On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 15-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
SEASON 4!
Did you ever think starting a podcast in a basement closet could lead to a well-equipped studio and four thriving seasons? Join us as we kick off season four of "On Our Best Behavior" and share our journey from humble beginnings to the excitement of starting 10th grade. Maccoy gets candid about navigating schoolwork, evolving his handwriting, and the thrill of getting his driving permit. We also serve up laughs as we debate the art of crafting a unique autograph—trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!
Imagine transforming acne in just 48 hours with a Korean beauty regimen—sounds like magic, right? In this episode, we recount our heartfelt effort to help Mackie with his skin woes before diving into the nostalgia of the Minnesota State Fair. From Dippin' Dots to Kawani malts, our conversation is a delightful blend of wedding prep stories and our favorite fair food memories. It's all about family support, a touch of humor, and those summer traditions that warm the heart.
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to drive with a permit for the first time? Spoiler alert: it's full of near-misses and funny moments! We wrap up the episode with a tribute to our friend Patrick, who recently passed away, and engage in a whimsical "Would You Rather" debate. From navigating everyday life to contemplating the future of our podcast, this episode promises to make you laugh, reflect, and feel like part of the family. Tune in and share in our heartfelt and humorous journey!
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor and Best Behavior. You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2:That was a great intro. We haven't done a podcast in so long. I almost forgot how to set it up and I felt a little Joe Rogan-ish because I came in here and you set up the whole studio.
Speaker 1:I know I'm just really like that and my foot hurts.
Speaker 2:You are the most improved podcast co-host. Congratulations. Where are you at?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Mackie, you're stuffy because you have a cold. Yep. So this is season four of On Our Best Behavior. Oh shit, Can you believe it? Oh shit, Can you believe we've been doing this for four years. Remember when we started out in the basement closet?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then what was it after that?
Speaker 2:And then we moved out of the closet into the basement.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was sitting in the basement and now it's in your room, now it's in my room.
Speaker 2:We've done it in the living room too, so we have good equipment. So initially when we started podcasting, I had read some research that said, like you had to be in a really small space so there wasn't a lot of echo. But I don't feel like we have that problem. We don't. No, Because I bought good equipment.
Speaker 1:We just have setting up problems and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've had some audio problems in the past, but I feel like we've gotten better.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So cheers to season four. Yeah, so with season four, season four means that you started 10th grade.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You're a sophomore, I'm a softie. You are. You are a softie.
Speaker 1:I like that about you.
Speaker 2:So tell us what 10th grade is. Like McCoy, you're dead air.
Speaker 1:I don't really know. It's not like oh my God, you feel better because you're not the start, you're not the nubs, no more. So you feel better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not being the nubs the noobs. Yeah, the noobs, the noob, the newbie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you know?
Speaker 2:what rhymes with newbie? No, boobie.
Speaker 1:Okay, and then I feel like the classwork is a little bit just barely harder. Okay, like what's it called the shape?
Speaker 2:math class.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it's called geometry geometry it's a little bit harder because I suck at that. I'm not really good at area and perimeter because I don't know if area is inside and outside or perimeter is inside. Outside perimeter is the around the distance around then, oh, okay, perimeter, that's what I had.
Speaker 1:If I had a feeling, I've always been- I'm bad at that stuff too, but I've always been good at perimeter, because I always think about like but it's not that hard because area is just adding everything up on the outside. Yeah, and the perimeter is just timesing the two things.
Speaker 2:So just remember, the area is all of the space inside the perimeter.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think like in a video game. Don't they ever say like we need to secure the perimeter? Not really, no. Okay, they ever say like we need to secure the perimeter, not really. No, okay, maybe that's more of a movie thing. Okay, all right. So what classes you have geometry? What else you're doing first hour geometry?
Speaker 1:and then I have um health which is fucking ass health.
Speaker 2:What are you guys learning about in there?
Speaker 1:I don't even know freaking disorders oh, like is it.
Speaker 2:Psychiatry, mental health.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh yeah, because you told me you were learning about.
