On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
Sweet 16
The journey through becoming a teenager is filled with milestone moments and valuable life lessons. With a focus on Mac's recent 16th birthday celebrations, the conversation effortlessly weaves between lighthearted adventures, the importance of mental health, and reflections on relationships. Throughout the episode, laughter and insight combine to illustrate how the essence of growing up involves embracing both fun and challenges.
• Sweet 16 celebrations marked with joy and some chaos
• Urban Air trampoline park adventure and camaraderie
• The importance of mental wealth and Magic Mind
• Navigating relationships and communication challenges
• Learning new things and enjoying shared moments
• Finding laughter in everyday occurrences and personal growth
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Hey guys I'm kidding, hey guys Welcome back to On Our Best Behavior. You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2:Hey, sweet 16.
Speaker 1:Hey, how's it going. Good, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, all you cool cats and kittens, welcome back to On Our Best Behavior, which isn't a great behavior because we are unfiltered, raw and the real raw deal raw. You know why I have so much energy because I've been taking my magic mind, but we'll talk about that later. Mccoy, what's new? How is 16? Tell me about your birthday, mid I'm kidding, it was mid.
Speaker 1:No, it was good.
Speaker 2:Is being 16 overrated.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I can't not be 16, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:But is it any different than being 15?
Speaker 1:Nope, there's nothing different.
Speaker 2:Until you get your license till you can. Are you scared to drive without your mommy in the car? No okay, you are, I can't wait you're trying to get rid of me.
Speaker 1:No, but like, so I can like go like instead of me. I didn't walk in the fucking cold like to papa john's. I could have drove there, bro, if I, if I had my license.
Speaker 2:True, I don't know, but then you'd have to be like Mom. Can I use your car?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Until you get a job and buy your own car.
Speaker 1:Don't worry, I'm going to get a job, okay, trust?
Speaker 2:So tell me about your birthday celebration. What did you do?
Speaker 1:Went to Urban Air yeah.
Speaker 2:Tell me about Urban Air. Who did you bring to urban air? What happened there? Because I wasn't there for it. Yeah, you left um I said I'm dumping your asses off. Peace.
Speaker 1:Call me when you're ready never pretty born if you sat there forever. Yeah, uh, so we went there and I don't know, we just did like everything there dodgeball, this weird like pad thing.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what it's called was it like you're full of velcro and then you jump onto the wall and you stick?
Speaker 1:no, what are you?
Speaker 2:talking about. I think I saw that in a movie one time no whatever that was no, no. So tell me, was there anything exciting that happened, any drama? Did you guys take anyone out at dodgeball?
Speaker 1:No, we did not take anyone out. Did you win? No one even played by the rules. Dude. No one even knew who to play.
Speaker 2:It was just kind of like crazy balls flying everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, basically.
Speaker 2:What was your favorite part about Urban Air? Urban Air is a trampoline park. If you don't know, Probably dodgeball. So was it fun Because you guys said you had fun? Yeah, it was fun. You're not making it sound like you had very much fun. I did. There's no highlights.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because everything was fun oh.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to highlight. It was all fun, so there was nothing that was better and there was nothing that was worse. It was just all middle of the road. That's what you're telling me. Basically, everything had their points All right after Urban Air. Yeah, excuse me, what did you do after Urban Air?
Speaker 1:Like when we went home, yeah, we didn't really do much. I feel like we all just went and got pizza Did we actually we did that before.
Speaker 2:After Urban Era, you guys were hungry for Papa John's and you walked up there and it was freezing cold. No, we did that before, no you went to McDonald's on the way. You guys got pizza later Because remember it was the $9 After 9 o'clock. I am always right. Come at me. We got a large pizza and we destroyed that thing because remember it was the nine dollars after nine o'clock. You're right, it was like not yet, right I?
Speaker 1:know, so yeah come at me we got a large pizza and we destroyed that thing.
Speaker 2:What happened to your neck? Someone clawed you. What do you mean? You got like scratches on your neck I don't know, probably the dogs or did you itch yourself really hard, because that happens to me sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 1:But yeah, we got pizza. It was cold as fuck, it was mad cold. And then we ate that whole pizza. I probably ate like four slices, jackson probably ate four and Jacob didn't eat anything.
