On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 15-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
You Need to Calm Down
Who knew a misplaced bag at Leanne Chin's could teach us about responsibility, or that a fun chat about Fortnite and Halloween costumes would lead us into the depths of life’s unavoidable moments like funerals? Our latest episode of "On Our Best Behavior" kicks off with some laughs and nostalgic pranks before taking a heartfelt detour into personal stories of loss and how life moves forward. We tackle the pet peeve of turning personal problems into public spectacles, reminding ourselves and our listeners of the importance of owning up to one’s mistakes.
As we shift gears, the warmth of friendship takes center stage with Cate’s expanding social network being a beacon of support through all life’s big moments, including her wedding. From the quirks of school holiday schedules to the joys of collecting eggs from backyard chickens, we share tales filled with laughter and the endearing antics of farm life. Our chat is peppered with humorous moments from Cate’s wedding celebration, underscoring the beauty of simple joys and the cherished bonds of family and friends.
Animal enthusiasts will enjoy our playful trivia round, challenging what we know about creatures big and small—from baby cows to how many legs a spider has. With a cheerful debate on the cleanliness of kitchens and its link to pest invasions, we wrap up our episode on a high note with lighthearted banter. We share a few laughs and anecdotes that remind us why we love hosting this podcast, leaving you with smiles and an open invitation to join us again for more humor and good vibes.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor your Best Behavior. I'm Mac and you're here with Kelly, hey what up?
Speaker 2:Mac Mac doggy dog? You know that I have doggy dog on my brain because of the Snoop Dogg skin on Fortnite. It's pretty bad. Hey, what was your Halloween costume? Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle. Yeah, okay, how much candy did you get with that costume? Which one? Zero glitches.
Speaker 1:Okay, come on, bro, that's not even funny, I'm a knee slapper tonight you know, let me tell you something that I've learned.
Speaker 2:I like doing podcast interviews, but it's way fun to podcast with you because I just get to be my dopey self.
Speaker 1:And I get to be my sense of humor. Is your name Harry, and I think Harry Balls my name's Harry, and hi is Amanda there?
Speaker 2:Amanda Hug and Kiss.
Speaker 1:What are you talking about? Oh yeah, I forget. In your day, you guys don't prank, the pizza's going to burn up.
Speaker 2:You don't prank phone calls, it's only preheating. It's fine, oh no, all right, tell me about your life. No school today. I never got election day off, some bunk.
Speaker 1:Bunk, bunk-ass shit, bonkers, that's absolutely bonkers, bonkers, no it was absolutely bonkers. Hey.
Speaker 2:Charlie, charlie bit my finger.
Speaker 1:That was really bonkers that really hurt Bonkers.
Speaker 2:What's up?
Speaker 1:I don't know what's up.
Speaker 2:Okay, are you going to talk in your mic or are you going to Absolutely?
Speaker 1:bonkers, are you going to twinkle tweet? I'm not going to twinkle tweet. Twinkle tweet, all right.
Speaker 2:So first I want to start out by talking. This is a little heavy, serious topic.
Speaker 2:But I want to talk about funerals, because we had Patrick's funeral a couple weeks ago, and this is what is really sad to me is that we go to funerals. They suck. It's sad, but life has to go on. So you lose somebody who's super special to you and this has happened to me in my life. Other than Patrick, I've unfortunately lost other very important people and everything just has to go on. So if you ever think like, oh, if I died, like that would be so sad and you know how would things be different, oh, how would my job adapt without me, how would my family adapt without me? They do. Life goes on and it's that is sad. It has to go on, but it's sad. I just wanted to like point that out there. Like just everyone goes on with their life and has breakfast or whatever. So it's sad to me. We had an incident at the leanne chin oh shit, did you forget about it?
Speaker 1:do you want? Do you want to tell the story, will you?
Speaker 2:tell the story into your microphone.
Speaker 1:I think you'd tell that better. But if you want me to tell that, yeah, I want you to.
Speaker 2:I want to hear Mac's version. All right, tell it in your mic. So basically what happened?
Speaker 1:is we got, there, we went to Leanne and we left that shit.
Speaker 2:I meant we got there.
Speaker 1:I'm at. We got there right. I'm actually going to lock in.