Speaker 1:Well, we were doing a thing and we had to make a poster, and I finished that today.
Speaker 2:Okay Was it about bipolar.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, because we talked about Like manic and depressive.
Speaker 1:Uh huh, okay, and then my third hour Is ELA.
Speaker 2:ELA, and which is English. If you don't know what that means, we're literally just doing a big-ass paragraph.
Speaker 1:Do you have to write it all?
Speaker 2:out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, you're really good at that, well not write it, but you do have to have the computer and stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, type it up. Yeah, your handwriting's never going to get better if you don't ever have to write.
Speaker 1:My handwriting's gotten better.
Speaker 2:It. My handwriting has gotten better. It's just when I write really fast. It's bad, okay, Okay. I also think it's funny that your signature you just write McCoy and sometimes McCoy O, Like you don't have a signature.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:So all right, Pause on the 10th grade. You got your permit. Hell yeah, and I saw when your permit came in the mail. Your signature says McCoy O. I know.
Speaker 1:I didn't know it was for my thing until we wrote it down. That's when I actually read it, really nice.
Speaker 2:It's supposed to be your autograph. I know that, oh my autograph my chicken scratch. You need to work on your autograph, so when you're out in public and someone's like oh hey, mccoy, listen to your podcast. Can I have your autograph?
Speaker 1:It's just going to be a weird M, you can't.
Speaker 2:McCoy O.
Speaker 1:Have you seen mine? But it's so weird. So if I want to do my autograph, I can just do a weird M you can do whatever you want it to be. So I should do a freaking lightning bolt. You could. Yeah, it'd be fine.
Speaker 2:I mean you want it to like be there's no lightning bolt in your name.
Speaker 1:You're not lightning mcqueen what if I should have an m? Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2:I don't know, you can't just do m you have to, like you can do some squiggles like have you seen my autograph? Yeah it's like a big k yeah so you could do like a big m and then some squiggles. You'll have to work on it, you got to practice, so anyway so health and then you have ELA and you're typing up a paragraph. What is your paragraph about?
Speaker 1:About why dogs can smell fear, why dogs can smell fear, why they can, why?
Speaker 2:I think that why do you think they can?
Speaker 1:Because they can.
Speaker 2:Okay, so is that your paragraph no?
Speaker 1:Why I think dogs can.
Speaker 2:Okay, so is that your paragraph? No, why? I think dogs can smell fear? Because I think they can period.
Speaker 1:No, it's like a whole thing.
Speaker 2:Well, just give me the summary. It's not really a summary, it's just an opinion. Okay, well, tell me your opinion.
Speaker 1:I think dogs can smell smear, smear is crazy Fear because, like you don't want a dog, a dog, like you yell at them and they're like like oh shit, no our dogs look at you like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:I do what I want.
Speaker 1:They'll be like oh fuck, I'm gonna get hit or yell at they look at them. They look at you like they're cooked, like they're. It's over, violet. Does that the Tyson's like?
Speaker 2:Violet acts like she's a battered dog and she has never been beaten in her life.
Speaker 1:And then also when, like our dogs, like bark at people and stuff. I also feel like that has something to do with it. I don't know. I think there's a lot to connect with just Humans mainly.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I'm glad you're working on that. It's like I don't know. It's kind of like weird to explain.
Speaker 1:You're fine, so what's your class after that Lunch. Lunch, eat food.
Speaker 2:What'd you have for lunch today?
Speaker 1:Nothing.
Speaker 2:What'd you have for breakfast today?
Speaker 1:I had mini bites I had rungly on for the day. That's fine, you can.
Speaker 2:And then what's your last class of the day?
Speaker 1:I have two more hours, man. Oh, I have sculpturing.
Speaker 2:Oh, sculpturing.
Speaker 1:That's your favorite class. I'm done with my two cubes.
Speaker 2:So what are you going to do tomorrow if you're all done?
Speaker 1:Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2:You're just going to twiddle your thumbs?
Speaker 1:Yeah, blow your nose, I'm going to play retro bowl, my football game. Retro Bowl, my football game.