Speaker 2:He never did. No, Jackson ended up eating his pizza.
Speaker 1:Yeah of course I know right, and then I feel like we just hung around and then we just went to bed. We were really tired.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I know you guys were kind of party fowls, but that's good. I feel like you probably exerted a lot of energy at the trampoline parking that you're not used to doing, so probably kicked your butt, made you tired, tell me about. At school you were deadlifting. How much weight can you deadlift? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I thought you did 800.
Speaker 2:800?. That sounds like a broken back.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding. I don't know why I took a deadlift. I thought you were deadlifting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was, but you don't know why I took a deadlift. I thought you were deadlifting. Yeah I was, but you don't know how much you deadlifted.
Speaker 1:No idea how much, was it Like 200, and I know I can do more, but I just didn't do more because no one hurt my back. Okay, do you want to talk?
Speaker 2:anything else more about school.
Speaker 1:No, school's mid. I have to go back tomorrow, bro. We had today off because of it was too cold. Oh my god, I don't want to go back for three days did you watch the trump inauguration?
Speaker 2:no, yeah, what do you think you got the day off for? Just to do nothing?
Speaker 1:it's what today no, yesterday, yeah, I know it was martin luther king day, and auguration day, inauguration day.
Speaker 2:No idea what that is, but that's when the new president no, yesterday yeah, I know it was Martin Luther King Day Inauguration Day. Inauguration Day. No idea what that is, but that's when the new president starts with presidency.
Speaker 1:Oh really.
Speaker 2:Yes, all right, I'm glad that you know so much about the world. I do, right, thank you. I'm worried about our future. Even when I see not just you, even when I see other young adults, I think, oh lordy, this is the future of of the world. Okay, I had. There was one more thing I wanted you to. Oh no, I want you to talk about how it was so cold you didn't go to school today. All right, is that all you have, you boring little bitch?
Speaker 2:yep, I'm a boring ass bitch, I mean, unless you have something else that you want to talk about it sounded interesting enough okay, we'll pipe up. If you think of something, oopsie, okay, well, no, taking a nap sorry, I wasn't gonna take a nap no laying down. Okay, so I had, since our last podcast, I had a nice long weekend. I had a friday, monday off, so it was lovely. I had nothing planned and I read four books in four days Are you serious Yep.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately, none of them are worth recommending. So there was that, and there was also nothing great on TV. So please send me your TV recommendations TV shows, movies, what I must watch, because I feel like I've seen all the good stuff and there's always a lot more bad things like bad TV than good TV and movies. So how to etch a girl? In fact, there's so much bad TV that Mac and I started watching Dexter together, which is an old show, but we have both never seen it and heard so many great things about it, and it's a lot of what we like Forensic murder, whodunit. So it's been good. I've been enjoying our time watching that. Yeah, we're going to watch when we get our food.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm so hungry and we're going to get some chickity. China, the Chinese chicken, for dinner. Yeah, I can't wait. What's that place called the Superstar Buffet? Yeah, I can't wait. What's that place called the superstar buffet? Yeah, and we just get a to-go box. We just say we want to do to-go because I can't eat enough to pay for the buffet and real. Then I just but I might get ice cream because I can do you drive. Oh, ari can come. She loves going in the car, bro, ari, not sorry.
Speaker 2:My favorite house, my favorite chicken has been a house chicken because it's been so cold outside and I just put her out there in the daytime when I'm at work and then when I come home I bring her in the house. And today, when I brought her in the house, mac, she just instantly started purring, like I put her down, and she was just like that's like the noise she makes when she's purring and happy. And now look at her, she's actually in the studio with us right now. Not a podcast, puppy Podcast, prettiest chicken, mama's favorite chicken. You're silky, aria, my silky. Okay, so that TV, that was it.
Speaker 1:She just likes being in here because it's warm.
Speaker 2:So I gamed a lot on my Farmville on my four-day weekend and in my backyard homestead, Homestead and I hung out in my snow globe and I snuggled my chickens. You snuggled all your chickens, yeah. But anyway, it was nice and relaxing and I felt like I just needed. Sometimes it's nice to not do anything Like to just wake up and take your time, drink your coffee, so that's what you did, you went in your children. Yeah, I read I would watch some TV and go outside and putter around and it was nice, all right.