Speaker 2:Okay, start at the beginning, because nobody knows anything about this.
Speaker 1:So we were going to get food, I pulled in parked right and there was this like car and there was like the car and like the.
Speaker 1:Oh and you drove there, yeah, there was like this car, like by Leon Chin, and didn't think of anything of it because, like we didn't know what was going on. And then we parked the car, didn't think of anything of it because we didn't know what was going on. And then we parked the car, we go inside and there's this guy just like he's like I lost my bag, I lost my bag, whatever. He lost his bag and he was like that has all my stuff in it and he was just freaking out. He was like blaming the employees that they stole it because he left to go and he forgot he had his bag and he came back inside and it wasn't there and he was just blaming everyone. And then you just had to get.
Speaker 2:You got involved and you're like sir, I don't think anyone wants to hear yelling or whatever you said. What'd you say again? I said I don't think you need to yell, you don't need to be accusing people of stealing and you said some of them, him, and I said yeah, and I said you don't need to swear in front of my child. And I said it sounds like you've said you forgot your bag. That's a you problem, not an us problem. You need to go outside or we can call the cops.
Speaker 1:Did you actually say we can call the cops? Yeah, oh, I didn't know. You said that. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 2:And then I called the cops yeah, you did.
Speaker 1:And then the other guy went outside because he wouldn't go outside.
Speaker 2:The manager.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he just called the cops too, and you called the cops Then we got our food and we left, and then that was it, that was it.
Speaker 2:But you were like, oh mom, you always got to yap. But the dispatch guy's like, can you describe the man? And I and I'm like, well, he's wearing a pink jacket and red shoe is like hard to miss. It is pretty hard to miss that anyway. I pet peeve high, highly dislike. Big rant is don't make your problem everyone else's problem. I see this happen every single day. I see, like this guy, he says I forgot my bag here, bitch, it's not anyone's responsibility to babysit your shit that you left behind. If it was that important, maybe you would have made sure that you didn't leave it behind. Accidents happen, but take accountability for your actions for real.
Speaker 1:For today voting real.
Speaker 2:Today voting, I hear people saying like well, I have to leave work to vote because they have to pay me to vote, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Guess what? The polls open from 7am to 8pm. Unless you're working a 24 hour shift, you have time to vote. And if you don't have time to vote because you made other plans, time to vote. And if you don't have time to vote because you made other plans, guess what? You should have voted early. You should have made it a priority. Why is it?
Speaker 1:everyone else's problem that you can't be accountable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree with you. That's what I'm on.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about Kate's wedding.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's talk about it. I want to hear your. I like the Mac version.
Speaker 1:Oh, what is the Mac version? I usually just talk over you. And what is that thing? What that thing right there? What this? It's my sun lamp. What the hell?
Speaker 2:It's so that I don't get seasonal depression.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Do you want me to turn it on? Why? Because there's not enough sun. Well, there hasn't been too much snow, so you just power it on like this. Oh yeah, you can't stare directly and then you just let it.
Speaker 1:You just let it shine on you like the sun. It's gonna hurt your eyes.
Speaker 2:It doesn't hurt my eyes, so you just let it shine on you. I don't know that.
Speaker 1:I was trying to think of a so you turn it on at night or something yeah, I just kind of sit in front of it.
Speaker 2:I used to like drink a glass of wine in front of it, but now I don't drink, so I just turn it on. When I'm in my decompressed mode, get my vitamin D. I used to have it at work and I'd have it on me in my lunch break.
Speaker 1:Like I was sitting in the sun. You'd just be sitting there with your eyes closed like a crazy person, mom.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean yeah, I really I don't care. I I mean yeah, I don't really, I don't care.
Speaker 1:I know you don't care.
Speaker 2:And everyone you know I was kind of a crabby bitch at my old job, so people would be like, yeah, yeah, you do what you gotta do. I'm not a crabby bitch anymore, because I have a job that I love.
Speaker 1:Well, you're only a crabby bitch at your other work, because it fucking sucked it did.
Speaker 2:So yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. Anyway that's all we need to say about that. Yep, so kate's wedding, tell me about it. I don't know when we tell you about it, like what like.
