On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 15-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
Summer Bonus Episode 2
Ever wondered if you could turn your backyard into a mini farm? Join us on On Our Best Behavior as we share an eclectic mix of life updates and future plans, from Mac's driving permit saga to my excitement over getting backyard chickens. We start off with a glimpse into Mac's daily routine, covering his recent braces adjustments and fresh haircut plans before school starts. Meanwhile, I can’t wait to tell you all about the arrival of our new chicken coop and brainstorming creative names for our future feathered friends.
Do you have a favorite childhood show that brings back waves of nostalgia? We certainly do, and we reminisce about classics like "Backyardigans" and more. Our conversation takes an amusing turn as we discuss unique pet ideas, including the feasibility of keeping an alpaca. We also share fun stories from Cate's recent bridal shower, from crafty games to delightful decorations. Plus, get ready for some thrilling movie reviews as we compare our experiences watching horror flicks "Talk to Me" and "Tarot," exploring our very different tolerance levels for scares and chills.
What childhood item do you still hold dear? In this heartwarming segment, we highlight stories from listeners and guests about the sentimental value of childhood comfort items, like Mackie's beloved "Ducky" and guest Emily's cherished blanket and Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal. We discuss societal perceptions of holding onto these keepsakes and how they become integral parts of our identity. Wrapping up with a humorous and insightful conversation on the idea of having a lie detector in everyday life, we ponder the complexities of truth and deception. Tune in for a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and thought-provoking discussions!
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor of Best Behavior. You're here with Mac and Kelly. What up, mac?
Speaker 2:Yeah, how you been.
Speaker 1:Good.
Speaker 2:How's life? Good I can't see you.
Speaker 1:Good, get in the screen. I haven't started recording, mom.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, I don't want to do that, you know that's why I bring you. You know, I thought you were making me feel so, joe Rogan-like, that you had everything set up for me that I just assumed that you pressed video this way.
Speaker 1:Mom, do you need me to do it?
Speaker 2:Well, I thought you already did, here we go.
Speaker 1:She is selling.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:We're already 30 seconds in and I'm already making a video.
Speaker 2:Now we are Hang on. I just got to let me fix this. All right, you talk?
Speaker 1:So, guys, today I'm going to be talking about all things in life. I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what we talk about. All right, that's what we always talk about. So what's all things going on in your life?
Speaker 1:Absolutely nothing, literally nothing, nothing. Basically, the same thing happens every day. Wake up, uh, wake up, I wait till like 12 and stuff. It's the first one and I do my chores and then I call logan and he comes over for like until like 7, 7, 30, and then I play video games with my friends and basically yeah that's times every single day in my life.
Speaker 2:go to bed, shower, brush your teeth.
Speaker 1:repeat Basically Okay okay, not very that much interesting.
Speaker 2:So I know that everybody has really been on the edge of their seats wondering about the status of if you passed your permit test. So do you want to talk about that?
Speaker 1:Oh no, I didn't what.
Speaker 2:Is that all you have to say? Yeah, okay, you're scheduled for a retake, though yeah, I am yeah, okay all right. Do you want to know? Do you have anything else that you want to bring up before?
Speaker 1:I gotta get my braces tied in again oh yeah, you did get your braces do your do?
Speaker 2:I almost said do your feet still hurt? Do your teeth still hurt? Are they getting better? Yeah, they barely hurt okay if you want to watch Mackie on YouTube? You can see his pretty smile look it pretty ugly, just kidding oh, yeah, you got. I'm just teasing you. You did get that binder. That's new. Show that off. Oh yeah, you can play the banjo in your mouth. Yeah, I could hear it. I know any other any any other life updates?
Speaker 1:not really, do you want to know?
Speaker 2:I need a haircut, but you told me you wanted to wait till closer to school, so you didn't have to get another haircut. It's getting frizzy okay, wait you, let me know when you want to and I'll hook you up. Yeah, okay, do you want to know what's new with me? Yeah, let's hear it. Okay, so I'm really excited. I don't know if you've known this about me, but I have wanted to have my own backyard chickens for a long time we're on this again I haven't told anyone but you.
Speaker 2:yeah, I know I haven't told anyone but you. Yeah, I know, I haven't told our podcast, fam.
Speaker 1:I guess that's true.
Speaker 2:So, anyway, I ordered a chicken coop and they're going to build it for me and deliver it to our house, and then we're going to get little cluck-clucks, cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck, that's what they sound like. That's what they sound like. They make little chickens.