Speaker 2:Retro Bowl yeah, is it on your computer? Yeah, okay, all right. Sculpture. And then what's your last class? Us History, us.
Speaker 1:History. What are you guys learning about Something? With the US taking over the natives' land?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:They're like oh, we want that land.
Speaker 2:Is it like the?
Speaker 1:pilgrims. No, okay, like they're like, oh we want that land.
Speaker 2:Is it like the pilgrims? No, no, uh, I think I don't, I don't know okay we like just started talking about today like pocahontas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we barely. We started talking about like a little bit of a last week, on friday, and then this week we just started getting into it.
Speaker 2:So I don't really know. Okay, god, anything else you want to tell us about school or 10th grade?
Speaker 1:womp, womp. It sucks, so I started making a list a while back of things to talk about on the podcast because this is my, it's called a post-it. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:Cause I was making it at work, like as I think, as I would, as things would happen, I would jot them down so I could. Otherwise, we do the podcast and I'm like I can't even remember what we talked about at the last podcast, so I don't even know what's happened since and I draw a blank.
Speaker 1:So I was trying to be prepared.
Speaker 2:All right, so the first thing I have on here is the food truck festival. Bro, tot boss, bro you know it's good and what are you going to tell?
Speaker 1:the story about the Chucky doll, oh my, fucking God, I kicked the Chucky doll for $20.
Speaker 2:So we were walking around and this guy had a Chucky doll and if you know me, Chucky is my nightmare. I think I watched that movie when I was too young and I had reoccurring nightmares and I was scared about that forever.
Speaker 1:I still won't even watch it. I'm not a dog man, it creeped me out.
Speaker 2:I'm not like you.
Speaker 1:You like to watch scary movies ever since you were little. I'd crush that thing. You're a sociopath. No, I am not. I'm not Dexter Morgan man I think you might. Well, I mean, that's not the worst thing. I'm not the big of a butcher.
Speaker 2:So anyway, this guy had his Chucky doll like tied up to the table it wasn't tied up and I told it wasn't. No, oh, I thought there was like a string attached. No, Okay. So anyway, I'm like, hey, Mackie, do you want to make some money today? And you're like, yeah, always. And you did it I did.
Speaker 2:It went under the fucking food truck it's on tiktok, if you want to look at it. Oh my god, on our best behavior on tiktok, all right. So do you want to talk about anything else? About the food truck festival?
Speaker 1:no man all right.
Speaker 2:So, and then you got your permit, so that was good.
Speaker 1:Do you want to talk about I failed it once you failed it.
Speaker 2:Once we know yes, but once we know yes, but then you did your retake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you passed. Yeah, I was him.
Speaker 2:But doesn't it tell you how many you're getting wrong along the way I?
Speaker 1:literally got all the ones I could get wrong.
Speaker 2:I know I cannot get anywhere wrong. You knew you had hit the max, and how many did you? Every time I got one wrong, I'd count, so I knew if I was in a fucking pass or not.
Speaker 1:I was like, okay, there was one question at level 39, and I was like, oh, fuck, this one's difficult. And there was two questions. I was like, okay, so this one would state this and if I got that one wrong, I was fucked. I would have to do it again.
Speaker 2:Watch the F-words okay.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I was cooked okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh my God, what's that smell?
Speaker 2:Too much. Oh, that thing that sprays.
Speaker 1:You don't like it? No, because I had it breathing in my mouth.
Speaker 2:All right, highlight of my year I got my chickens. They're so cute, my girls, so I named my girls and let's see if I can remember them without looking at them.
Speaker 1:Bro, lola, and let's see if I can remember them without looking at them Bro. Lola no Lacey.
Speaker 2:Yep Ebony.
Speaker 1:Maybe, Pippi. Uh-huh. And Buffy oh and Sienna, yeah, six of them Yep. You almost forgot. I know I was like five.