Speaker 2:Basically tell me your role in kate's wedding and how it went.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what my role is called dude.
Speaker 2:You were the. You gave the bride away yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:So I basically had to get out of the car, open the door.
Speaker 2:Oh, what about how dapper you looked in your suit. What do you mean? How handsome do you? Think that you, you said uh, yeah, I think I did look good, I look pretty good yeah, you did what? Okay, okay, okay, I've looked pretty good in this you gotta hit me, because I'm sick of telling you to talk in your mic, so yeah, hey, add focus.
Speaker 1:I'm talking, I didn't mean to shush you did you shush me?
Speaker 2:I'm your mom. Have some respect okay.
Speaker 1:So I had to open the door for kate, let her out, close the door, and then I had to fluff her dress, yeah. And then I had to walk her down the aisle. I had to hug her, give her a kiss, shake jay's hand, give him a hug and then just sit down. That was my role. Were you nervous?
Speaker 2:not really, yeah that's good you did good you did such a good job and I got a little emotional when I saw you because are you serious?
Speaker 1:oh, my baby bro, such a man, this kid, this woman.
Speaker 2:You call me a kid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this woman.
Speaker 2:So I think that the wedding was beautiful, the weather was beautiful.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, oh, they're going to be started. On the food oh my God, I ate so much of it.
Speaker 2:Okay, good, and the cookies. Yeah, the food was so good Dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the soda food. I think I went. I got two plates, two plates.
Speaker 2:Well, good, yeah, you were hungry. Really did my favorite food, pulled pork. Yes, oh my god, they're so good so, yeah, kate looked beautiful and, um, there was really no hiccups. I mean mean, the night before that we did a lot of setup and the tent people came late, so that was kind of that kind of sucked.
Speaker 1:We all helped and it got done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we all worked together really well and got it done, and then you and I went back to the hotel and we went swimming.
Speaker 1:That was fun, it was just yeah, we played football.
Speaker 2:Your mom was fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah you, we went swimming. That was fun. It was just. Yeah, we played football. Your mom was fun. Yeah, you're actually you're fun, yeah, and then we went to go watch a movie. I think we both fell asleep.
Speaker 2:We got some snacks, yeah we charged it to kate yep, I did ben mower for that and um, yeah, and then we just it was, it was lovely. And then the next morning the came over and did hair and makeup.
Speaker 1:You had some donuts, you slept.
Speaker 2:Hey, who are you talking to?
Speaker 1:Oh, my bad, I'm talking to my family.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. And then you yell into the mic.
Speaker 1:Sorry. Sorry, I got to lock in chat.
Speaker 2:So, anyway, I thought it was going to be like the longest day ever, but it went by so fast.
Speaker 1:It did, though fast.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, you slept in until like 11.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but when we went there, and had the wedding it went pretty fast. Pictures. I don't know if it's because it got darker soon because of the season. I don't know what it was but it went by fast. Just like how it's already going to be December next month. Dude, I think that's crazy yeah.
Speaker 2:Christmas is. You know what's going to be even more crazy. I don't even have any ideas. I'm cooked, bro. In two months you're going to be 16. That's crazy, oh my god.
Speaker 1:I do have a Christmas idea, but it's like a lot of money. I want to hear it.
Speaker 2:You're not going to get it from me, I just want to hear it.
Speaker 1:I want an SMG.
Speaker 2:No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1:No, it ain't happening.
Speaker 2:Tell me what it is. No, mccoy, you can't bring it up and then not tell me.
Speaker 1:Can I tell it with just me or Justin? Okay?
Speaker 2:Don't forget, I won't forget. Okay, you don't want to, I'll talk about it at dinner, okay.
Speaker 1:All right Back on track Lock in.
Speaker 2:I feel like the ceremony was lovely. Everything was good. There wasn't much of a dance, it kind of got cold. We had a little bit of a.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and then they wouldn't no the place we did that it wouldn't let us use the firewood until. They just did it. They didn't even care. Use the firewood until they just did it.
Speaker 2:They didn't even care. When I say we, I mean Jay and Kate spent a lot of money on a s'mores bar and hot cocoa and stuff for around the bonfire. So once we got that going it was really good. But I think that we did lose a lot of people left because it was getting cold and dark. But once that fire got going it was lovely. But they had a ton of just everything left over A ton of cookies, a ton of pop, a ton of everything, yeah, so didn't you just take some home?