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Speaker 2:We're gonna put it in the show notes for you, but it's magicmindcom backslash, kelly sz j a n. Kelly k e l l I s z j a n. So 45,. You guys, that's huge. And yeah, you're not going to regret it, that's for sure. So we'll add that in the show notes. I already said that Okay, perfect. I already said that Ooh, ooh, ooh, all right. So I want to talk about some things I've been working on.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 2:Because you're scared. I'm kidding. Well, this isn't really going to pertain to you. It's probably going to be boring and I know you'll just check out when I'm talking, but that's fine.
Speaker 1:I don't want to check out I still want you to pipe up.
Speaker 2:I know you don't have a lot of experience with this, but I'm hoping that maybe through me working on some of these things you will learn from that, because they do say that kids learn how to have relationships through watching their parents.
Speaker 2:So the first thing I have been working on is making small goals for myself. In the past, when I was really struggling, I just always had this constant checklist in my brain like I have to do laundry, I have to cook dinner, I have to you know a million things, and I really tried to erase this from my mind. So Sorry, no, you're not.
Speaker 1:What am I doing?
Speaker 2:You are doing your own thing, making a ton of noise.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:How are people supposed to focus when they have to listen to all your background going on there? All right, send us an email. Would you rather hear Mackie's noises or my words of wisdom?
Speaker 1:What? No, it's just that Wow. I didn't mean it like that that's just a thing that me and Rose do. That really pisses off, jackson. It's really funny.
Speaker 2:Well then, keep doing it if it pisses off Jackson.
Speaker 1:I will, don't worry.
Speaker 2:So I've worked really hard to get rid of my checklist. So I feel like really accomplished right now, because when I was trying to tell you all the things that used to be on my checklist, I don't really remember them Because I tell myself.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no On the checklist. Exercise would be on there. I need to exercise for this much time a day. I have to make dinner, I have to clean up dinner, I have to make my lunches for tomorrow, I have to do laundry, I have to mow the lawn. I have to stop at the grocery store, I have to stop at the pickup prescriptions and it would just be like, oh, if somebody wanted to snuggle with me or hey, watch this or look at this video, I would just feel like, ah, it's already eight o'clock, I don't have enough time, and so I really feel like that was like, like big picture. What's more important? Getting the laundry done and mowing the lawn or spending time with my family? You know, what am I going to remember in the future? I'm going to remember the time I spent with my family, building that relationship, making that quality time, make memories versus oh yeah, I had a clean house and every you know, whatever lame.
Speaker 2:So one of the things that when I went to therapy one time was I was saying, like I have this constant checklist in my brain of all the things I have to do, everything that's coming up and none of them are life-threatening not really a big deal. So why do I feel that constant weight? And my therapist said to me at that time get rid of the list. If it makes you feel better, like if I do anything today, so like for me today we got this podcast done, so I feel so accomplished that that is done and I really don't care. If anything else I do, Great. And if I don't get to it, guess what. It's going to be there tomorrow and I don't care.
Speaker 2:Or, I've gotten better at asking for help. Mac, will you do this for me? Mac, can you go tomorrow? Can you do this? Oh, you don't have school today. It'd really be helpful if you did this for me, and maybe you hate that, but it really helps me not making everything be my problem and like saying asking for help is okay and there's a better way to ask for help than what I used to do is be really passive, aggressive, Like no one else does laundry. Oh, I guess I'll do all this laundry.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's going to take me an hour to do all this laundry.
Speaker 2:Nobody ever feeds the dogs, but me how come. I'm the only one that does blah blah, blah, blah blah. And now I just say, hey, can you do this for me? Hey, it really great and I just continue on. If I accomplish one thing a day, no matter how big or small it is, I feel really great about that. I really need you to focus I am focusing, I'm listening to you I know, but you're doing like a million things.
Speaker 1:I don't know. It's like kind of hard.
Speaker 2:I have ada. You have ada. You're distracting me. Yeah, I know I have ADD. Okay, all right. The other thing that I have really been working on in general is love. So what, what Did you get zapped? No, I didn't. Oh, I was going to sing my song.
Speaker 1:What was your song?
Speaker 2:Karma is my boyfriend. I'm working with that Because I feel like you deserve a little zap right now. I don't deserve a zap.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2:You don't know what you're doing. That's annoying.