Speaker 1:No, that's what they sound like when they make little chickens. No, that's what they sound like.
Speaker 2:And then when they lay eggs, they what do?
Speaker 1:you want to do.
Speaker 2:That's what they sound like I hear them in the neighbor's yard and you're like, oh, there's an egg, Got to go find it.
Speaker 1:Oh my God.
Speaker 2:So anyway, I'm excited for my chickens. I don't know if I'm going to get them still this year, if I'm just gonna wait until next year, till the spring comes, so but anyway I'm gonna be ready. Look at, too easy, he's so cute. Podcast podcast, puppy wolf.
Speaker 1:No, he's like what the heck? All right, do you look like you're crazy?
Speaker 2:Like I'm crazy, I'm pretty nuts, okay. So do you want to know anything else about me? What's been?
Speaker 1:going on. No, I know a lot of things about you. I was like what?
Speaker 2:What do you know about me?
Speaker 1:You want chickens?
Speaker 2:I do.
Speaker 2:You've wanted them for like a year now, almost. I know I'm trying more than that. I'm trying more than that. I'm trying to think of like a good theme name that I could name my chickens. So, like you know, I have to think of a theme like if it was golden girls, I could name them all like golden girl names. But I don't want to do that. But anyway, something like that, and I don't know, I think I'm gonna get six chickens I think that's how many you can have and there's only four golden girls, so that won't work. So send me your ideas if you have a good six name theme for my, for my hennies, hennies, like hennessey. I could name henny. There's like a song about the henny. Blame it on it, on the Henny.
Speaker 1:That's what it is you don't like an alpaca, blame it on the vodka. We can have one alpaca. Blame it on the Henny you can have one alpaca and it would be the same price of six chickens.
Speaker 2:I don't think so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it would. I mean it goes like. It goes like when it wants to. It yells, yells at you when it wants to go pee the alpaca. Yeah, it goes.
Speaker 2:Ah, ah yeah, that's what they sound like.
Speaker 1:Ah, so maybe it'd be fine. It'd be like a dog, it'd be like when they sit at the door.
Speaker 2:I don't think it would be. I don't think that would be a fair life to give an alpaca in our backyard by itself. So when we win the lottery, we can work on that.
Speaker 1:Hey, make a little house back there for it. I'd be chilling in there.
Speaker 2:Make a little house back there for you. No, did you watch Backyardigans? That could be your new life.
Speaker 1:What was Backyardigans it?
Speaker 2:was a kids TV show. No, that was after your time, yeah.
Speaker 1:You oldie Kids TV show no that was after your time. Yeah, you oldie, I'm not oldie. What do?
Speaker 2:you mean? Well, you're oldie, I am a young age of 32. Oh, 32. It feels like one of those nights. Sing it small I'll lie what I don't lie.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:Maybe just a fib.
Speaker 1:A fib, a fib, that's like the same thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay. Anyway, don't forget about lying and fibs, because that's coming up at the end of our podcast. Are you drooling, tyson? You're so hot. It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off, I know. So, anyway, this past weekend was Kate's bridal shower. You're still eating those leftovers. Anyway, it turned out so nice. It was so low key. Kate is so crafty. She, like, did all her own games and decorations and everything was so cute and a great amount of people came and the weather was lovely. We had it outside and yeah, it's. It's starting to feel real for me now, because that's the first event that we've done. We have the bachelorette party is coming up, and then we have the wedding will be here. You have to get fitted for your suit. I have my dress and I ordered my shoes. They're coming on Friday, so yeah, All right.
Speaker 2:I don't really have much on the agenda. I know we said that we'd check in every two weeks, but what are you doing? I'm being a freaking weirdo. You are a weirdo. We watched a couple of movies this week. It's been, yeah well, like the past week, two, two, two scary movies. So you had found.
Speaker 1:One was my idea and the other one was your idea. Mine was called Talk to Me and yours was called Tarot.
Speaker 2:Yours was better. Yours was better.
Speaker 1:You thought mine was better.
Speaker 2:Do you think so?
Speaker 1:They were both pretty good. Both scary movies because that's our jam. Talk to Me, you found it on TikTok. I think you're too big of a P word. Did you just call me a pussy?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was one that was in a theater and you're like that is way too scary for me Well. I'll watch it at home. I'm not going to pay to go close my eyes You're not going to be like yes, that's me, I'm going to like too. I can handle jump scare. I just don't like torture.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it's not torture.