Speaker 1:You took the cookies, I took a thing.
Speaker 2:There was packages of cookies, so that one that I took. I probably could have taken more. You should have taken two, I would have eaten them no I didn't want to be rude, that's true, I got to be the MC and the DJ and it was fun.
Speaker 1:I at least ate two a day, I know you did that thing was gone in like three days.
Speaker 2:I had two out of that whole container.
Speaker 1:Logan also had like two as well.
Speaker 2:Well that's fine, he can.
Speaker 1:I don't know how many Justin had.
Speaker 2:Charlie and I had a competition on who would have the best speech, and I think that I won.
Speaker 1:How do you know you won? His speech was super long.
Speaker 2:Did you hear mine, though? It was super good.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I talked about how handsome you were yeah, and then I said ow ow. I said did you see my son McCoy walk Kate down the aisle?
Speaker 1:I made that dude and then I said and then I said ow, ow.
Speaker 2:And then you, you gotta calm down bro, you gotta calm down sometimes when I did my speech? Were you proud of me? Or were you like, oh god, here we go again. Both um, I was proud of my public speaking.
Speaker 1:You, you're pretty good at it, I'm pretty ass at it.
Speaker 2:And then other things. Like I really have grown to love Kate's friend group. I think that they really rallied around her and helped so much and if you girls are listening to this, I really appreciate what a good friend you are to Kate and I saw how much you helped out.
Speaker 1:And I'm really happy that Kate has such a good friend group because for a long time you know, like what are you doing with this?
Speaker 2:oh, I thought it was loose. I was trying to tighten it up. For a long time there kate was kind of a just a homebody solo gal and now I just feel like she's really gotten a lot social and anyway I'm just really proud of the woman that kate has grown up to be she, she's just a great kind soul and seeing her with some of her families that came and how much they loved her and just how much she loved them was, it was just really lovely to see.
Speaker 1:So anyway, I don't want to go back to school tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Kate is a married woman and life goes on. Well, you know what? Not everybody got a day off today, so nobody feels sad for you that you have to go back to school tomorrow Everyone should feel freaking sad for me. Why did I?
Speaker 1:even get Monday. I should have not went to school Monday, but I had a stupid freaking test so I had to go.
Speaker 2:It doesn't make sense. Who?
Speaker 1:gets a test on Monday.
Speaker 2:So if you, have a Thursday or a Tuesday off. You should always have Monday or Friday off. No, yeah, if you have a Tuesday, off.
Speaker 1:You should get Monday off instantly.
Speaker 2:I mean I had Monday afternoon off. I feel like I should just have the rest of the week off. Why should I have to go back to work?
Speaker 1:I think it's stupid. What's the point, like, if, like, you get Wednesday off?
Speaker 2:if you get Wednesday off, then like that's fine with just having that day off. Hey, I'm a super jealous of you because you have a long like for Thanksgiving. You get a lot of days off, you get like. You get like Wednesday, thursday, friday, monday, tuesday off, when even is Thanksgiving again, it's the end of.
Speaker 1:November, november, so the 26th, 7th, I mean, I think it's the 28th, so I think you have like the 27th 7th.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, I think it's the 28th, so I think you have like the 27th, 28th, 29th 30th.
Speaker 1:And the rest of the, and then like Just the rest, so the 27th through the end of the month, I think.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, for sure, because. Holy freaking crap. Let's go, Maggie. There's only 30 days in November.
Speaker 1:I'm sure yeah.
Speaker 2:Let's see, since you want to know so bad.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'll take my free days off. So Thanksgiving is the 28th.
Speaker 2:So you're off the 27th, 28th, 29th, and then the 30th is Saturday, and then December 1st is Sunday, and then I think you're off Monday, tuesday, maybe Something like that.
Speaker 1:A ridiculous amount, something like that A ridiculous, a ridiculous amount. No, that's not a ridiculous amount. That's a W-E-Mount for you, for you Woo.
Speaker 2:I'm at a new yob, so I don't get any days off.
Speaker 1:What's a yob? Why do you say yob? That's?