Speaker 1:Never mind.
Speaker 2:Do you know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I just wanted you to think about that, all right. So I wanted to talk about love and relationships and I feel like I have struggled why. I mean, granted, my parents didn't have a great relationship and I don't know if I looked at that and tried to. I mean, I knew that wasn't a good, healthy relationship. So I don't think I would strive for something like that, but I also maybe don't know. Maybe sometimes you think you know what you want and then it doesn't, it's not really what you want. So, anyway, I've been trying to kind of focus on love, like for my friends and my family, and love relationships and me. So what I'm saying is I've kind of been thinking on how to make that more compact and not so big and difficult.
Speaker 1:How is love, big and difficult.
Speaker 2:It can be. It can be complicated because people get mad at each other or cranky at each other, or don't know each other's expectations or try to change each other, or don't support each other, don't respect each other, don't communicate, so you know that sounds like mom. What you know, never mind okay so is it something that you can't talk about on the podcast? You can't talk about it, yeah. So tell me what it is.
Speaker 1:It's a skill issue yeah, you gotta lock in I know why I'm saying that.
Speaker 2:I think I'm getting better that's good.
Speaker 1:So you're locked in. Yes, so I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell you some tips and tricks. Because tips and tricks? Because you should take love advice from me. I will, okay.
Speaker 2:So, number one you need to like the person. You need to like their personality, the person that you decide to like love. If these are like your best friends, this is like your life partner, your husband, your wife, whoever you need to like who they are, not try to change it. You need to respect their values. So let's say and you just zip it because we're not going to tell anyone what our political beliefs are, and you just zip it because we're not going to tell anyone what our political beliefs are. But if you are a liberal and your partner is a Republican sorry, I had to think about what the word is you have to respect their values, not try to change their mind. Not try to see the potential in them and think you can change them or mold them somehow. You need to just respect their thoughts and feelings, hear them out, maybe agree to disagree, but if that is something that's going to drive you crazy forever, then that is not going to work in a relationship, in a good friendship or a romantic relationship, because you're not respecting them if you're trying to change them, you also need to commit to helping them achieve their goals not what you want their goals to be, but what their goals actually are. So I feel like if you can respect, support and communicate, you are going to have a successful relationship.
Speaker 2:If you can always put those things first, attraction and lust are easy. That's what initially you just want to be with that person all the time. You have fun with them. If it's a friendship, you have fun with them. You want to do fun stuff all the time. If it's a romantic relationship, you just feel that spark and that attraction and that lust.
Speaker 2:But as time goes on and if you are each other's ride or die life companion, best friend you're thinking about, your life gets busy. If you have kids and you work, what happens when you retire? Can you grow old together? Can you see your partner taking care of you and can you see yourself taking care of them with empathy and respect and support? You also need to be able to communicate, even when it's hard. You need to learn how to bring things up in a not judging way and sometimes I'll say like, hey, I want to talk to you about something, but I want it to be a conversation, not a fight or not an argument. And then I think that for me, that helps me think like okay, all right, I'm ready, I can handle this. Like what is it? Because if you keep burying things, like just letting it go or-.
Speaker 1:Don't dig the hole deeper.
Speaker 2:You are gonna dig the hole deeper if you do that though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, yeah, that's so good you don't want to.
Speaker 2:So you don't want to end up burying all that resentment because eventually you're not gonna have anywhere to bury it and you're gonna blow and then you're gonna. In every relationship, right, we all make mistakes, we, you know. In every relationship, right, we all make mistakes, we all do things that we regret we all. No, we're not perfect, right, we're human and it happens. But one of the things that I learned from my uncle Dicko and my aunt Shelly is that if you make decisions that are what's best for each other and not just yourself, like that's, that's a really big thing and I really see that with them and I admire their relationship has, you know, they got together pretty young and and they've been in my life forever and just seeing how they have grown old together. Their kids are grown up, but they're they're empty nesters and grandparents and it's just it's. It's nice to see what their relationship looks like. I feel like I haven't seen a relationship that looks like something I want, and when I saw theirs, that really made me hopeful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, haven't they been together for like a long time? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure. So anyway, that's what I'm working on. I'm not saying I'm perfect at it, but I'm just trying to be more self-aware, trying to think about it, trying to just be logical instead of taking. Sometimes I think in relationships we get so emotional about things and how we feel, versus just realizing that it can be really black and white and that's okay, like, of course we're emotional because we care, and you should be emotional and you should care. But a lot of times you just need to take that out.