Speaker 2:Okay then, I can handle it. So you don't like? Oh, what's?
Speaker 1:it called you don't like the Saw.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's way too much torture.
Speaker 1:That's fucked up. That's the best part about it. It's just crazy the machines they make in that. I about it. So like it's just crazy the machines they make in that I don't like it. I think it's interesting to see how the hell like what the machines? They make like they have a weird tornado thing in that movie I don't know, I haven't watched them yeah, okay, all right same with hostile.
Speaker 2:You watch hostile. It's where they like go to, that. They're in like europe and they go to a hotel and it's a hostile and they like chain them up and hold them captive and torture them. You saw that at jima's house a long time ago. Piranha do you remember watching piranha?
Speaker 1:all the time uh, okay.
Speaker 2:So talk to me was about they had like this hand yeah, it was like a sculpture of a hand and so you would hang on to the hand and then they would light a candle and all of a sudden you would see a spirit. And then you would say, or you would say, talk to me, and then you would see the spirit. And then you would say, I let you in, and the spirit would go into your body and you had to, like, blow out the candle within 90 seconds or else the spirit would stay stuck inside of you. So it was crazy.
Speaker 1:It was good.
Speaker 2:It was worth watching one time.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:And then tarot was about this group of friends. They go to like an Airbnb. They find this old deck of tarot cards in the attic and there ends up being like a spirit or a demon or something is attached to these cards, and so this one girl does a reading for all the friends and then everything starts coming true and they start to die off based on their reading.
Speaker 2:So that was kind of creepy but kind of lame. Also, another great thing on Netflix, if you haven't watched it yet, is the Joe Roggan stand-up comedy show, and if you don't know, joe rogan is my god because I just want to be a podcaster like him and mackie's getting me there because he's been working on my setup and he's been coming how does that make you feel like it?
Speaker 2:Because I feel like Joe Rogan just gets to be like I want to talk to this person, I want to talk about this, and then they just say, okay, when is a good time for you? And then he just says, oh, I want to do this. Oh, maybe I want to smoke some cigars, maybe. I want to have some cocktails, hang out with some cool people and see what happens, what happens. So he just gets to show up like everyone. Somebody does his editing.
Speaker 1:Somebody sets up his sitch, somebody sets up his video, so it looks good that rich he says like oh hey, joey, look this up.
Speaker 2:And the guy's like, and they pull it up on the screen so you can see what they're talking about yeah that's top notch. So anyway, it was laugh out loud. Funny, I laughed out loud. You weren't here for that, okay, oh, you know what, mackie? I had some other things, so I'm going to have to borrow my phone for a little bit. No, I think we can just skip that this time.
Speaker 1:What is it even?
Speaker 2:You know, like when I say anyone listening who, and then you have to write in.
Speaker 1:I don't remember.
Speaker 2:Okay. So, anyway, what we did was we did an anyone listening who still sleeps with their childhood blanket or childhood stuffed animal, and so we had a couple people respond to that, and I actually have them on audio and video. So if you are watching on YouTube, you can see them. Otherwise, you're going to hear them very soon. If you are watching on YouTube, you can see them. Otherwise, you're going to hear them very soon.
Speaker 1:But, mackie, I wanted to bring this up to you, because you slept with Ducky until he could not even be sewn together anymore. Yeah, I was like how long was that?
Speaker 2:I was like 10 when I stopped using him right, yeah, and I think you only stopped using him because there was nothing holding him together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was literally just like torn up and stuff. Were you sad when you?
Speaker 2:didn't sleep with him anymore yeah, for a little bit, and I was like, oh well, did you ever find a replacement for ducky? Do you sleep with anything now?
Speaker 1:no, okay, I sleep with tyson, right there, okay, okay, the pudge yes, the bed hog over there okay he likes moving around a lot too.
Speaker 2:All right, so we're going to hear from Sam, who still sleeps with his childhood stuffy, and then we're going to also hear from Emily, who still sleeps with her. Well, she still sleeps with her childhood blanket, but also has her childhood stuffy Stuffy. So, without further ado, here are our guests.
Speaker 1:bye yeah, I know, but like we're cutting off all right.
Speaker 2:So we were looking for people who still sleep with their childhood blanket or stuffed animal, and I found Sam. Sam, tell me, do you have a blanket or a stuffed animal that you still sleep with?
Speaker 4:I do, I do and I actually brought him. I brought him with me. Let's see, this is Blue Doggy.
Speaker 2:He's so cute and little.