Speaker 2:what Dickle always calls a job. He used to say you need to get a Speaking of Dicko. He was at Kate's wedding and I got to see him and Shell Bell and Jamie and that was lovely, so that was nice that they came for the wedding. I'm going to click Boom shakalaka. I'm going to do that to your face. Actually you're going to. So I know you're all dying to know about my chickens.
Speaker 2:So I'll tell you we got two eggs so far. One egg, the first one it was cracked, so I just scrambled her up and I fed it to the chickens.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, remember when Justin said he heard the chicken going like mm-hmm, like freaking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was singing her egg song. That was funny. That's what they do. I can always tell.
Speaker 1:They go they actually mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you try to push an egg out your vent and see that's what they call chickens. Butts, chickens have one hole for the pee, the poop and the egg.
Speaker 1:It's called the vent, holy crap.
Speaker 2:They also like in their neck it's called the crop. And all the food goes into the crop Before it goes, like through the intestines they don't have like a stomach.
Speaker 1:Dude. That sensor's too strong, it smells too much. Oh my God, you know what?
Speaker 2:You're a pussy, I'm not a pussy. Man up, I'm not a pussy.
Speaker 1:The way you say it like that. I'm not a pussy Mom, I'm not a pussy.
Speaker 2:Okay, if you say that word one more time, I'm going to punch you.
Speaker 1:I'm not Bum.
Speaker 2:So anyway the girl. And then yesterday there was another egg, so I was really excited about it. I've had two eggs from my chickens and they're so cute when are the other chickens going to show up? I don't know it takes. They have to get older.
Speaker 1:Isn't what's her name? The other one that doesn't like when you feed her. Oh, poppy, yeah, Won't she, she, she should lay next. Yeah, because she's older. She's like a month older, isn't she?
Speaker 2:well, yeah, she's gotta be. She's gotta be close to lane, so I don't know when she will one or two months I can kind of tell, because they should all lay different colored eggs, the chickens that I got. So then I should be able to tell whose egg it is, by what color and size. So anyway, chicken life is good. I have my little hobby farm. I got my bunny, I got my chickens.
Speaker 1:It's literally a freaking farm 11 chickens, one bunny, two dogs.
Speaker 2:No, no, no no, Okay, so that's not true. That's an over-exaggeration on the chickens four and a bunny and two ducks, eighteen chickens. Plus, you know I do love the neighbors four chickens as well, so maybe I have eight if you count the combination.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? The combination Mom and if?
Speaker 2:Logan lived next door, then I could claim his chickens too, Bro. That's not how it works.
Speaker 1:You can't just claim people's chickens.
Speaker 2:The neighbor's chickens love me Just because you feed them bread, doesn't mean what. Okay, I do not. I give them some scratch sometimes, I let them just eat it off.
Speaker 1:my. What did you say? Scraps, Scratch, what is that? It's like chicken feed. Oh yeah, you do yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like they just wiggle it around, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Oh my God, you're grounded. How I can't tell you anything.
Speaker 1:Bro, I didn't know, I couldn't say those things You're not supposed to specify.
Speaker 2:You should know what family secrets are versus what's public knowledge.
Speaker 1:It's not like I, you can't you know what?
Speaker 2:I'm just not going to keep you in the loop anymore.
Speaker 1:Yo, do you want to be in the loop? Yes, then zip it, but I don't. Our neighbors don't watch the podcast. You don't know that.
Speaker 2:I guess that's true. You don't know who listens. All right, okay, so I what's on your radar right now? Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't know, Like, what do you mean? Do you know what?
Speaker 2:that means yeah, but I don't know what game are you playing, because I know the only thing on your radar is video games.
Speaker 1:Everything.
Speaker 2:Okay, you don't have a favorite one right now. Uh-uh, I don't have a favorite anything, you're not like oh, I really want to play this over this.
Speaker 1:No, nah, just when you get bored of a game, then yeah.
Speaker 2:So what's on my radar is I just want to tell you, because whenever I find now that it's been getting cold and dark super early, I've been watching more tv again and I had to get caught up watching tv.