Speaker 2:Oh no, that's right, they're six. So they're little babies and you get them when they're like days old. And so then like they lived in a tote with a heat lamp and then, like two weeks ago, I came home on a Friday and they had like gotten out of the tote.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:So I'm like, all right, you have to live outside now.
Speaker 1:They jumped out of that clear tote.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how no? No, no, the bigger one.
Speaker 1:The black one.
Speaker 2:Yes, tote, yeah, how? No? No, the bigger one, the black one? Yes, how? Because they could. They were starting to flap their wings so they'd hop on top of like the water thing, or the food thing, and then they hop from there. So I was like all right time, time to move outside.
Speaker 1:So anyway, they're living their best life out there and they're cute and pippi likes to go through the cage and pippi is still so little.
Speaker 2:she's a little silky and she can still fit through the bars, that's right, she goes like and she goes right through it.
Speaker 1:It's actually hilarious.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting for her to get a little bit fatter so she can't fit.
Speaker 1:She goes right back and she's like, oh fuck.
Speaker 2:Well, this is the reason why it's okay that she can get out, because she is the littlest and she's a big baby, she's a silky. And once she gets out and she sees nobody else can get out, she like cries, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, and then she runs back in because she doesn't like to be by herself.
Speaker 2:So she's cute, so they're cute, they have very big personalities, all right, t-minus. Kate's wedding is coming up real fast, is it actually? I have the bachelorette party this weekend, all weekend, all weekend bachelorette party. Why? Somebody's a bridezilla? Just kidding.
Speaker 1:An all weekend one.
Speaker 2:Friday night, Saturday night. Oh I know At an Airbnb. Okay, you got fitted for your suit.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to see you in your suit. Oh, can we also talk about K-Beauty?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So, mackie, like most 15-year-olds, he was really developing some bad acne and he wasn't really caring about it. And I kept telling him hey, I had acne really bad when I was a teenager. I hated it. My parents wouldn't do anything about it. And I kept telling him hey, I had acne really bad when I was a teenager. I hated it. My parents wouldn't do anything about it. So if you want to do something about it, I'm here for you. You just let me know. And so finally, like a week ago, you came to me and you warmed my heart because you said mom, can you help me do something about this? And you pointed at your face, yeah. And I was like, oh yes. And so within 48 hours we got all your acne cleared and now it's not clear, but it's really good it's so your face looks so good so I'm really proud of myself.
Speaker 2:K beauty, which stands for korean beauty. So we've been doing his little regimen. He's got this exfoliating pads that we do, and then we do Kos RX it's like a power toner. Then we do this essence elixir it's like a gel, and then we do the hydrolonic acid lotion. You've been looking like a stunner. You don't have anything to add on to that, huh. So, anyway, I'm really glad that you're going to be looking really cute in the wedding photos with your clear skin.
Speaker 1:Wait, when is it even? It's next month's wedding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, october 12th, oh my freaking gosh. And then I got my dress altered so it was too big. I sent in my measurements. It came back too big and so I was pretty bummed and I didn't like it, to be honest with you. But now that it fits it's super cute. So imagine that once it fits right.
Speaker 1:Why so serious? Right Right, it's super cute, so imagine that once it fits right. Why so serious?
Speaker 2:right, right. Kate ordered her flowers. She got wood flowers. They're so cute, wood flowers, yeah, so they last forever. All right, let's talk about my favorite thing about the summer and my favorite thing about Minnesota. Are you ready?
Speaker 1:Well, I already know your favorite thing about the summer the Minnesota State Fair, the chickies.
Speaker 2:Well, I already know your favorite thing about the summer the Minnesota State Fair, the Chickies.
Speaker 1:No, the Minnesota State Fair. Really, you like the Minnesota State Fair more than your Chicklets?
Speaker 2:I mean, it's two different things. They're living souls.
Speaker 1:The State Fair's not a living soul.
Speaker 2:So you like the living souls more then Fine, but my favorite part of the summer in Minnesota is the Minnesota.
Speaker 1:State Fair. Sorry, you're saving it. Minnesota is the Minnesota State Fair. I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:Well, you did tell me that you only want to go one time next year.