Speaker 2:Static is my new word. You need to take that static out and just look at. And if you take the static and the emotion out and just look at the logical facts, it doesn't have to be that hard. And if you support each other and you respect each other and you remember that you like that person's personality and you're just doing all that for somebody and they're not returning the favor, well then for sure that's going to wear you down and build resentment. And if it doesn't tell me your secret because I want it, all right. That's all I have about where I'm at with my love situation.
Speaker 1:I'm about to flip dude. That was pretty good.
Speaker 2:Thanks the static. The static. That's what the static is supposed to be. Dude, that was pretty good situation. Thanks the static, the static. What's the static supposed to be? So do you feel like that was helpful for when you have a romantic relationship someday, and how to maneuver it? I guess, yeah, yeah, well, good, I'm glad I'm here for you oh, something new you learned this week what do you have something because you know you're supposed to?
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what mine is supposed to actually. Yeah, I told you that's a new thing we're going to do for starting in 2025, for new year's resolutions and goals and being better. So I'll tell you something I learned and let me tell you I've really been trying to like, think of something. I learn something every day, for sure, 100%, but a lot of it is medical and nobody probably cares what I have to say about what? I learned?
Speaker 2:yeah, because I learn a lot of new stuff at work all the time yeah, actually but I try to remember, like the just normal stuff that I learned, but I didn't write anything down, so anyway, one thing that I learned this week is that non-invasive prenatal testing can now determine fetal blood type as early as 10 weeks. Mccoy, when I was pregnant with you, they didn't even have non-invasive prenatal testing. What even is that? It's where they can test the baby for a handful of genetic disorders and anomalies the most common ones and it can also tell the gender of your baby. And now it can even tell the blood type of your baby, which is a big deal.
Speaker 2:If you are rh negative when you're 28 weeks pregnant, this is going to be all boring, I'm sorry. Uh, 28 weeks pregnant, you get a rogam injection because we don't know if your baby's blood type is like yours rh negative or rh positive, and if they are not the same, if if your baby's negative and you're negative, then that's same. If your baby's negative and you're negative, then that's fine. But if your baby's positive and you're negative, down the road with future pregnancies that can cause some issues. But now, if you know your baby's blood type, you don't have to get that, and I just think that that's nifty.
Speaker 1:Science.
Speaker 2:Science, McCoy Science. Did you learn anything this week? Did you learn? Did you learn anything new about driving? You drove on the freeway with me for the first time with you.
Speaker 1:Actually, that was the first time I did it with you with me?
Speaker 2:yeah, do you have anything to input there?
Speaker 1:no boring, I'm like what I don't want I wanted to.
Speaker 2:Ari's not sorry, I know I always.
Speaker 1:I always call aria sorry ari.
Speaker 2:Sorry ari, but she's living her best chicken life here. You can't even hear her. She doesn't make, make any noise. She's the perfect chicken. She just sits there and grooms herself. Yeah, because she's a pretty girl, aren't you, ari? Yeah, okay, so I only have one more thing I want to talk about, and then I have a funny joke, and I'm pretty sure you have a, would you rather? For me, and then we can go eat Chinese food and I am so excited.
Speaker 1:I have like literally nothing to say. You know what I'm going to do Eat chicken, I am going to warm up the car Already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like we're like 10 minutes away from and it's already 6.23. Actually, I don't want to go to freaking school tomorrow already. Do you have any tests or hard things that are coming up?
Speaker 1:I think I have a test this week. Yes, in math, and maybe one in science. Are you ready for them? Nope, well, the math one yes.
Speaker 2:Well, you should be. You're an honor roll student, that's just because I'm good at school.
Speaker 1:Mom, you are good.
Speaker 2:Just a natural Lock my doors At some things Lock my doors so I can start my car. I'm not even good at science at all. Do you have science right now, or just chemistry? Yeah, it's chemistry. Yeah, that kind of science is hard. All right, I think the car. Yeah, I'm pretty buns at it I think the car started. I think.