Speaker 4:He's super tiny. He's super tiny, but he used to be like. There's photos of me when I was a little kid. He's like the size of my chest, like I got him before I was born.
Speaker 2:Okay, that was one of my questions.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, he was on top of like a birthday package, he was just, he wasn't even the present. He was like a little thing on top of the present and I just like held on and never let go. So you've grown, but he has not. He has not. He has only gotten older and older and in worse and worse shape, but he's still. I don't know. Has he had to be repaired at all? Oh, of course he's full of repairs. He still has this huge hole. His back is all like.
Speaker 2:He's been sewn up. Yes, he's been sewn up yes, he's been sewn up.
Speaker 3:He used to squeak. Was it a dog?
Speaker 2:toy?
Speaker 4:We don't know, we don't know it's probably better if it is a dog toy. I don't think so, though I think it, the tag is called. It says something I don't know. We've never been able to find it before. It says baby Gans on the tag, so like if he's lost, I will never, ever ever find another one.
Speaker 2:So, would you say, you're emotionally attached to your blue dog yeah super. Is that his name? What is his name? Little blue?
Speaker 3:dog.
Speaker 4:Blue doggy. I just call him doggy. I just call him doggy, though.
Speaker 2:What would you do if something happened to him?
Speaker 4:I would cry, but I'm at the point now where, like I'm old enough, I feel like it'd be. Like you know, I can do more Okay. Like, if something happens, I think it would be like a spiritual moment, yeah, like it would be like a turning of the page. I'll be really sad. I'm going to cry.
Speaker 2:But like turning of the page.
Speaker 4:I'll be really sad, I'm going to cry, but like it's a turning of a page Because you've already tried to see if there could be a replacement out there and there just has not been that opportunity. Yeah, yeah, just like looking online and just like checking and seeing if I can even find like a photo of something that looks anything like this that I never have.
Speaker 2:So I know that you're from Minnesota and you live in New York and your dog has traveled with you. So when you travel around, do you bring him with.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my dog's a Mr Worldwide. My dog goes everywhere with me Not everywhere, but anytime I'm going somewhere for more than like a couple of weeks. Like he's coming with he's coming with Yours, can I?
Speaker 2:show you, yes, and you need to watch on YouTube if you want to see little doggy.
Speaker 4:Little doggy, little doggy, the goat, the all-time best. So he has this little tag and this little tag. This is what I do. I rub this tag between these two fingers. Like I've probably done that probably like 3 million times in my life you know this dog has 20, like this little tag has encapsulated in like 23 years of stress and like and good stuff too. You know, like this dog's seen it all, he's been with me every single night through it all.
Speaker 2:So when, what are your reactions from other people that you get, especially if you've been in a romantic relationship and little doggies come into bed with you? What, how does that go?
Speaker 4:They love it Like, of course, come on, dude, they love it.
Speaker 1:It's like they love it yeah.
Speaker 2:I think, right, it shows like, oh, you're kind of a softie, it's sweet and cute.
Speaker 4:So Cause I am a softie. You know, I'm kind of like I don't know kind of a big dude but I'm like a softie and I play a lot of sports, but I'm really just like a huge softie who just wants to sleep with my doggie and wishes I had a cat who I could cuddle up with.
Speaker 3:Someday.
Speaker 4:Someday, someday soon, someday soon. Well, I'm getting that.
Speaker 2:Sam, thank you so much for confiding in us, and is there anything else that you want to share with us today?
Speaker 4:Um, I'm making a movie. I'm filming it right now. It's going to be called the rabbit hole. It's going to be out in January or February, sometime early next year.
Speaker 2:And where will? Where can we find that and watch that?
Speaker 4:I don't know, whenever it happens, whenever you do see it, just remember I made it. You know, you heard it here first. It's going to come out the rabbit hole. Sam where can people find you so that they can watch your adventure unfold? They, okay. I don't really use social media. I don't use social media for like-.
Speaker 2:All right, I didn't know if maybe that's how people could keep an eye on you, for when the rabbit hole came out, I'm bad like that.
Speaker 4:I'm bad like that. But when they know, trust me, you will know.
Speaker 2:All right, stay tuned for the rabbit hole and don't worry, sam, I'll remind everybody that they heard it first here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they heard it first here on our best behavior from doggie's mouth all right, sam. Thanks for talking to us thank you have a wonderful, awesome day all right.
Speaker 2:so my bestie emily is actually one of our submitters, and she's going to tell us about how she still sleeps with not only her childhood blanket but also her childhood stuffed animal.