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 2:I went four times this year.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 2:That's amazing. I took that whole week off and I just pretty much went to the fair.
Speaker 1:So you do want to go more than one time next year. I think twice is enough.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what you went Because I like to go more than one time next year. Yeah, I think twice is enough.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what you went, Because I like to go with you and I like to go with both of you.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, you were whining about it this year.
Speaker 1:No, just I was whining about it. I was agreeing because I didn't want to have to go through this conversation of whining. Okay, because there's a lot sometimes.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's fine, all right. Fair what is your favorite food at the state? Fair top boss, which is also your favorite food at the menace, at the anoka food festival, the best food I can care let me see, all right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2:So my all-time favorite state fair food and a lot of people would say this isn't a state fair food or you can get it more places in the state fair. But the first time time I ever had Dippin' Dots was at the state fair when I was a very young girl and we just wanted ice cream. And then we got this ice cream and it came and it's in all these like tiny little freezing cold balls and it was like what is this? So it is a staple for me, dippin' Dots. Of course you like the little balls, guys.
Speaker 2:Of course I love little balls in my mouth, you're right, chocolate mint. And then my second. I don't know if it's my second favorite, but another one of my must haves Is a Kwani malt, which you're on board for that now, you love the Kwani malts, no, yeah, they're okay. Okay, what? What other food do you like?
Speaker 1:Just hot balls, hot balls Okay.
Speaker 2:That's what.
Speaker 1:I mean, and then I kind of like the St Rove Grove thing.
Speaker 2:No pops Grove soda. Spring Grove sodas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes, you like those.
Speaker 2:But you can also buy those at the store.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they're better at the fair for some reason.
Speaker 2:I don't think so because they pour them into a plastic cup and I like drinking out of the glass like it comes in a glass bottle, so I think that's better. I also this is I feel like a lot of my state fair foods are funny that I really like, compared to like. I put a question out there on our social media story like what's your favorite food at the state fair and a lot of people wrote deep fried pickles, corn on the cob, pronto pop, cheese curds and those are all really great picks but a lot of people people love.
Speaker 2:I like a few cheese curds. I can't eat a whole. The ones at the state fair are buns dude. They're buns. When did you have? When's the last time you had cheese curds at the State Fair?
Speaker 1:A couple years ago, but they're buns it depends on where you get them from.
Speaker 2:They have really good ones and then mid ones Buns.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, all right Anyway.
Speaker 2:At this place called the Lunchbox. They have a really amazing grilled cheese sandwich, or grilled ham and cheese. I love that sandwich. I got it twice this year. It's so good.
Speaker 1:Was it that grilled? Weird thingy.
Speaker 2:No, I also got that. So they had a new food and it was like a turkey Monte Crisco. It was okay. It was super expensive. It was way too much food. I had half of the sandwich. Oh, mccoy quit making me yawn. I made you take a bite and you didn't like it.
Speaker 1:You made me yawn.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think what else I had at the fair for food. Why are you so serious?
Speaker 1:Pronto pop, what else we had a pretzel, just another weird waffle thing. That was pretty good.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it was like a strawberries and cream waffle on a stick. That was new, this year you had an incident where we had to go to the gas station at the fair because you needed band-aids for your blisters, because we went on the hottest day ever.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We had to find a little stream pool fountain to swim in. Mackie, you're pulling on this, oh really.
Speaker 1:My bad, and you're pulling on this.
Speaker 2:Oh really, my bad and you're dripping your juice box all over. I just want to let you know you're 15 and still drinking juice boxes.
Speaker 1:So they're good, I don't care.
Speaker 2:Alright, so stay fair. Yeah, it was fun. I don't know. It feels like it was such a long time ago and I don't really have. You're not being very talkative.
Speaker 1:I don't know what to talk about, man. I don't know, bro, what you just think. You're nuts.
Speaker 2:Well, it's because it's been stagnant, had to get it going All right. So the last thing that I want to mention is Did you talk about everything?
Speaker 1:on that list. Yes, holy crap.
