On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
Getting Through Life's Toughest Weeks
Kelli shares her latest homesteading ventures including DIY fire starters and her exciting collaboration with 102.9 The Wolf featuring a live chicken coop cam and the saga of "Dolly Carton" who must lay enough eggs or face becoming chicken nuggets.
• Making fire starters using toilet paper rolls, dryer lint, and candle wax.
• Special collaboration with country radio station 102.9 The Wolf featuring a "cluck cam" in the chicken coop
• Maccoy shares humorous stories from chemistry class including his friend's dramatic reaction to a loud experiment
• Kelli discusses how Magic Mind has helped her maintain focus during a challenging emotional week
• Ten simple but powerful life lessons including taking responsibility, showing gratitude, and standing up for what's right
• Fun space trivia including extreme temperature variations on the moon and differences in planetary day lengths
• Would you rather game and jokes to close out the episode
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Hey guys, welcome back to Our Best Behavior. I'm Mack and you're here with Special K in the house. I don't know why I messed it up this time.
Speaker 2:You're here with Mack Dog and Special K not to be confused with the cereal or illegal or recreational drugs. I've been trying to get it. People have been trying to help me get a nickname and that was one that came through what shout out bigfoot club nicknames just don't stick for me, so I'm just trying to throw them out there and see what happens okay, what's new I think you should do.
Speaker 1:You should like, like. You should send people, be like, give me nicknames and you should try to say as many as you can and like one see if one ever sticks, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, tell me what's up since last time what's up since last time well, when, how long ago has it been? It's been like a week 10 7, 10 days and not that long.
Speaker 1:That was at the end of spring break, right? Maybe? No, like the first, I don't even know.
Speaker 2:It was like the first weekend I think we recorded a week ago and released it last Thursday, so it's been we haven't recorded for a bit, but we did release an episode.
Speaker 1:So what's new since I last? Okay?
Speaker 2:Okay, I think last time we talked about your new classes that you were taking.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we talked about how you finished off last trimester, how you got your grades up like last second. And then I gave you some motherly advice last second, and then I gave you some motherly advice. What was your utterly advice, motherly?
Speaker 1:like remember, I was saying like always be kind, always be honest, all those things yeah yeah, is it all coming back to you?
Speaker 2:yeah, I remember there were nights when the wind was so cold. Sorry, it's all coming back to me now. Celine dion, oh my, gosh sorry. Let me clear my throat.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know why. It's just I can't speak English. All of a sudden, my throat is just like weird right now. Today, junior, what is new since last week? New news. Do you want me to start? Yeah, you start.
Speaker 2:I can tell, I can tell you're having a struggle. Your life is so exciting.
Speaker 1:It is totally.
Speaker 2:So I'm still in my homestead era, and the latest things that I have decided that I want to add to my long list of homesteading includes making fire starters, because every year I buy like a quart of wood and then I make you stack it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hated that that sucks Every year.
Speaker 2:So it's coming, and then I want to make fire starters and I saw on Pinterest that you can make them by using. So we have to save all the empty toilet paper rolls and then all the dryer lint and then you stick the dryer lint into the um tp roll empty one, and you can also take vaseline and cotton balls, and you can also use candle wax, so like when I'm burning that candle you got me for valentine's day like I want to pour the wax after you turn it off.
Speaker 1:Before you turn off you just pour some in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pour some in there and then it hardens and then that helps the fire starter, versus trying to shred up paper and cardboard and shit that flies all over the place and then the fire department comes over and I just don't need that in my life anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, three times in a row. All right, yep.
Speaker 2:Three strikes, you're out. I'm done with that, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised I didn't push it any further. I'm surprised they didn't find me.
Speaker 2:But I got lucky. That's why I'm surprised they didn't find me, but I got lucky. That's why I'm like I'm done. I promise I'm done. I'm just an old lady trying to have fun in my backyard and go bug somebody who's like stealing. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:Leave me alone. I'm just a little old lady. Other super fun thing that's been going on and I don't even know if you know about this because I feel like you live in a bubble, not really, but I have been contributing to 102.9 the Wolf. If you're local here in Minnesota you would know this is a country radio station. Why are you telling me about this? And we are doing a chicken bit right now. They have a live stream camera in our chicken coop and their bit is that they're doing a.
