On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 15-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
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Damn Pre-roll had me ready to give up! Ever wondered how a stuffy nose could lead to a discourse on British accents and "Mary Poppins"? Join us as we embark on a whimsical journey through personal tales, TV favorites like "Severance" and "The Madness," and reflections on societal norms. We'll share musings on trust within organizations and compare driving etiquette to broader social responsibilities. Our reading adventures bring us face-to-face with Freda McFadden's "The Housemaid" and the intriguing impact of book hype. Plus, reminisce with us about the lyrical genius of Eminem and the impression his music left on our youth.
In a world where work and play blend seamlessly, we chat with an inspiring travel writer about the freedom remote work provides, akin to the adventures of classic travel shows. Through the lens of upcoming career opportunities, we explore the excitement of Christmas shopping and the thrill of finding the perfect gift. Personal stories about community spirit, including a heartfelt tribute at a colleague's funeral, highlight the importance of genuine connections. Finally, brace yourself for behind-the-wheel anecdotes that teach patience, responsibility, and the art of mastering highways with a little help from our mentors.
Hey guys, welcome back to.
Speaker 2:RMS.
Speaker 1:Behavior. I'm Mac and you're here with Kelly.
Speaker 2:And it's supposed to be. You've been doing that, not right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:And you're here with Mac and Kelly. Yeah, I know I did that wrong. You sound so stuffy you, poor little thing. Do you need some cold medicine?
Speaker 1:No, I feel fine A teaspoon of sugar helpsps the medicine.
Speaker 2:Go down Medicine. Go down Medicine. You just had what.
Speaker 1:It's just because I blew my nose.
Speaker 2:Oh, do you know what song that's from? Nope, mary Poppins, I feel like you would like that. You like to do a British accent Poppins, mary Poppins. Yeah, how was your day. Tell me what's new. Tell me something good there's nothing that's new.
Speaker 1:I took a nap.
Speaker 2:You took a nap. I didn't even take a nap today.
Speaker 1:I thought you took a nap on the couch. What do you mean?
Speaker 2:I didn't fall asleep. I watched that fucked up movie, that AI movie. You were like you walked in and he was having sex with the ai girl and I was embarrassed like oh my god, mackie's gonna see on tv and he's gonna be like what the hell are you watching? I think that's the first time. I was a little humiliated because I didn't know that was gonna happen. And then it's like what are you watching?
Speaker 2:All right, good tv shows on my radar. This one's old, but. But I finished Severance and you know we talked about that before and that's when the people go to work and they don't remember anything about their personal life and when they're not at work they don't know anything about their work life. Anyway, ended in a huge cliffhanger and there's only one season, but I did hear that the next season is going to be coming out. Really good show on netflix the madness. It's on the top 10. It's a tv show but it is about. It starts out really crazy with this guy. He's at like an airbnb and all of a sudden like he finds a dead body and people are hunting him and trying to frame him for this murder. No, no, did you see any of that?
Speaker 1:I don't remember that.
Speaker 2:No, I might have watched it when you were at your dad's.
Speaker 1:Probably because I don't remember that.
Speaker 2:And anyway. So part of the show that got me really riled up is that's Paisley.
Speaker 2:He makes that funny noise yeah it's kind of funny Sorry to get sidetracked that never happens on this show, um but it made me think of like the government today and how the what's really wrong with the world is dirty organizations. So, like there's dirty cops, I feel like there's dirty politicians. You can't believe or trust anybody and it makes me really upset. Like Mackie, you and I were talking because you were driving the other day and we're just talking about you were like you were noticing how many people don't use their blinker or just drive like really inconsiderate. And when you're a new driver, especially like you are really depending on people driving properly, it's hard to learn how to drive when you're anticipating everyone should be driving the right way, but nobody does, and I feel like that's a lot when we were talking about the world.
Speaker 2:If everyone was like a good human being, the world would be a really nice place, but there's so many people that don't have a conscience or think that they're entitled or better than, and they steal and they lie and they cheat and they drive like assholes. So same with government. If politicians would just do the right thing and if cops would just do the right thing and I'm not saying that most of them don't and shout out Anoka police, because I think that you guys are awesome, but anyway. So if you watch the madness kind of gets that gear in your brain going. Finally read a really good book. It well, I don't know my chickens.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding what.