Speaker 3:Hi, emmy, hi, it's not Okay. So the stuffed animal is not the one from my childhood, because I don't know what happened to that, but the stuffed animal. I refound it recently when you and I went antiquing. That just ages me.
Speaker 2:On my birthday, on my birthday.
Speaker 3:That just ages me a lot Like my childhood. Stuffed animal is found in an antique shop. Right there we go. No, so I am I good to show it? Yes, show it. This is my winnie the pooh. Um he is. I found him from the antique shop. Um, he needs to be cleaned. My mom, said he she would um clean him. He's really dirty. So I have not slept with him or he has not entered my bed yet, um, because he is not he has not entered, but this one is, this one's in the bed all the time.
Speaker 2:Hank, hank, your cat is making an appearance and he's like no, I sleep with you every night.
Speaker 3:He's like no, it's me. Um, so this is my poo. I um love Winnie the Pooh. I always have. I got it when I I don't even remember. I think I got it for like a birthday, when I was like first, second grade or something like that, but I had it all through elementary school, middle school. I think I probably got rid of it in high school because I didn't think it was cool. You know, okay, and my sister I'll never forget this as long as I lived, and always so mean to me and played a really mean joke on me and hid both my poo and my yellow blanket that I'm about to show as an April Fool's Day joke. And I remember going to bed and just being so frantic and my mom yelling and screaming at her where did you hide?
Speaker 3:it. She's not going to bed. I think I was, like I don't know, eight years old. She's like I need her to go to bed and she's not going to bed and I was such an emotional child so, yeah, that was that. You know, poo is kind of my thing, poo, and you are kind of my thing. This is my yellow blanket. It's 36 years old so it's really. I wash it. So it's not. You know, it's not anything super dirty, I wash it you don't bring it with on vacation.
Speaker 3:No, it's not anything super dirty, I wash it. You don't bring it with on vacation, no, it just kind of just stays in my bed. I just don't ever want to part with it. It's not something I like fully cuddle with at night anymore. I always have to hold like a blanket or something. But it's not always this. I've had it since I was born. It used to have like yellow satin ribbon on the edge.
Speaker 4:Do you remember though? Oh, have like yellow satin ribbon on the edge. Do you remember though?
Speaker 3:Yeah, this type of blanket. Yes, and I hated it. I remember being in like kindergarten and asking my mom to cut it off, and so she just ripped it off and and I've just had it. It's. It's with me everywhere. It's kind of like an emotional support thing. I, as long as I know it's in my bed, I'm fine. Like I don't emotional support thing. I, as long as I know it's in my bed, I'm fine. Like I don't need to have it with me, um, like I can go without holding it, but as long as I know it's in my bed, I'm fine. And like on vacation, it's a different mindset for me, like I don't necessarily need it cause it's not my bed, it's not my home, um, so yeah, it is. Um received many of tears over the years.
Speaker 3:You know, it's one of those you cry into kind of things in those moments and stuff.
Speaker 2:But you know I that was my dog Oakley, when he died. I'm like who's going to whose fur is going to catch all my tears? You had Louie for a little while. I know, yes, I did, louie had the absorbable fur too.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, no, I mean, now I have my emotional support cat. You know, even every time in therapy he's right next to me and like, if I'm crying, his paws right on me. That was, that was today. My therapist was like, oh, he's so cute. And I'm like, yeah, right now. You know, it's funny, when we were talking about doing this, I was kind of like embarrassed, like, oh my God, I don't know if I want to admit that I still sleep with a blanket at 36 years old, or like my childhood stuff, but I'm like you know what? I don't care. Like these things are important to me, these things matter. Like you know, that's just what it is, yeah.
Speaker 2:I've talked to some other people too and they are like pretty proud of it. You know, I think, like you said, when you're a kid, like it's important to you and then you go through a phase where it's not cool and then, once you embrace who you are and know who you are and you're comfortable in your own skin, you're like I don't really care.
Speaker 3:That's how it is now. I'm like, well, this is who I am, I don't, I don't care, like I'll have it with me until the day I die. It'll probably get cremated with me or something like that, like it. But you know, it's not one of those things that I need 24, 7 or anything like that.
Speaker 2:it's just never gonna go away from my life um, so if you go to bed and you don't see it, are you gonna freak out?
Speaker 3:I look for it. Yeah, yeah, I look for it.
Speaker 2:I make sure you've always been able to find it, like it just maybe fell off the bed or something.