Speaker 2:I don't want to call it a spoof, but anyway, we have this facetious chicken named Dolly Carton and Dolly has to lay X amount of eggs between now to Good Friday, otherwise she's going to the fryer to be a chicken nugget. So yesterday there was no eggs, today there was four eggs. So if you've been, if you listen, this is going to actually release after some of these come out on 102.9 the Wolf. But today there was four eggs and it was really funny because on the live stream Jen actually text me and she goes you got eggs and I just saw you on the camera collecting them. So that's pretty funny, uh.
Speaker 2:So anyway, if you want to watch the cluck cam, you can google or go to 102.9 the wolf. You'll just scroll down on their page, uh, to the cluck cam and then you can see right into our chicken coop to see if any. I actually saw poppy live lay an egg today like saw it pop out of her butt. I've never seen any of our chickens actually lay eggs. There's no volume on that cam that they have so I can't hear it. But Ebony was also in there another time and I could see that she was like singing an egg song and she also did lay an egg today. So anyway, the spoof is going to be that.
Speaker 1:Bro, who is calling me right now?
Speaker 2:From season one of On Our Best Behavior to season four. Your phone rings a lot more now than it ever did in prior seasons. I can tell you've evolved with friendships, which is good. I'm glad I have all the hus, mom. I'm glad All the hus. Is it like husbands? What does hus mean?
Speaker 1:Never mind.
Speaker 2:No, I want to know like you need to hook me up with the lingo word instead of calling girls the bitches, it's like a better word, instead of saying oh my god, I have all the bitches.
Speaker 1:You see, all the hos, all the hos.
Speaker 2:Is that like like slang for hose?
Speaker 1:hos, not really it's like, but that wasn't that wasn't a girl calling you yeah, I know. Oh, I thought you were gonna say yeah oh, so you just call on the hos.
Speaker 2:All right, where was?
Speaker 1:I at with that.
Speaker 2:So, anyway, check out the club cam that's awesome. Check out 102.9 the wolf. They're doing our bit at about 705 every morning. Um, and I personally get to be on there and talk to them and kind of fill them in on what's going on and I pretty much get to write my own script. So it's really fun. It's been a really. It's been a really nice time. I never listened to I don't listen to country music, I'm a rap lover, so it's been a little bit change of pace for me, but I have super been enjoying it and Greg Thunder and PT have been awesome to work with super nice guys. So check it out. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I had a burp.
Speaker 2:Okay, anything else Do?
Speaker 1:you have anything to bring? Not on this topic. Not on this topic. Not on this topic.
Speaker 2:Has something come up that maybe you want to contribute yet?
Speaker 1:Contribute yet no, oh yeah, this is funny.
Speaker 2:Logan hates and I bring this up. Okay, does he?
Speaker 1:listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2:Probably not.
Speaker 1:Well, then you won't know, I guess you won't. This is so funny, I can't get over this. There are actually two things. Oh, good, good, good, good Okay so we were in chemistry, chemistry B. I don't think it matters what it is, but it was like I think it was Thursday. It was Thursday, Thursday or Wednesday, I can't remember.
Speaker 2:Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:And our teacher was like showing like this, like um reaction with like some things chemicals, whatever a chemical reaction yeah, okay, that's what you call it. And he was like this is gonna be really loud. And, oh my god, logan, he jumped. He was like he like actually shit his airtime and I was like bro, why did you jump so hard? He was like. I was like. He was like. His eyes were like so big.
Speaker 2:He was like was it really really loud?
Speaker 1:it was, it was like, but like way louder, like crazy did anyone else elevate out of their seat?
Speaker 2:that's funny.
Speaker 1:I was like I'm like and anytime logan jumps, I was like, oh, my god, you remind me of that one time when you shit your pants. He was like, it wasn't even that funny. I was like, oh, if you would have seen it, if I would have got a camera.
Speaker 2:So did everyone look at him then?
Speaker 1:No, I don't think anyone was like focused on looking at him.
Speaker 2:When did he shit his pants? Like a week ago? Oh God, Don't talk about that. Then I thought that was like when he was little. No recent. Okay, don't, don't um don't exploit him on the podcast that's not right.
Speaker 1:It's not that bad. He didn't expect it to be that loud yeah, no, I mean the other story.
Speaker 2:So yes, that's good what's the other? Story the shitting his pants he never shit his pants.