Speaker 2:Why would you say that? I don't know, that's rude. So I finally got on board and read the Housemaid by Freda McFadden and it was good. But this is the thing with those books is I have heard everyone talk about how great it is. You have to read it, and so then it doesn't like meet my expectation of the hype, and I read a lot of books, so that's one of my passions is talking about books and what I read, and I just felt like in a way not 100%, but it gave me the last Mrs Parrish vibes, which was a really, really, really, really great book.
Speaker 2:Did you have you read any good books lately? No, have you seen any good books lately?
Speaker 1:No, have you seen any good TV shows or movies lately, other than the shows you're watching?
Speaker 2:no, another good show. So I was going to say unpopular opinion, but I don't know if it's unpopular, but my opinion is best rapper of my time oh, that eminem eminem love him why do you like him? Because when I was your age or younger and his music came out, I just remember listening to those lyrics being like oh my gosh, like just shocking the things he would say, and that in that time I thought like that freedom of speech is so powerful that you can say those things. Why did he?
Speaker 1:say that.
Speaker 2:It was so crazy, you never listened to Eminem's music he talked about like no, I have you haven't listened to the lyrics, like the old songs.
Speaker 2:No, so he would just talk about, like, how much he hated his mom and the things that she did to him and how he felt about it. And he would talk about his girlfriend and ex-girlfriend and just things that he felt about him and being bullied at school and it's just a lot. You should listen to it. I know how much you love to listen to music. So, anyway, he's on Rhythm and Flow and he is like a guest judge, surprise judge.
Speaker 2:And I love Rhythm and Flow because that is like a musical show where they can you know it's on Netflix so they can say whatever they want to say. It's not bleeped out, it's original. They're rapping their own raps and it's really taken me back to my childhood because I loved rap. I still love me some rap now, but, um, eminem whoo, that man makes me feel flustered. He's just handsome every every. The older he's gotten, the more handsome he is, and the more sober he is, the more handsome he is and he's just like a family man which is also attractive to me because he, you know, he quit drugs.
Speaker 2:He doesn't even date which. He should date me. And wow, that's crazy eminem slim, shady marshall, mathers all day baby you're funny. But yeah, I just think that he is politically. You know he's kind of out there, but I can love people for whatever they think about politics, as long as they're a good person. Anything, anything to say. Do you have a rap to?
Speaker 1:sing. I really cannot wait to eat pulled pork tonight.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm making that after this Pulled pork sandwich.
Speaker 1:Why? Why did you just look at me?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I was just seeing if you were going to say something.
Speaker 1:I was just thinking about Eminem. Welcome back to it. Gotta take a poop.
Speaker 2:Okay. Okay. So there's this lady on Facebook that I follow. She's a chicken lady, but anyway she shout out Silky, surprise. She is a breeder for silky chickens and she does raffles all the time and then you can either win some silky chicks or some hatching eggs or store credit. So anyway, I entered a raffle and I didn't win. And when I didn't win, I posted a crying emoji because I really wanted to win. And anyway, this lady shout out, sandy, who did win. She reached out to me and said hey, because this is the giving season and we entered the raffle by saying something that we were thankful for I'm going to give you a chick or two that I got. And I was like, yes, I was so excited. And then I said you know what? I already have four chickens and that's enough for me. So I appreciate your kindness. That was so kind of you, but four chickens is enough. Been working on my egg stand.
Speaker 1:I know it's been going great huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you've been helping me with that. We tried, but anyway, I bought this. I'm really excited. First I bought that wood storage, but I'm really going to use that for wood storage. Thank you, Jay, for picking that up for me. But now I bought this deck cooler box and so I'm going to make that my egg stand.
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to make that my egg stand. I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna call it.
Speaker 2:You're gonna call kelly's four chickens but I see people post on facebook all the time like looking for fresh eggs. So I'm gonna be selling them at my egg stand and, um, but yeah, it's a cooler box, so I'm gonna put the eggs in the cooler box and then there's like a little cut out on the bottom and I'm gonna be like this is where you return your egg cartons what if the eggs aren't like in the fresh eggs don't have to be in the fridge, they just have to be, like, not hot and not frozen.
Speaker 2:That's why you put them in that cooler and it just keeps, they get hot. They might just cook, for sure, yeah, and I don't know that that would happen, but they wouldn't be good if they got too hot Too warm. Yeah, and so then I'm going to have a little pay box and my little Venmo sign. So, yeah, I'm excited for the spring. So watch out for Kelly's four chickens.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Kelly's four hens. Oh, I thought you were a chicken that jumped the fence.