Speaker 3:I always look for it and it's a different texture than my other. You know blankets. It's a waffle like waffle fabric type thing. So I always can like, even visually like, even from a sensory feeling kind of feel for it, even in the middle of the night. If I wake up and I see it on the floor, I have to pick it up and just know that it's in bed. I don't know if I'll start having poo back in bed once he's cleaned up or not. I haven't really thought about that. Stuffed animals just kind of fall everywhere. So I always feel like that's a little harder, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, thank you for sharing your childhood. Blanket and poo bear with us.
Speaker 3:You're welcome Anytime. Bye.
Speaker 2:Bye, all right. So that was fun to talk to them and to hear their stories. So keep an eye out for our Instagram stories, our Facebook stories. We are going to be posting questions like tell us if this, tell us if that. And so you don't have to come on the podcast if you don't want to. You can just write in and we can read your submission. And it can be anonymous if you want to. But these are always just kind of fun to hear and to get other people on our podcast and just get more exposure. You know, if you come on the podcast and then you're like, oh, hey, it was on a podcast, and then somebody who has never heard of us is like, oh, what was the name of that podcast? I want to hear it. Like that just kind of helps us grow. So if you love us which you do because you keep listening then you know, help us out.
Speaker 3:That's how you can help us out, and it's free.
Speaker 1:Lock, there's so many free ways that you can help your favorite podcast on our best behavior.
Speaker 2:I can't do it. I can't roll my tongue. I never have been able to.
Speaker 1:Actually, actually, she's not locked in.
Speaker 2:I'm not locked in. Okay, I was going to also tell you about some books I've read. So I was really resisting the Frida McFadden fad, I'm going to call it where everyone was just like, oh, her books are so good, and it's kind of like a Colleen Hoover situation, where people just started like they read the Housemaid and so then they just read all the Frida McFadden books. Well, I finally read I haven't read the Housemaid yet, but I did read three Frida books and they were all so good and every book I have read since it hasn't been as good. So anyway, I highly recommend these three Frida McFadden books. One is called the Locked Door, the second one is called Do Not Disturb and the third one is called the Perfect Son, and all three of those were a 10. For me it's actually a 5. 5 out of 5. When you rate books, it's 5 stars is the best you can get. Alright, that's really all that I have. So do you have a? Would you rather for me, because I have a super funny?
Speaker 1:joke for you. I know what I know, are you ready?
Speaker 2:I'm ready, locked in.
Speaker 1:Okay, you better be All right. Would you rather detect when someone lies or be able to get away with any lie?
Speaker 2:I try to live my life so that I don't have to lie. So I guess I'd rather detect when someone is lying to me.
Speaker 1:They both have benefits.
Speaker 2:They both do. What would you pick? You probably wish you could get away with lies, because you lie all the time. How would you like it if I could just have that bullshit detector and always know when you were fibbing to me?
Speaker 1:Well, if I got away with any lie, then it would even out. I'd rather just be able to detect any lie, okay, but I feel like then life would be so much worse just knowing the truth all the time. But I'd rather have the truth be told to me so so okay, so you know somebody lied in this.
Speaker 2:Would you rather scenario ready for my nap, but would you be able to prove? How would you be able to prove to the person that you knew they were lying, other than just saying I know that's a lie? I wouldn't, so there's no way for you to prove it to them. They would just know that you knew. Yeah, okay, got it. Are you ready to giggle? Yeah, I get all the time. I just bumped my chin, all right. Why can't you lie to cardiologists?
Speaker 2:do you know what a cardiologist is, what the heck is on my foot a cardiologist is a heart doctor. Okay, okay, doctor, why can't you lie to a cardiologist? Because you need your heart they can always tell if it's a fib I don't understand a fib a fib? They can always tell if it's a fib. A fib is when your heart goes out of rhythm and their heart doctor so they can tell if you're. They can always tell. If it's a fib, get it.
Speaker 2:A fib a lie yeah a fib is your heart gets out of rhythm okay so heart doctors can always tell when it's a fib yeah, I understand a fib, you guys. You survived another episode of on our best behavior. Mac dog, I love you so much. I see it. I see that flare. That's nasty.
Speaker 1:How's that nasty? I'm just locked in Because it's not cute Ew. I think I can see boogers up there.
Speaker 2:I can definitely see that rubber band. No it's just my hair in there. You guys got to check out this YouTube so you can see what it I mean. I already know that. You know Mac, he's a nerd, but
