Xbox right now, Rust as we speak, but we're rated, so I'm not playing anything right now.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

But you just said you were literally, literally playing as we speak right now. Okay. So you're you're actually not literally playing it right now, but you're planning on that in the future. Okay, okay. Playing on that.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Just wanted to clarify. Yeah, fully clarified right there.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

What's the next question?

SPEAKER_00 21:12

Who are you dating?

SPEAKER_02 21:14

Absolutely no one.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

Okay. I was trying to think of a rhyme, but it's not, it's not coming. Nothing coming out. Nothing's coming out.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

There's no message.

The Restart Your Life Dilemma

SPEAKER_00 21:26

And then I saw it was flatlining, so if it had to happen. Yeah. Do you did you bring a would you rather? Oh shit. Yeah, you did. You're gonna look in your pocket. Okay, hang on, because I got a really funny joke for you.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

I'm ready, let's go.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

Okay, so this isn't uh would you rather, but this is a segment that I wanted to start doing called uh dilemmas. So I want to tell you this dilemma, and then I want you to tell me, Mac, what you think. So if you could restart your life once, but only at a random age, would you? Do it. So listen at any moment in your life, you could press a button and restart from an earlier point, but you don't get to choose when. The system will randomly pick an age between one and your current age. You go back to that age with all of your current memories, all of your current knowledge, but you only get to hit restart once in your entire existence. If you never press it, nothing happens. You have no idea what age it will send you back to until after you press it. You might only go back one month, or you might wake up as a six-year-old. Will you press it?

SPEAKER_02 22:45

No, I would not press it at all. Not a chance. Yeah. No way. I know.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

I don't think I would either.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

Not a chance. I'm good.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

What if you're about to die?

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Yeah, it's not worth it. I'm passionate. You don't want to redo it?

SPEAKER_00 22:58

You're ready to check out our uh out of this world.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Wait, would I have to check out if I didn't do it?

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Well, I'm just saying, like, let's say you get close to the end of your life. Like you know you're sick or you know you have cancer or you have some kind of bad diagnosis. Would you like push it so you could live like some of your life longer?

SPEAKER_02 23:15

There's no, I would stay.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

Okay, let's say you're gonna let's say you find out what you're gonna die from. You put then you push the button and then you go back to whatever age that is with all the knowledge and memories that you already have. Could you maybe make different choices to change your future? Or could you create a cure for the disease that kills you?

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Not I would do it. I ain't doing it.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

I don't think I would either.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

Depends on depends on uh unless it was an emergency situation.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

Yeah, that's not worth it at all. I'm good. Okay, well I live through that disease.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

So we can use that as your would you rather if you want to, because it's kind of like a would you rather, would you rather push the button ever or never?

SPEAKER_02 24:02

I mean, I did find I did think of one.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 24:07

Okay. So the would you rather is would you rather f fall off a 40 foot building? Okay. That's pretty high up, right? Would you say that?

SPEAKER_00 24:19

A hot forty foot?

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

I mean, yeah, I wouldn't want to fall from that height.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Is that like insanely bad or no?

SPEAKER_00 24:30

I I would say like maybe if you said 500 feet or or are you dying or are you living?

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Like it's terrible. Okay, well what is really close to to death, but not death?

SPEAKER_00 24:41

I mean, I guess it could be 40 feet, 50 feet. Depends on what depends on how you land. I'm not in forensics. I don't know how to tell you.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

Alright, 50 feet fall.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

You probably could tell though by the blood splatter. So you could ask Dexter.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Okay, I'm not asking Dexter, Mom. Okay, so anyways, what is gonna happen is for 50 feet fall or fight an alligator with a barbed wire bat.

SPEAKER_00 25:14

Anything I'll fight anything with that barbed wire bat. I saw what it did to be.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

It's a humongous one, though.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

What does that even mean? There's like it's harder to maneuver.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

No, there's like different types of alligators, and some are bigger and some are smaller.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

Oh what you don't know. I thought you said just one.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Yeah, it's just one.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

That's fine. Yeah. 1v1? Yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

You're doing it?

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 25:35

I'm not gonna fall and get something terrible happened to me.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

Alright, that's fair enough. What's yours? Fighting the other fucking alligator.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

You made it seem like I was crazy that I would pick that.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

Yeah, I know. Just to fuck with you. You just had to process it, huh? It's alright.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

That's alright. Alright. Ready to laugh? Yeah. Ready to giggle?

The Gross Income Joke

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Oh, I'm uh yep. I'm ready to giggle. Let's go. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:00

You know when strippers get cash that has a jizz on it, they actually have to report that to the government.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

What?

SPEAKER_00 26:10

Yeah. This is actually because it's gross income.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

Yo, what? Wow, what the hell?

SPEAKER_00 26:21

That's funny. Because it's gross income because it has jizz on it because they're strippers. That's how they make the money. Honey. Now you know.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

In nine months you could hit the strip club. So I just don't want you to Oh hell no. I don't want you to have any questions walking in there. I just want you to be like, oh, I know about this. My mama taught me.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

What the heck? Mom. Holy crap.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Alright, do you have anything else? Do you have anything else you want to talk about today?

SPEAKER_02 26:51

Um you coming back next week? I mean, I can, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

I can always come back. We're making this a thing.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

I mean it it it is our show.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

Yeah. It is after all, and we haven't done it in a long time. I know that your I know your friends are waiting for you to Yeah, just Xander anyways, but other than that, we're gonna try to do something. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Hopefully you're gonna go to bed before 1:30. Yes. Yes, you are, or I'm gonna unplug the internet. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, don't let me catch you. You hear mama? You hear mama, yeah. 11 done. Off by 11. 130. No, okay, 11. Not after last night.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Okay, eleven.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

If I hear your little sneaky ass sh or whatever, you're listening for footsteps and then you're like quiet. Yeah, I'm gonna bust your ass.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

You hear me when I shake my feet?

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Yeah, yeah, you're louder. You're louder. I hear you when you pound on shit.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

No way I'm that loud.

SPEAKER_00 27:54

Bro. I think that because I think that you can't hear yourself with your headphones on. Yeah, I can't. So then you're even louder. Yeah. And we we we, and I'm talking about Bones and Steve, Sarah and Tom, Amelia and Jesse, Debbie, they can all hear you too.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Are you serious? There's no way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

And Lacey's out there telling me that she can hear you too. You wake her up out of her slumber.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

How? Not even that loud. No fucking way. That is wild.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

You're loud. I don't know if you're that loud, but you're loud.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

Yeah, that's that's pushing it. There's no way I'm that loud.

SPEAKER_00 28:33

Well, you survived another episode of On Our Best Behavior.

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Your OG duo is bad.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

The dynamic duo. Dynamic duo.

unknown 28:42

Ow, ow!

SPEAKER_00 28:44

Do that thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no behavior. You're flatlining. You're flatlining on me. Get that. Get it ready.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

All right. Yeah, that's how you do it. Meow.

SPEAKER_00 29:01

Meow. Okay. All right. Oh my god. That's enough. If you want to date McCoy, he's single. He's not dating anybody. Hit up his snap. What's your snap?

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Yo, I don't even like completely know it. I think it's Maced up. Lower dash not zero oh two one.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Alright. Good luck finding that, ladies. I know they're gonna search real hard for you.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

They are definitely not. That's okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

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SPEAKER_02 30:01

So yeah, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

Keep it real, homies. Peace until the next episode.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

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