Speaker 1:He jumped and got scared. Oh okay, you didn't mean that, literally you just meant it as like a yeah what I don't.
Speaker 1:I got confused what are you on? No, yeah, he just jumped really hard. He's got special k that's. Oh my god, wow, all right. And then there's this other story. So bring it. We were like bored and we we got our work done in chemistry, right, and we were drawing like pictures of random shit and I draw. He was like. He was like draw a crocodile, so I drew a crocodile. It was really bad, you're a good drawer on it. And for some reason there was this like clip of it was like a cheeto girl and she was saying I will not go to the principal office and logan thought it was so funny we started dying over. It was so stupid you had to be there.
Speaker 2:You're just laughing, laughing, laughing so hard, so dumb do you ever laugh so, so hard. Your stomach hurts and you're like stop, I can't laugh anymore.
Speaker 1:My tummy hurts so bad, it's so dumb. Yeah, it was like it was almost getting to that point. It was getting to the point. That's all I have, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, that's good. I'm glad you brought some content to the table today.
Speaker 1:Literally.
Speaker 2:We have new little setup, trying to be a little more joe rogan-ish where everything is just ready to go and we're making progress.
Speaker 1:Leave it here.
Speaker 2:So yeah, basically be ready to go, yeah we should get like we could turn the table and then I know you guys can't see, but on this wall we could get like one of those neon on our best behavior signs and then we could, we could, uh record it on youtube again, because we've been really bad about putting anything on YouTube, and when I say we, I mean me.
Speaker 2:But feel free to take the reins and take control of the YouTube channel. No, not interested Me. Yeah, you're not going to apply for that job. It doesn't pay anything. What? Well, I'll pay you. I mean it does If you run the YouTube channel, I will pay you whatever it makes, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay. So when money comes in which I would never make money off you, you don't know, I don't get enough of that, I don't really make money off of this stuff.
Speaker 2:I just don't share it with you because I have had to pay for all the startup.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? The startup, all the stuff? Yeah, all the equipment.
Speaker 2:And you also don't contribute other than me dragging your ass to the table. Basically, all right, real talk, yep. So, without going into too much detail, I just want to say that I've had one of the shittiest weeks of my life and without Magic Mind being in my life, I honestly don't know how I would have focused and got my shit done that I need to get done. So Magic Mind just continues to show me all the benefits that it has. I've been going through some personal things that have been emotionally challenging and in my past when I've gone through hard times like I can't turn that off and I feel like I'm going in a million directions and I have just been taking my mental performance shot of Magic Mind and it has just really helped me zone in on what I need to zone in on, focus on what's important and really keep the other stuff out of my mind. So that's another reason why we chose to be Magic Mind ambassadors is that whenever I need a quick pick-me-up, like it's easy to carry, I keep Magic Mind in my car, in my desk at work, in my purse, in the refrigerator at home, so that when I need that boost it is right there like at arm's length.
Speaker 2:I don't know what I would have done with it, especially today was really hard, and one of the great ingredients that it has in Magic Mind is lion's mane, and lion's mane if you are involved in all the magic mushroom rage like that is a really big brain booster. It helps with depression, anxiety. It even helps with developing Alzheimer's disease. So, anyway, if you find yourself in any of these situations where you feel like you just need a little pick-me-up, keep Magic Mind in mind and also remember that, for a limited time, you can use our code at checkout, which is OOBBLT20. You can get 20% off for a one-time purchase or you can get up to 48% off a subscription. And we love our subscription because somebody who isn't always focused and has a million things going on, you've seen this like on the weekends I'll be doing something and then I'm totally doing something else and then I'll be like what was I doing before this?
Speaker 2:I mean, what was I telling you when you said I thought you, when you thought I said logan shit his pants yeah, I mean, but I've been taking magic mind today, so that's I mean, that's not a good example, but I'm just saying I use magic Mind mostly at work is where I need it and I'm just, I'm a believer and, like I said, it doesn't taste bad. It doesn't taste like a Pepsi, but it's stomachable. One of the girls that I work with she drinks her greens and I don't even know what that means she drinks this green juice.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what it is. She drinks this green juice. I don't even know what it is, oh yeah, that's like. And she complains about how difficult it is to drink that every day and I'm like, oh you know, that's why I take.
Speaker 1:Magic Mind I mean I would eat fruits. I'd be fine with that, but not the greens.