Speaker 2:Only four chickens. I got to think Lola jumped the fence today. I had to go get her. Sorry, Amelia, my chickens keep coming, my four chickens keep rotating. Who wants to hop over there? All right, Okay, so I got in the mail a Pyrex ornament and I opened it up and I was like, oh shoot, I bet you this was a Christmas present for me and I wasn't supposed to open it, but I had my name on it, so I opened it and it is this beautiful, if you know anything about Pyrex, friendship, Cinderella set Christmas ornament. And so I was like, oh my, gosh.
Speaker 1:So then I showed it.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm not going to put up your tree man, I don't put up a tree, I'm going to put up. Oh, I got to put up my Christmas trees on my mantle.
Speaker 1:I got to do that this week. Are you going to put up your trees in the backyard?
Speaker 2:I'm going to put my Christmas tree up in the backyard. You got to help me one day this week, I will.
Speaker 2:Okay, don't see it I'll put it, we'll put it up. So anyway, I was like who would have sent me this? And then I asked you and I'm like, did you guys get me this? And you're like, no. So anyway, finally, I was like maybe I have a secret admirer out there, maybe you know. I asked wendy, did you send me this? I asked kate, did you send no? No, they all wanted to take credit for it but they said it wasn't me. So anyway, this weekend I get a text from Uncle Dicko and he's like, hey, did you get something in the mail? And I'm like, was that from you? And he said yeah, me. And Shelly sent it to you. And then it just made me feel so nice, they're my favorites. Okay, you told me I have on the agenda that you were going to tell me everything you got me for Christmas Go.
Speaker 1:What would I say?
Speaker 2:You told me you were going to tell me.
Speaker 1:All right, ready. Yep, I did it right. I just told you.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about when me and Justin were getting stuff. I was like all right, when we get home I'm going to walk in with everything.
Speaker 2:I'm going to yell at everything I got you Pause. Huh, oh you're right, sorry, okay, sidebar over All right, so wait, what were we saying?
Speaker 1:What?
Speaker 2:Christmas presents.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, presents, oh yeah you said you went christmas shopping for me. Yeah, we got you a lot of stuff, a lot I won't say a lot, but okay it's difficult to find a lot of this stuff I am the easiest person to shop no because they like I'm gonna, actually I can't okay, yeah, don't say anything, don't ruin it all.
Speaker 2:Right, I have one more thing to talk about and then I have two things for you to talk about and feel free to pipe up over there. Okay, oh, I actually have something really exciting to tell you. Oh, so today I did a podcast interview with this guy and he I'm trying to describe what he does he travels all over and then he writes like he's a writer and he writes articles about travel and different things and businesses and airlines and places to stay and whatever, and so, anyway, he is trying to and I might not get this 100 right, but you'll get the idea so he really wants to do a podcast with you where we talk to you and I talk to CEOs of companies because they want to understand your generation coming into the workforce and ask questions and what to expect, and then vice versa.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I think it's a really great idea that big company ceos want to talk to us, especially want to talk to you, I know. And so we were talking about how, today, if you are creative which we are, I'm too old but you are but when you are exploring career paths, you know, when I was in, when I was going to college, you kind of had to figure out, like, what you wanted to be Like do I want to be a teacher? Do I want to work in HR? Do I want to work with computers? Do I want to be a doctor? Maybe I want to be a lawyer, maybe I want to be a nurse. Anyway, now we were talking about, with the capabilities of being able to work remote, you can travel so much more when before, like for me, I don't have a job where I can work remote.
Speaker 2:So if I want to take a vacation, I have to pretty much take time off at work to travel when nowadays people who can work from home or can work remote can travel and still work and see so many more places and I really think that is a great opportunity, and I remember back in the day, travel channel had like all these shows where somebody like you or I, they would pay for you, they would pay you, I, they would pay for you, they would pay you too, and they would pay your way to, like, stay at a resort.
Speaker 2:And then the TV show would be like, oh, we're in Hawaii today and we're staying at this resort and it's amazing, and they have this and they have that, and you get to experience all of the things. And then you get to eat all the food. And then they would go on excursions. And then you would be like, oh my gosh, that looks amazing. I want to go on that trip, but that was a job that you could get paid to do so see what you're doing well, people would pay for you to go on the trip, pay you to do the tv show.
Speaker 1:So I just be like today, we're on a ball and we're gonna be doing this, and then we're here and well no, but it'd be more guided.