Speaker 1:Uh, when was it you're watching tv? Yeah, you yesterday. Yeah, I've been watching tv because it's been cold and dark and rainy yeah, I'm getting a zit on my face and I'm getting pissed about it. I'm barely, I'm barely getting those. Bro, yeah, just here, you got a mess right here this, this and this, oh no.
Speaker 2:That's me picking my lip and you need to put chapstick on them.
Speaker 1:I don't got no chapstick bro.
Speaker 2:I give you a thing of chapstick all the time. What do you do with it?
Speaker 1:I gotta look for it, then more I have a lot. I'm pretty sure I do have some now that I think about it all right, so must watch movies on netflix.
Speaker 2:Number one don't move. Did you watch? Don't move with me. I think it's the one where the girl, he, she gets abducted and he like gives her that shot and it makes her paralyzed. Oh yeah, I watched that.
Speaker 2:That was super good. Like it couldn't, like didn't even want to get up, like it just was fast paced and like grabbed her attention. And then another super good movie that is a must watch on netflix is unhinged. You saw this one. It's with russell crowe and he's like got the road rage and he's like making that girl's life a living hell oh yeah dad him at the stoplight yeah, I know she honked at him. Well, you didn't see the beginning, because you came in at the end and then you were hooked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2:And then the last thing I want to tell you is I just did a really great interview that is going to release next week and it's about it's a it's this lady, her name is Kimberly, and she launched a company called Good For you Girls, and what it is? It is clean makeup for teenage girls. So there is going to be a lot of information about that coming up, and also we have a coupon code, and so I'm going to tell you it now if you want to look ahead, and then we'll also honor it again for next week. But Good For you Girlscom, you can com, you can go there. It's also you can buy it on Amazoncom or you can buy it at Walmartcom, and if you use Behavior 20, you will get 20% off your order. So go ahead and check that out. All right, macdog, I have a little. Are you smarter than a first grader? Some questions for you. I'm not smarter than a first grader. Some questions for you. I'm not smarter than a first grader, mom. And then I'm pretty sure you have a, would you rather?
Speaker 1:for me. You're going to tell me questions that third graders or first graders don't know at all. Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2:And then I have a really funny joke for you. I don't.
Speaker 1:And then we're going to have dinner. You don't know about that. I'm not hungry at all, I just smell like.
Speaker 2:Violet right here, because that's where she sleeps. That's her blankie.
Speaker 1:Does it really smell like Violet? I don't like getting on the stairs. That smells like Tyson, because I covered him up with it all the time.
Speaker 2:I know I like her to sleep on the blanket Because I don't want that little pitbull hair to get everywhere.
Speaker 1:The pity hair, here we go.
Speaker 2:I was going to sing like Are you smarter than a first grader? Okay, but I didn't have a good jingle. As you can tell, that wasn't good.
Speaker 1:I see that, because you have to go with it. All right, number one, yep two.
Speaker 2:And we love when the listeners try to answer these as well. Which is the largest species of cat in the world.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you Whoa All right.
Speaker 2:What does it mean? These are all related to animals, Animals. By the way, you just unplugged my microphone, oh my bad, I just need to stand up, all right. You should be unplugged. You move it, well, it cut out. Or maybe it was my something, something unplugged.
Speaker 1:Quit touching my shirt. Okay, I'm done touching your crap.
Speaker 2:What does it mean if an animal is endangered?
Speaker 1:I gotta think about this one.
Speaker 2:Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do.
Speaker 1:Extinct something like that.
Speaker 2:They're close to being extinct. Yeah, good job, good job, all right. Number three of five endangered, isn't that it?
Speaker 1:if they're endangered, it means they're close to being extinct, I was like basically right.
Speaker 2:I feel like I said extinct, that's pretty close. I mean you were on the right track what 50 points?
Speaker 1:no, all right, I'm ready negative two.
Speaker 2:Bro, what is a baby cow called cow, calf, calf? I don't know how to say it is a calf, you're right. All right, four of five. What color are ladybugs? Not to be confused with Asian beetles.
Speaker 1:Red with black spots.
Speaker 2:Good job. What color are Asian-?
Speaker 1:I see them in our house all the time.
Speaker 2:Ladybugs or Asian beetles. What? What are you talking?
Speaker 1:about, do you?
Speaker 2:see ladybugs, or do you see the orange ones? Both of them, oh.