Speaker 2:Except for one thing.
Speaker 2:So you're going to talk about weight now. My friend Patrick passed away this weekend, so I just want to give a special shout out to Patrick. He was battling a very rare form of cancer and he lost his battle this weekend and he was on an episode of On Our Best Behavior. I believe he was on season two. I don't know what episode, but it's called never have I ever, if you want to listen to that. So, patrick, we hope that you're in a better place now and you can move your arms and walk and and shake it off, like Taylor Swift said. So, anyway, we love you and I don't I don't even have any more words. It's so sad. Patrick was 41.
Speaker 1:Was he actually yeah?
Speaker 2:That's so, so young, so terrible, so I just I can't even imagine. All right. So on to do you have a, would you rather for me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I pulled out the would you rather for me? Yeah, I had to pull that off. Give me a second.
Speaker 2:Talk about something. Okay, so I have a heater installed in the chicken coop outside and it's about 90 degrees today, and now I just got a thing saying the heat has been turned on. Well, guess what? We don't need that, so we are going to shut it off. And oh, I must have turned it on. Current temperature 82. Oh, that's too warm, Are you ready?
Speaker 1:I think I don't know if we've done these, though that's a problem.
Speaker 2:Well, you told me you were prepared and I guess you lied. No, well, I just want to let you know that I have my joke ready.
Speaker 1:I also have six text messages. I don't think I've done this one, okay, okay, lose all of your teeth or all of your hair.
Speaker 2:Lose all your teeth or all your hair. Yeah, hair.
Speaker 1:I'm losing my hair too. We do one similar to that.
Speaker 2:Jima, maybe we did do this one, because I probably talked to this. No, we did one where she got dentures at like 35 years old and that is so young. Because she was a smoker. Yeah. She had gum disease and she just didn't take care of her teeth and she said it's because she brushed too hard. But that's not true. Yeah, I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1:I don't think it can happen. I think you just cut your gums out I think other things cause gum disease.
Speaker 2:But so, yeah, she had dentures at a super early age and then, even from now, time to time, I'll have dreams that I have lost all my teeth and it's horrifying and I know you can get dentures, but I just don't want to do that.
Speaker 1:I look so nasty. I've seen videos on TikTok where people have like the screws in their gums because they can't have teeth and they're just like.
Speaker 2:Talk in your mic. I can't hear you.
Speaker 1:And they just have little nubbies Like oh, I can't, I don't know how to do that. I know Something about. It is strange to me. So anyway, I just always be bald.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fine, you just wear a hat. So I feel like, yeah, being a guy, it's a way easier decision.
Speaker 1:Being a girl. You're just like I don't know man. You're just. You look weird. You look like Eleven from Stranger Things, yeah.
Speaker 2:And I can tell you that I have a. So some people like okay, some people get cancer, they lose their hair women I'm talking about specifically and you find out that they have a really nice head shape or a really bad head shape.
Speaker 2:And I already know I have a really bad head shape because even when I put my ponytail in, like there's no good spot to put the binder, really Like I feel like no matter where I put it, it's not good. Now, you were born with a really flat head but you wore your helmet for however long you wore that for, and now you have a nice head shape.
Speaker 1:Round.
Speaker 2:I probably needed that helmet, but they didn't make them in 1950.
Speaker 1:So I don't.
Speaker 2:I'd never had one.
Speaker 1:Now my head is a mess, I know, but you're wearing like 19. I want to say 70, no, 1980, something, okay that's better than 1970, thank you, it's like like 1986 sure somewhere around.
Speaker 2:So anyway, I decided that I going to start saying that my age is 35, because I think I can pass for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because you get older than it makes me look like I had you at 10.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm taller than you, but I don't look older than you.
Speaker 2:No, you don't look older than me. That'd be weird. That would be weird. All right, any final words before the, would you rather?
Speaker 1:You mean your joke? Yeah, I was like what are you on?
Speaker 2:Just making sure you're paying attention.
Speaker 1:I'm always paying attention.