Speaker 2:like somebody would be like okay, well, this is where you, we're here, and blah, blah, blah. No, but it'd be more guided. Like somebody would be like okay, well, this is where you're going to stay, and now we're going to do a massage, and then they would edit it and chop it up, so it was like highlight reels. It was something like that. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2:So if I was you if I was you, I would totally want to try to explore something where I could travel, see the world remotely. You could make so much money that I could retire and just travel with you and your family.
Speaker 1:Just an idea. I wish I could make that much money you can.
Speaker 2:You just have to put your mind to it. You have to be ambitious and motivated. Ambitious what, what, what I said?
Speaker 1:ambitious, do you know?
Speaker 2:what ambitious means A little bit. One to ten. Where's your energy?
Speaker 1:I just woke up from a nap, man what.
Speaker 2:If you were playing video games right now, I would hear you downstairs. Yeah, I know, hear you downstairs. So come on. Come on, all right. Sad topic my old co-worker, lj, died, and so we went to her funeral, wendy and I did.
Speaker 1:On Friday.
Speaker 2:On Friday and it was such a beautiful service and it was a multi-care reunion and I'm really sad that it took a funeral to get us all together. Oh my gosh. But, my friend LJ, I never have laughed so hard with somebody at work and we just had so much fun. And we just had so much fun and seeing all my old multi-care co-workers and friends. I just have never, ever, had another job where I felt like a true family, like people who really cared about you. You're gonna unplug your mic if you keep pulling on that and like fan like you're, those people's families knew who you were and you know their kids and I just really it was really great. I really love my job now and maybe it could be like that someday um if I'm there for a long time.
Speaker 2:But anyway, that place multi-care was a one in a million opportunities of a great place to work and they were really good to their employees and maybe that's why they didn't survive. But I am just like here anyway that's where I used to work like two jobs when you were born.
Speaker 1:That's where I worked oh, and then you started working at riverdale.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't work. I worked at oakdale, okay, okay that's it. I was pretty close, though, and now I work at alina yeah yeah really close to home really close to home zero. Really close to home Zero commute.
Speaker 1:It's probably like a mile away, not even 1.2. Yeah, barely a mile.
Speaker 2:You ride your bike up there and have lunch with me sometimes.
Speaker 1:That's nice, I know. I wish I could do that more.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, you'll have a job this summer.
Speaker 2:I can't hear you.
Speaker 1:For winter break.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I should be able to um, oh, too loud I should be able to um, come over to your work. Then I can't. Yeah my bad in or out.
Speaker 1:I feel like I'm in or out I should be able to come to your work.
Speaker 2:Yes, you can winter break? Yes, you can whenever. And then spring break. Oh, just kidding, I took that off, I'm not working spring break, but I'm gonna go try to see. I'm gonna try to go to florida. So bro and I'm not bringing you, I'm going by myself um you have to say how long though you just are like four nights, maybe three, four nights. You gotta stay home and watch the bunnies and the dogs and the four chickens I'll try my best okay, so tell me about behind the wheel.
Speaker 2:You've done two sessions of behind the wheel. How many more do you have to do? I think one more just one more and then you get to be done. Yeah, so tell, tell me about that, like what happens when you go to behind the wheel you get in the car.
Speaker 1:They like you drive somewhere. You're driving like oh're driving on regular roads.
Speaker 2:What are you doing over there?
Speaker 1:My balls itch right, and then you'll drive on the. I don't know what you call them. They're not really busy. They're not on the highways, but they're so busy.
Speaker 2:County road. Yeah, county road, there we go.
Speaker 1:You're driving on county roads, you'll mainly be driving on county roads and then for the first one, you're mainly in the uh neighborhoods okay but the second one. It's a lot of county road and then you can go on the highway if you want. Did you yeah?
Speaker 2:if in behind the wheel? Yeah, oh and then how scared were you I already did it before. I wasn't scared at all okay you had done it with your dad yeah, okay. Okay, before you were behind the wheel. Yeah, and then Was he like do you want to go on the freeway? Were you like hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like yeah, sure, and then you do some parking, and then you do some hill parks and stuff, and then what else do you do?
Speaker 2:How are you at? That easy have you easiest parking ever have you tried to parallel park. Yeah, I'm the best at that you are. Yeah, I've never seen you parallel park I'm a parent.
Speaker 1:I mean I did, it was the one I did the best on.