Speaker 2:Not veggies, not the greens, the greens are not good they. The greens are not good, they're only good warm. Do you have a magic mind story.
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, I guess, yeah, okay, Like sometimes, like you know, when you're not feeling it in the morning, it's like it's hard to get up. Yeah, that magic mind, it hits. Like when you stayed up a little bit too late. Yeah, yeah, that hits, although, no, it's weird because sometimes, when I go to bed early, I wake up and I feel way more tired. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that happens to me too, If I go to bed too early and I almost get too much sleep then my body just gets lazy.
Speaker 1:Because when I sleep until this is an example when I sleep until 12 and I get up it takes me so much longer to wake up, but then when I get up way quicker, yeah it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you are good at getting up on the weekends or on the weekdays, but not on the weekends.
Speaker 1:I don't like that.
Speaker 2:All right, so we'll put the code in the show notes, so make sure you hit that up. Like I said, it's only for a limited time, so use it while you can.
Speaker 1:It's fire.
Speaker 2:All right, I want to talk about life lessons, since I'm in this emotional struggle of my life. I just want to continue to educate you, mccoy, how to be the best young man you can be. Okay, and this isn't just for boys, this is for all people. I saw this, I read it and I just thought this feels and looks so simple but yet goes so far. And as I've gotten older, I've realized like, sometimes, like I'll think something nice about somebody and then I'll say you know what, if someone thought something nice about me, I would want to hear it, because you know me and my love language is words of affirmation. So sometimes I'll think something and then I'll say to somebody hey, when I saw you earlier, I thought like gosh, your hair looks so good today, and so I just wanted to let you know like your hair looks so good today. And people are always like oh my gosh, thank you. Nobody is ever going to get mad for you telling them something nice. And if they are, they have real big problems.
Speaker 1:Or maybe you just got them at the wrong time. You never know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean usually, if people are like that, though, they have some shit going on in their life All right, ready for the 10 lessons? Yep, I'm ready, I want to hear your input on each of them. If you make a mistake, fix it.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you mean by input. I already do fix it.
Speaker 2:I mean so like if you did something wrong so let's say that you told me to shut up and then five minutes later you realize like oh, I shouldn't tell my mom to shut up Like come upstairs and be like hey, mom, I shouldn't have talked to you like that, that wasn't right.
Speaker 1:I feel like I usually do that, but I don't really talk back to you.
Speaker 2:I know you don't cause I'll slap the shit out of you.
Speaker 1:Like that one time. Yeah, never doing Like that one time. Yeah, never doing that again.
Speaker 2:This is something that you have room for improvement on what If you're thankful show it.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, okay, sometimes I don't say thank you, but I do mean it, but you're always thankful. Yeah, of course I'm always thankful.
Speaker 2:You're just really bad at showing it. So let's say that you did something really nice for me, or bought me something really nice, or really went on your way for something, and I just kind of acted like I didn't care. What would be the response that you would hope for?
Speaker 1:You'd be happy. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Okay. So if I was just like whatever that wouldn't hurt your feelings, that would suck yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it would hurt your feelings. I don't want to be like, oh thanks.
Speaker 2:I wanted this or something like that. Yeah, like when you do something nice for somebody or you get them something that you're really excited about, like you want a really great reaction from them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I feel like I give a good reaction. I'm like, oh, thanks.
Speaker 2:You just expect a lot. I feel like, like you just know you're going to get whatever it is you want, and so it's never really that surprising for you and I think that you take it for granted.
Speaker 1:I take it for granted Sometimes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure, it's okay. I'm not like ragging on you. I'm just trying to bring some things to light because we can all improve. I could do better on all of these things too. I'm far from perfect. I know I am too mom. All right, if you're confused about something, ask questions.
Speaker 1:I already do that. Okay, good Sometimes Okay.
Speaker 2:If you love someone, tell them. I already do. You do tell me, I know what the heck. If you hurt somebody, take responsibility for that. So like, if you say something mean and it really hurts somebody, make sure that you take responsibility for how you made somebody feel.
Speaker 1:It depends on who it is okay I mean that's like whatever the way of their dickhead to me well, that's a different story, but I'm just saying if you just walk around, yeah, and I say something, mean yeah to somebody who doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like if you're if you're being a bully, picking on other kids like that's not okay. Yeah, I know you don't do that, but that's my example.