Speaker 1:It's really-.
Speaker 2:I just want to say when you say I see them in our house all the time, it makes it sound like we live in a fucking pigsty.
Speaker 1:No, they like get through, like the window crack, like you know, the window in the kitchen.
Speaker 2:I see them in our house all the time, Like we have like a bug infested house.
Speaker 1:I mean there's a cent. It was a joke mom.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that's not funny. I got the squirmies when you said I envisioned this little thing. It's probably crawling up your armpit. Gross Speaking of centipedes. Is that what you called it, A centipede?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How many legs do insects have? Not counting centipedes, because they have about a million.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they have a million Six.
Speaker 2:Good job. How many legs does a spider have Bonus?
Speaker 1:question Eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, good job. Oh my god, my toe-ho.
Speaker 2:Your toe-ho. Is that what you said, my toe-ho?
Speaker 1:I don't know why I said that okay. Well, what's next would you?
Speaker 2:rather toe hoe. Okay, bro, you're gonna have to. I gotta whip out my phone and get the answer.
Speaker 1:Okay, you don't remember I, I even remember it, all right yeah, yeah all right. Would you rather clean the same mess in the kitchen every day or not be allowed to clean up any mess at all?
Speaker 2:Does somebody else clean it up though?
Speaker 1:I mean as long as you don't clean it.
Speaker 2:Somebody else does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, as long as you don't clean it.
Speaker 2:I mean if I have to choose between cleaning and not cleaning, and somebody else is going to clean?
Speaker 1:What if it's like severe and someone won't clean it?
Speaker 2:I'd have to clean it, so I guess, ultimately, I'd choose. And how bad is it? Like somebody spilled something in the kitchen mess? Or is it like the dishes need to be done, the floors need to be scrubbed, the cupboards need to be washed? I know, I know, I know I'm overthinking it.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it would be.
Speaker 2:I want to know your perspective.
Speaker 1:It would be something decently difficult Not difficult, but something that you would not want to do, like the dishes? Yeah, physically hand washing the dishes.
Speaker 2:I hate that. I do hate that, but I could not live. You want to talk about bugs. If you didn't clean that up and it just sat there, that's going to be a bug problem.
Speaker 1:That would be a bug problem.
Speaker 2:Like fruit fly problem. You might know about that from when you were just a wee little boy. Yo, we're not talking about that, oh my God, that was so embarrassing. Well, I was like what are all these things on the wall? I came in your room and I'm like, oh my God. I was trying to kill them all too. There was no way you could. This was infested, and that's why you, number one I know you still eat in your room and you shouldn't, because that could happen again.
Speaker 1:It's not funny, pretty funny. You're going to wake up and you're just gonna be like centipedes crawling all over your body I'm gonna cook them up and eat them. You know what?
Speaker 2:now you have tyson, so there's probably no crumbs to get some exactly are you making? Is that my laugh? Are you making fun of me?
Speaker 1:no, it's just a noise I like to make.
Speaker 2:You, you like to make annoying noises. Yeah, let's share with the audience. What's your most annoying noise that you?
Speaker 1:make recently, I don't know. I mean that was quiet.
Speaker 2:I mean, I wish you made that noise more often.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, oh yeah, Slingblade.
Speaker 1:Slingblade Sling blade Justin Hayes sound.
Speaker 2:I think it's time to end the podcast with some humor.
Speaker 1:That was an actual gag right there.
Speaker 2:Why are you gagging? I don't know. You trying to deep throat that mic? No, it's pain, bro. All right, speaking of deep throating, calm down. How is life like a penis, I don't know. Your girlfriend makes it hard, or your boyfriend. Okay, you gotta calm down. No no. You need to calm down.
Speaker 1:You're being too loud. Why are you turning everything into a song and I'm just like uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Well, that's gonna be the end. The podcast song you need to calm down, you're being too loud. What's that song called? You need to calm down. Well, that's going to be the freaking song for the podcast.
Speaker 2:All right, as always, you survived another episode of On Our Best Behavior, your favorite podcast, macdog Mackie McCoy.
Speaker 1:Pizza pizza. I love you Really.
Speaker 2:Bye. Oh, I love you too, Mom, Love you Mom.