Speaker 2:So with your instructor or your dad good, was he impressed? Was he like mccoy? Way to go go.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Is he a nice guy or just kind of like no?
Speaker 1:he's a nice guy I feel like that's how you do it. You just do parking, a little bit driving here and there, and they just tell you where to go, and then you'll come to like Some parts where you don't know how to do, or they'll tell you what to do.
Speaker 2:So what happens if you don't know what to do? They just tell you so if they're like, oh, we want you to do blah, blah, blah, do you say I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1:I usually know what to do every time, but there'll be times where you mess up and you're like, oh, Then will he say oh yeah, he'll tell you what you should do next time, Okay. Or if you don't do so good, sometimes he'll tell you what you should do better.
Speaker 2:Does he have an emergency brake and steering wheel on his side?
Speaker 1:No, he doesn't have a steering wheel, but he has a brake. He does have a brake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, has he ever had to? Use it on you? No, Wouldn't that be funny. You're just trying to drive. Has he ever freaked out Like whoa, whoa, whoa when you almost killed us, when you cut over three lanes without looking?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:He's never freaked out. Have you ever done anything that bad?
Speaker 1:No, that's good.
Speaker 2:That was my first time driving, but you were like so cocky, Like oh. I know how to drive, it's not a big deal. And then you realized like it's a big deal.
Speaker 1:No, it wasn't, it was just a weird intersection.
Speaker 2:Okay, you're a weird intersection.
Speaker 1:Tell me about how it started Whoa Whoa.
Speaker 2:You always make fun of me for hanging on to the handle.
Speaker 1:I'm a fine driver. I was really hanging on to the handle. I hang on to the handle Like holy shit, we're going to die.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I did not say that Like ah, the first time maybe, but like this weekend when we were driving you were like whoa, I was. I always hang on to it because you turn harder than I do and then I slam into the door and I don't want to do that, sorry.
Speaker 1:Whoa Spooky what I'm going to slap you.
Speaker 2:Spooky. Tell me about your new classes. What's your favorite class? This try Gym. That's so easy Did you finish your pickleball tournament?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, oh, we didn't finish it, but we did most of it how do you, how do you start a tournament and not finish it? Oh, no man so what do you? What did you do in gym today? Volleyball oh yeah, are you good at that?
Speaker 1:no, I haven't done it in so long. I'm okay, can you?
Speaker 2:serve.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can you spike? What do you mean? I jump like I don't know.
Speaker 2:Somebody sets it and then you spike it. Can you do that? You've never done it.
Speaker 1:Never done it. No, Probably could. It doesn't sound that hard.
Speaker 2:What's your second favorite class?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. That's a difficult one.
Speaker 2:That bad huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're all kind of ass.
Speaker 2:Okay, what's your least favorite?
Speaker 1:My fucking math class.
Speaker 2:What oh chemistry?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:That's science.
Speaker 1:Yeah, math.
Speaker 2:But what's it called Al, called algebra I think it's called algebra two or something.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know. Geometry, geometry too, yeah, oh geometry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, shapes, I hate shapes and shit.
Speaker 1:That's what you said I know fucking shapes, dude, I'm not a construction worker what?
Speaker 2:what is that? Well, I guess like area and if you're trying to calculate carpet and yeah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1:I don't, I'm not gonna be you are gonna be.
Speaker 2:You want to be an electrician, though you have to know I think I'm more of a plumber person. Okay now you're gonna play with shit and digging toilets. Got it?
Speaker 1:yeah, digging in the shit. I'll shit it up. Are you laughing?
Speaker 2:because they do make really good money. But I could not dig in someone else's shit. You could never unshit up something.
Speaker 1:No, I couldn't unshit it up. You know you have to go poop super bad. That's what you call shitting up. Oh.
Speaker 2:I don't know, what that means.
Speaker 1:Oh, the dogs are pissed off at someone, someone's here.
Speaker 2:Okay, alright, so that's all I have to talk about. Do you have anything else to talk about? No, the dogs are pissed off at someone. Someone's here Okay, all right, so that's all I have to talk about. Do you have anything else to talk about? No, no, all right, so we're going to do. Are you smarter than a third grader Moving on up? I'm not smarter than a third grader, and then I think you have a, would you rather for me?
Speaker 1:And I have a funny joke Mom, I'm not smarter than a third grader okay.
Speaker 2:If you know a good name for my chicken egg business, make sure you DM those to me at crazybeautifulkelly or at onourbest.