Speaker 1:All right, if you're stuck, ask for help, it's always okay to ask for help same thing as the other ones you ask for help no, if you're confused, ask questions yeah, that's like basically the same thing well, I think, ask no.
Speaker 2:I think it's different, because if you're confused and you ask questions, it's so that you can understand yeah, I guess understand it if you're stuck like that could be, like let's say you can't go any farther, you, you're lost yeah. Or let's say, like you're trying to do a project and you can't understand the instructions, like it's okay to like be like hey, I'm having a really hard time here. I can't get past this. Can you help me? Do you think you could look at it and see if there's something I'm missing?
Speaker 2:or I guess yeah, I feel like that's. We're really good at that, like you're really good at looking at it. I feel like this is like a lego thing. Like, since you played with lego so much as a kid, you're really good at looking at instructions and the pieces and the pictures and being like oh yeah, I, this goes here, here, here, here, and I am really bad at that.
Speaker 2:So I feel like we work really well together because you can see things from like a graph point of view like graph, graph, like looking at the pictures and the instructor and the words, where I can just like think of it in my mind or like visualize it, and so I feel like we work together good, like that. Okay, if someone needs help, give it, which kind of goes hand in hand with the if you're stuck. But if the rules were reversed? If someone needs help, if you see that somebody looks like they need help that happens to me a lot at work I'll see somebody in the hall or outside and they look like they're struggling and I'll say do you need help? Do you need help? I do all the time, only if I have a hammer, and sometimes people are like yes, and sometimes people are like, oh no, thank you so much, I'm good.
Speaker 2:If you're wrong, acknowledge it, which is a lot like if you make a mistake, fix it, but just don't try to like continually try to prove that you're right. When you're wrong, it's okay to be wrong, so just be like I was wrong. If you fall, get back up. So, if you struggle, if you feel like you're failing, if you feel like you're kind of at the end of your rope, like, just get back up one foot in front of the other and I've been really trying to do that Like I do get stuck sometimes, but I try to tell myself that all I can do is move forward and I can make it worse or I can just try to keep going. And time, you know, day by day, time helps with a lot of things.
Speaker 2:Just not time helps yeah, don't you think, like, as time passes, like I guess yeah like if something happened to you, like the more time that goes like jima dying okay yeah, like when she died.
Speaker 2:That was really hard but like, as time goes on it gets easier, it doesn't affect your life as much as it did, like sometimes things will come up where it's really hard, like that she's not here, but day-to-day life it's like you've accepted it, you've kind of moved on the best you can, you know. And then this is something that I've always tried to preach to you since you were just a little school boy in elementary If you see a wrong poopy tag gosh, you know when you were a kid you said that a million times in a row. And now you still say things a million times in a row. It's just a different saying. What were you? What is your new thing? You've been on.
Speaker 2:I don't know I can't remember, I just your white noise to me when you're on that kick. All right, so anyway, the thing that I taught you since you were little, if you see a wrong. The last time I spammed someone, it was coping mechanism oh yeah, coping mechanism if you see a wrong, take a stand to make it right. So that's why I always tell you like guilty by association, if somebody's picking on somebody, stick up for them and be like hey, leave them alone, knock it off okay, yeah okay, and you've been good about that.
Speaker 2:okay, all right, I have just some fun little bits to do, and then that's it, and then would you rather? I have a funny joke that's a little inappropriate but that's my favorite kind of joke, not surprised. Well, your face is my favorite kind of joke, that's so funny.
Speaker 2:All right. So these are some fun things that I was reading about and I thought this is really interesting. If I think it's interesting, maybe McCoy will think it's interesting and maybe our podcast listeners will think it's interesting. Maybe it's spooky. So tell me if you that's another thing you say on repeat is spooky season spooky? Season hey mom, do you like spooky season?
Speaker 2:but it's not like yesterday where I was like coping mechanism I have a lot of coping mechanisms I know I do too, mom, everyone does and if they don't, you need, you need to figure one out, a healthy one yeah, probably all right, tell me if you already knew this or not. Moon is very hot. It's 224 degrees during the day and very cold at night. Negative 243 degrees. Isn't that crazy how much it varies like isn't that 400 degrees negative 200 to positive 200 that's weird, I didn't I didn't know that. I know that, all right, did you know that one?