Speaker 1:And I hope our teacher's chill enough and doesn't make us do the test this week because we've been off for so long.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you probably need to do a ton of review.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so hopefully we can do it either on Friday or next week on like Tuesday.
Speaker 2:I know you can't hear it, but all, is it actually super?
Speaker 1:I don't know, it's super loud and. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:What is going on?
Speaker 2:Sometimes it's so goddamn cold that my car won't fucking start.
Speaker 1:Is that actually why? And that?
Speaker 2:makes me so crabby I could go run a Saturday now. Also, I want you to know that when it's this cold outside, I go through more gas just warming up my car than actually driving it. All right, come on, you little bitch, all right. So anyway, I just want to let you know, if you're not from Minnesota and you're listening to this, it has been so cold here. Windchills were recorded at negative 42 degrees, what, yeah? And my car finally started. Thank you, amen. Alright, we're at 30 minutes, so tell me your, would you rather?
Speaker 1:Would you rather be able to run on your feet or write Wait?
Speaker 2:I'm an idiot, I can already run on my feet, bro. Would you rather be able to run on your feet or write Wait, I'm an idiot, I can already run on my feet, bro. Would you rather be able to run?
Speaker 1:on your hands or write with your feet.
Speaker 2:That's what I meant to say Write with my feet. That'd be Then I could relax my hands or I could use my phone and I could write with my feet at the same time.
Speaker 1:Why would you ever need to write with your feet?
Speaker 2:Well, if you want to write, and look at your phone at the same time.
Speaker 1:But how would you write if you can't?
Speaker 2:see your feet. I guess that's a good point. I guess you couldn't. It's kind of hard to write. What would you pick? I would run on my hands.
Speaker 1:Why do you want to run on your hands? I don't know. Do you know how much it seems cool gross bacteria there is on the ground I don't care, I'll just wash my hands okay what do you mean?
Speaker 2:okay, okay, I believe it when I see it.
Speaker 1:I do wash my hands.
Speaker 2:All right, are you ready for a funnier joke than your? Would you rather? Oh, that was pretty funny. That was nasty. Look at that. That was off the chart. Look at that I was just waiting for you to say, like Mom, I can't wait to hear your joke. I can't wait to hear your joke, mom. Okay, here it comes. This one's actually appropriate for all ages. What does a cannibal eat for a snack? Do you know what a cannibal is? Mccoy? Yeah, it's something that eats people. I don't know what they're eating.
Speaker 1:Finger food I don't know what finger food is. Finger food I don't know what finger food is Well, when you're a cannibal, it's fingers. You're like calling me off guard with this one, okay.
Speaker 2:I was like what? You're not laughing, ha ha ha. You're so fake.
Speaker 1:No, but I don't know, I don't even understand the joke.
Speaker 2:What does a cannibal eat for a snack? Finger food, yeah, but like it's a joke, you're totally overthinking it.
Speaker 1:I am Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:So there he is. I'm going to beat you why are you going to? Beat me. What did I do wrong? Are you going to call child protection?
Speaker 1:on me, yes.
Speaker 2:You're going to live in a foster care. See how much you like it there.
Speaker 1:That's going to be really great. It's going to suck is what I mean. Why are you smiling at me like that?
Speaker 2:Because you're weird and I'm trying to listen to what you're saying because you're taking a long time to get it out.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:All right. So reminders 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link. We will add that in the show notes. Please, if you want to do us anything good, that's for free, rate and review us on, especially Apple or Spotify, and email us if you have any questions, anything you want to talk about. Do you want to be a guest on our podcast? Hit us up, follow us on socials. Is TikTok back? Yeah, it is like full normal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, it was away for a couple hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay. So anyway, I guess we're on TikTok and we are on Instagram and Facebook on our best behavior. Our Instagram handle, I believe, is at on our underscore best behavior. Thank you so much for continuing to listen, to support us. You know we're forever grateful. And at Cool Cat.
Speaker 1:You already know right who's that Cool Cat that's? I don't know, know, I'm just saying some random thing again. Weird, so weird. Are you cool cat? Mom duh, are you okay? Yep?
Speaker 2:mccoy, I just want to tell you one more thing what I love you. Oh yeah, we chill all right. Thanks for listening to another episode of on Our Best Behavior. Ari says are you not sorry and peace, because we're going to get some Chinese food.
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