Speaker 2:Oh, you are Good to know.
Speaker 1:Holy crap All right ready.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I think that stuff that you put on my arms.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that made me fall asleep. Man, all right, ready. Oh man, I think that stuff that you put on my arms.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that made me fall asleep, man, it didn't help. I don't know if it helped or not.
Speaker 1:yeah, you didn't feel relaxed, I didn't feel the CBD oil, I don't know. I laid down and then I, I don't know man, how, long did it take you to fall asleep? I don't know, I woke, oh, so you don't want to do it again.
Speaker 2:No, I do. I don't like anything though. Okay, Do you?
Speaker 1:have any spots on your body that hurt?
Speaker 2:No, okay, I also have. Is it hard for you to breathe? No, okay, because I have these, like I have these Vapo patches you can just stick right on you.
Speaker 1:I don't like vaping Mom.
Speaker 2:No, it's not that you, it's not that you should have Vapo, a Vapo patch. You don't like, vicks, that you don't like.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, this is just a patch. What the stuff that you rub on your nose? Yeah, that you don't like, I do like that.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, the stuff that you smell of the menthol really bad. Oh, I know the stuff I gave you doesn't have that. Yeah, so anyway can put on. Maybe that'll help you. I'll be all right. Okay, so cbd oil you're not sure if you're a fan or not. Yeah, I don't know what. Okay, tbd all right, ready for a joke yeah your face. That's not very funny. All right, ready. Who is the highest ranking officer at the hospital? I don't know. General anesthesia you don't get it.
Speaker 1:I don't get it man.
Speaker 2:So general anesthesia is where they give it to you before surgery and put you to sleep. But a general is somebody in charge, so highest ranking officer at the hospital is a general anesthesia. Ha ha, I don't understand. One day when I'm dead you'll listen to these podcasts and you'll be like, oh, I didn't get that now, but now I do. My mom was not funny. Thank you for listening to another episode of On Our Best Behavior, season four, coming in hot. Season 18, guys no. Chapter one, season eight Sad story.
Speaker 2:There can only be season four, five, season six, because then you are done with school, nah, but then we'll keep doing it. Okay, are we gonna do it like when you go to college?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. We can do it from a distance, and then that would be a good way for us to keep chatting, but we can still do seasons before I go to college. Yeah, we can just do it every new year.
Speaker 2:That's a few years out. So yeah, I know, do you want to talk about? You know this is kind of backwards, but you didn't really talk about. You got your permit driving experience I'm really good on it.
Speaker 1:I'm a pro gamer the first okay.
Speaker 2:So the first night, though, that you drove, holy shit you almost killed us three times really, because, number one you changed lanes without looking. The number two, you were like in the wrong turn. I don't even remember, it was a mess you were in the wrong turn lane.
Speaker 1:You're swerving all over.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh my god, you're going around corners way too fast. You were like getting way too close to the back of people's cars.
Speaker 1:It was all right man.
Speaker 2:I thought I was going to die. I was, you know the old shit handle. I was old shitting, oh my God. But you've gotten much better since then. I have, yeah. So I think that your thought process was like oh, I know how to drive, I'm going to be fine, this is easy. And then when you actually got behind the wheel and like drove not just on like a not busy road, but like intersections and whatnot, I think then you really got a grasp of like okay, this is, you would have to focus on it, you can't just wing it. Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's a lot to know, so all right, good night, I love you good night.
Speaker 1:I love you other.
Speaker 2:We're not going to bed no, not yet, but we're gonna start getting. Oh, it's only 7 40. It's getting dark already.
Speaker 1:That's sad I gotta go, well, I gotta go lock up my chickens.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to teach them. I'm trying to teach them to put themselves to bed, but they haven't figured that out quite yet yeah, all right, I don't want to go to bed at the same time as other ones. Well, no, they all like to be together doing the same thing, because they're still young. Once some disappear, then the other ones are like chirp, chirp, chirp. Where are you? They've got to find each other, alright, peace, see you man Cool cat. Hey all you cool cats.