Speaker 2:these are all, like, related to outer space, because I think outer space is super cool, all right, did you know that one million earths could fit inside the sun? That's how big the sun is. Yeah, one million earths. That's crazy. Okay, even if you took an airplane to get to, pluto is 800 years away on a plane yeah geez no one's going there that's a lot of generations away. One day on Venus is almost eight months on Earth. What and Neptune's days are only 16 hours long.
Speaker 1:Wait what Neptune's days are, only what.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 16 hours, like ours are 24, and a Neptune a day is 16 hours, but in Venus one day is eight months. Yeah, equivalent is eight months. Yeah, equivalent to eight months.
Speaker 1:So that's 80 divided by 24?.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm not good at math. That's not my strong suit topic.
Speaker 1:It depends on how many. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Subject Are you trying to do that? If there's, 24 hours a day.
Speaker 1:I can't even do that.
Speaker 2:I would need a calculator, and I really don't care that much, I just feel like it's a long day, oh it would be 24 divided by however many days are in eight months.
Speaker 1:That's what it'd be. So it'd be I don't know how many days it would be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it'd be 12 times 800.
Speaker 1:What It'd be 12 divided by. I don't know 800.
Speaker 2:Whoever's listening to this right now, that is like a math genius is thinking gosh, you guys are idiots.
Speaker 1:Three months is 90. Yeah, three months is 90. You got four.
Speaker 2:One year is 365 days. Yeah, so wouldn't it just be 365 times 800?
Speaker 1:But there's 12 months in a year, so eight months isn't a year. Mom.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, so you need to know how many days are in eight months. Just figure out how many fours. So just figure out 30 times eight.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, I'm cooking. Okay, so four months is 120 days. Double that, so 240 days. 240 days divided by 24.
Speaker 2:Division is not my strong point we do right. Now, we do right now, okay, okay, 240 divided, you're committed.
Speaker 1:It should be like 10.
Speaker 2:You are committed. You lost me five minutes ago 240 divided by 24.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 10 days is what was I looking for. Again, I'm already lost.
Speaker 2:So the thing was that we said one day on Venus is almost eight months on Earth. 10 days is like one hour oh okay, I see what you're trying to figure out.
Speaker 1:Got it. So 10 days on Earth is one hour in. Okay, I see what you're trying to figure out. Got it. Got it. So 10 days on earth is one hour in venus.
Speaker 2:Venus, yes that's what I was looking for. I got it.
Speaker 1:I'm glad we got there yeah, it took a little bit all right.
Speaker 2:Next, I have fun trivia and I want to see if you know these, because some of them I did and some of them I didn't. And then I also like feel like I can piggyback on some of these when I ask you Cooked. Oh, okay, all right. Do you know how long an?
Speaker 1:elephant is pregnant, for Like when it gets pregnant, how long it is, like, how long it takes till the baby's born.
Speaker 2:Do you know how long a human is pregnant?
Speaker 1:for no, Tell me that. Tell me that Nine months.
Speaker 2:Nine months is pregnant, for no tell me that.
Speaker 1:Tell me that nine months, nine months or 40 weeks three months.
Speaker 2:Nope, you're wrong 22 months. Longer than a human holy almost one year almost one year, which eight months is. Oh, it feels like almost. Oh no, 22 months. Oh my god, mccoy, I'm so stupid that's almost two years yeah, what do you? Oh my god, special k, all right this one. Yeah, what are you on? Oh my God, special K, all right, this one. I knew. What are you trying to figure out now? Well, 24 months is two years, that's two years again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't need a calculator for that Almost two years Mom, no 24 months is two years, 22 months, oh you said 22. Okay, I thought you said 24.
Speaker 2:I was like what All right I knew this one.
Speaker 1:I want to see if you did. What is the fastest land animal, a leopard, I mean thing with the spots that you like Cheetah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, I knew this one. I want to see if you did what is a baby goose called A baby goose.
Speaker 1:I couldn't tell you Gosling yeah.
Speaker 2:Which is why I think it's funny that Ryan Gosling like I always think of a baby goose when I hear his name. Like why would you? I'm pretty sure Gosling is his stage name and I don't know why you'd choose a baby goose to be your stage name. That's like if my stage name was Kelly Chick. Like that's not cute. Okay, two more. This one I did not know know, so I wanted to see if you did. What is the biggest shark?