Speaker 1:What Little dumper no.
Speaker 2:That's not cute. Kelly's four chickens Alright Ready.
Speaker 1:Kelly's chicken coop.
Speaker 2:No, I meant for the are you smarter than a third grader?
Speaker 1:Are you ready for that? Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 2:All right, if you're listening, let's see if you can answer these faster.
Speaker 1:Probably my little cardboard box, my little cardboard box.
Speaker 2:My little egg stand.
Speaker 1:I'm ready.
Speaker 2:I make my problems everyone else's problems. That's the name of my egg stand that's crazy. See if you can answer these faster than Mackie, if you're playing along.
Speaker 1:I got it right what country is Paris?
Speaker 2:France how would you know the answer to the question before I even read it?
Speaker 1:Paris, france. Yeah, answer to the question before I even read it. I heard Paris, france. Okay, yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2:The question is what country is Paris the capital of? And yes, the answer is France. You said it? How am I a cheater? Because I didn't even ask the question yet.
Speaker 1:I was locked in.
Speaker 2:This isn't Family Feud, where you just beep before the question's over. All right Now please.
Speaker 1:There should be a beeper.
Speaker 2:Other people are playing along, so please listen.
Speaker 1:I just had to win. I'm a competitive person. I had to win.
Speaker 2:The entire question. So people playing along have a fair opportunity.
Speaker 1:We can go again.
Speaker 2:Okay. In what city is the White House located?
Speaker 1:DC. Do I have to say the whole thing or can I just say DC?
Speaker 2:Well, the correct answer is Washington DC, but I understand what you meant.
Speaker 1:So that's fine, that counts.
Speaker 2:All right. Question number three of five. What is 10 times three, 30.? Good job. Question four of five. What did Alexander Graham Bell invent Telephone? Good job. Question four of five. What did Alexander Graham Bell invent Telephone? Good job. I always remember that one. Because his bell bell like a ring a ding. Because Gima would always say on my voicemail give me a ringy ding, all right. Last question yeah, how long does Earth take to orbit the sun? A whole year, one year. I thought I picked 24 hours because I'm real smart. All right, what's your? Would you rather Tell me your? Would you rather? I would rather Everyone would rather you ask me the question, then sing this song. Would you rather get a?
Speaker 1:tattoo or a lip piercing.
Speaker 2:Tattoo all day. I would tattoo most of my body.
Speaker 1:But you have both of them Piercings and tattoos, not my lip.
Speaker 2:I would not get my lip tattooed, but what if it's just like a, like a stud down here?
Speaker 1:No, what if it's just a piercing, piercing or tattoo, just.
Speaker 2:There's nothing else I want pierced, so I'd get a tattoo. What would you pick? What if?
Speaker 1:you had no pierces or no tattoos. What are you going to do first?
Speaker 2:Tattoo.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's, simple.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to do a tattoo as well. Where do you want your first tattoo? I don't know. What do you want? I don't know. Heart no, no idea. It'd be you next holding your chicken. Oh, that would be a cute tattoo. That can be your memorial tattoo for me when I'm dead. All right, I have a funny joke. Oh my god. Yeah, wait, I'm gonna sell it.
Speaker 1:Okay, me and justin when I was at school. Oh, we saw something that's right up your alley. That were it was good you saw somebody wearing something that like there was something that we're getting that that saw this. Fuck, you're gonna love it. You saw it at school. No, like justin was texting me at school. He was like blah, blah, blah and we were texting back and forth and I was like yeah, dude, she would love that sidebar oh my god, are you ready for a joke? Yes.
Speaker 2:If your kids are in the car. This one is appropriate for all ages.
Speaker 1:Of course you have to say it's appropriate and inappropriate.
Speaker 2:Well, I just want to give people a warning so then they don't have to answer all their kids' questions.
Speaker 1:I guess that's a good point. They do like to ask a lot of questions. They'll be like Mom what does?
Speaker 2:that mean.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:hang on, my thing is malfunctioning.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Your phone is not working.
Speaker 2:I think I remember the joke. What is an? I'm going to say it wrong, here it is. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? Give up A satisfactory Get it. Satisfactory means means okay, your face is a joke. That's not nice. I actually think your face is cute totally mac dog, I love you. Thank you for doing the podcast with me and see you next time and I can't wait to go eat some pulled pork. Pulled pork, up in the house. Did you hear the krrr? Yeah, I did you heard that.