Speaker 2:I don't know the name do you feel like this was ever on your radar? No, a whale shark, which I don't even know what that looks like.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, that's not even hard. How do I know?
Speaker 2:I know like why won't you just divert to that? Okay, this one I. I want to see if you knew it, how many legs does an octopus have?
Speaker 1:Eight.
Speaker 2:Good job, that was easy. That one was easy. Okay, have a riddle and then you have a, would you rather? And then I have a joke and then we peace out. Okay, okay, I could not get this one, so let me see if you can figure it out. Okay, I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told and I can be played. What am I? A chick, a joke, what? You crack a joke, you make a joke, you tell a joke, you play a joke.
Speaker 1:You just kept let me keep guessing. Oh sorry, you're selling. I you tell a joke. You play a joke. You just kept, let me keep guessing. Oh sorry, you're selling.
Speaker 2:I know I wanted to say egg right away. Once I heard the word cracked, I couldn't get egg out of my head.
Speaker 2:I couldn't get it out of my head either. All right, do you have a? Would you rather for me? Nope, well, I have a funny story for you. While you're getting your would you rather ready. All and Emily up at the Boulevard, and Jay was there and Jen's mom was there, and then Jen's mom's friend was there and we had so much fun. We did the meat raffle and Jen won and it was a really good time. And then we went grocery shopping.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, we went late night grocery shopping which was sweet, because nobody was there. Yeah, are you ready for the joke? Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's not a joke, so you have a would you?
Speaker 1:rather it's not a joke. And so you have a. Would you rather, Mom?
Speaker 2:I'm being you right now. Yeah, you are, you need some more magic, mind.
Speaker 1:No, it's too late in the day for that.
Speaker 2:I agree.
Speaker 1:Wait, oh my God, you hear that. Yeah, I heard it.
Speaker 2:I heard it in my headphones. That means everyone heard it.
Speaker 1:That was loud, did you just shit your?
Speaker 2:pants? I don't, though. Did you shit your pants and now you're going to go throw your undies in the fart? Wow, all right.
Speaker 1:Speaking of me farting, pass gas every time you meet someone new or burp.
Speaker 2:Every time you kiss someone, my fart stinks. Yeah, turn that fan back on. Don't wave it at me. You fuck face I get. Does it have to be an audible fart? Because, you know, sometimes you can squeak one out.
Speaker 1:No, it has to be like a oh God, oh yeah, it has to be like not silent, no silence here, hmm.
Speaker 2:What are you picking? I don't know what I'm picking. Oh, I don't kiss no one, yeah, but what if you do? That could change. What if you finally meet somebody you really want to kiss and then you're like, no, I don't know how to fake a burp.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to either. I'm not even going to try. I'm doing the kiss one, though.
Speaker 2:You are. Yeah, I think I'm doing the fart one because I'll just look at somebody else, like what else? Like what? I blame it on somebody else, yeah, no, no, I'd be like at the same time I can't. How do you fake burp? Yeah, how do you fake a burp? What does that sound like?
Speaker 1:you can't let me hear your fake burp. You can't fake a burp unless you like drink something or swallow a bunch of air.
Speaker 2:No, what was that? I was trying to fake a burp. There's only one thing I know how to fake and I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 1:What is that you got to tell me Mom? Tell me the O.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that is. The orgasm?
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know. Do you know what that is? I should have not asked. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2:Okay, just making sure, just making sure. Oh, just when you thought it was over.
Speaker 1:My farsaw stinks. It's stinking up the radio, all right.
Speaker 2:This is inappropriate, but your kids won't get it. But if you don't want to explain it to them, you might want to shut the radio off. What do you call a horny cow? Do you know what horny means? Yeah, I don't know what it would be, though I'm feeling Randy, baby Randy, do you know what Randy means?
Speaker 1:No, but what was that Did?
Speaker 2:you ever see Austin Powers? Nope, that's what he says when he's horny. I think that's what, like the British people say.
Speaker 1:I never no.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're driving me bonkers, making me Randy. You have a really good British accent. Okay, what do you call a horny cow? Ready for it?
Speaker 1:Absolutely bonkers Beef jerky.
Speaker 2:I don't get it. Beef jerky. Oh my God, Thank you for listening to another episode of On Our Best Behavior. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey.
