On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
Embracing the Unexpected
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Hey there, it's Mac and Kelli back again with another session of heartwarming chats and fun-filled banter.
This episode goes a notch deeper into our personal lives as we consider the future. Picture Mac becoming a father, not in the traditional sense, but to a baby from his x-box. Now, doesn't that paint a hilarious image? We've got the craziest plans for a chill vacation, where the agenda is simply to relax, play games, and indulge in a beauty night.
We go off the beaten track in our discussions this time.In the midst of our lively conversation, we often pause to question if these topics are even normal. All in all, this episode is a celebration of our journey so far, the various unusual topics that keep us fuelled, and our shared love for hearty laughter. Tune in to enjoy this rollercoaster of thoughts, plans, and everything in between.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor your Best Behavior. I'm Mack and I'm here with. Who are you here with? I don't know.
Speaker 2You don't know. No, it's me, your conscience. Make smart choices, uh oh.
Speaker 1Love your mom. Uh oh, treat people with kindness I don't know what. It's hard to do. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2You're here with Kelly, kelly, I'm still trying to get you to do the hey. You're listening to Honor Best Behavior, and you're here with Mack and Kelly, but you just can't seem to point to that.
Speaker 1It's time I'll try to know. Hey guys, welcome back to Honor. Best Behavior. You're here with Mack and Kelly. Good job, you did it. You're so good at it. You're so good at it, I gotta do it next time.
Speaker 2I got this I believe in you.
Speaker 1I got it. I got it.
Speaker 2All right, what's up? What you got going on, I got the.
Speaker 1Sniffles Duck, give me a life. Update. The Sniffles, it sucks.
Speaker 2My nose sucks my nose sucks. Ass, yes, ass, it's terrible. Do you want to just chop it off?
Speaker 1My nose.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, that wouldn't help it.
Speaker 1I want to just like not have to like have boogers in my nose.
Speaker 2Do you feel like when you blow, a lot comes out?
Speaker 1Yes, and like still, it never helps. It just comes back in like a couple minutes.
Speaker 2What about a hot shower? Does that help?
Speaker 1A little bit, but still it just comes back.
Speaker 2It's just like a mild relief for a little bit yeah. I have this on my agenda to talk about, but I've been watching Botched. Botched is an old show. It's about like plastic surgery, like people who have had bad plastic surgery and then they like go see these doctors and they fix it for them. But whenever they do rhinoplasty, which is like a nose job, they go in there and they break your nose and then they reset it to make it straight or even and that helps a lot of people breathe better.
Speaker 1Actually.
Speaker 2So you ready for that? No, well, good, because I don't want to pay for it.
Speaker 1I think you just do it manually. Oh, okay, let's try that. I know they take like a chisel and a hammer and smack it and it breaks.
Speaker 2I just kink, kink and then they take a cartilage either from your ear or your rib to rebuild your nose.
Speaker 1Oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 2It sounds painful. It really like people come out and their face is so bruised up, oh, all right. So last week we tried to do something new and we tried to do a video, and I really didn't know what I was doing with that. What are you doing?
Speaker 1I was just saying oh, Mackie and I are doing a new vibe.
Speaker 2We usually have like a table and chairs and we're just like hanging out in my bedroom in my bed. Yeah, yeah, we're trying to have like a cash vibe. So, anyway, the audio. So I tried to use this Riverside and it was good for the video, but the audio was terrible. Yeah, it was echoey. So I talked to my new friend Flores and he said what he does is he takes, he uses that Riverside platform and then he takes it and exports it into like GarageBand and then the audio like redo the audio there, and then it gets better. And I know, if you don't know anything about podcasting, this doesn't make sense. So, anyway, I've been doing research all week about that and we're not doing video today because I need to take a shower.
Speaker 2We're not going to release this until like Tuesday. And it's Sunday and it's shower day for me and I've been raking leaves and doing yard work and getting sweaty, so yeah, so anyway, I apologize for that audio, but I think that way. How'd you fix the lawnmower. I don't know Like I just went out there and gave it a pull and it started.
Speaker 1So I think, maybe I flooded it earlier Probably. I don't know.
Speaker 2It all worked out, so my podcast with Flores went really good.
Speaker 1So make sure you listen to it.
Speaker 2You can find it wherever you listen to podcasts and the podcast is called Run With Purpose and he does a really great job of he is a runner, but he talks a lot about just uplifting things and things to give your life purpose and what's wrong oh somebody's calling you. Is it your friends? Like, where are you? Get back on the game.
Speaker 1No it's Alex.
Speaker 2Who's that?
Speaker 1One of my friends.
Speaker 2Oh, a real friend or an online friend Online friend no.
Speaker 2So, anyway, make sure you check out that podcast. I think it went super good and I talked a lot about why Mackie and I do this podcast, what prompted us to do the podcast, what we talk about on the podcast. So I think he did a really great job on capturing that. So make sure you check it out. So it's like a thing like your friends just call back and call back, and call back and call back. Why do you guys do that? Like spam call?
Speaker 2I honestly don't know Do you do that to your friends, nope. You don't, that's a lie.
Speaker 1No, not as much as I do. I'll call them once and I'm like, okay, they're not joining, and then I'll wait like a couple of minutes, like 30 minutes, and then call them back and be like maybe they're done with whatever they're doing.
Speaker 2So I think the right thing to do is to call once and then text Okay, because you spam. Text me like when you want something and I'm at work. You'll be like, hey, can I do this Question mark? Question mark Are you there? Did you get a message? Hey, can.
Speaker 1I, I don't say, I only put question and question. I type in them like I wait a couple seconds and I'm like question question. I don't say are you there, are you?
Speaker 2there. Well, I tell you, like I'm at work Sometimes, I can't just be at your back and call.
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 2But you always like question mark. Question mark Stop.
Speaker 1I'm sorry. I'm sorry, no kidding, I'm going to bed right now.
Speaker 2How about those Anoka Girls Volleyball team going to state shout out Anoka Girls Volleyball? So we watched that on TV.
Speaker 1I'm kidding, we went crazy. Double points is crazy.
Speaker 2Double points. Did the school talk about it Like was it a big deal? Nobody said anything.
Speaker 1No, we haven't gotten to school since the game. What Like the game?
Speaker 2Yeah, you haven't. I swear you went to school. When was the game? Thursday?
Speaker 1Yeah, no one was talking about it. No one talked about it on Friday.
Speaker 2So Halloween, it's a new era. It was the first year you chose to not go trick or treating. Do you regret your decision? No, no, logan went, he didn't. I swear. I saw it on Snapchat. He did.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Do you wish that you would have, because now we don't have any good Halloween candy Stop. Where are you telling to stop?
Speaker 1I don't know, tyson, get out of here, you bum. The dogs are trying to break in.
Speaker 2Daddy, I feel like he should be in a food coma by now. He had so much leftover steak. How about that steak and potato dinner tonight? Oh, it's all good, justin needs to open up his own kitchen. It's his calling. He's really good at it. Speaking of a great dinner and Justin, I just want you to know it's our four-year wedding anniversary today I'm scared Wedding. Yeah, remember, when we exchanged vows at home, you were there. You don't remember?
Speaker 2No, he said you were there and he said I want to spend the rest of my life with you, McCoy, is it okay if I spend the rest of if I be part of your?
Speaker 1family, no, no, no, I'm kidding.
Marriage, Kids, and Future Plans
Speaker 2You were like, yeah, you can. You were so excited for him to give me the ring because you knew about it.
Speaker 1I didn't yeah, I did.
Speaker 2So yeah, so we don't have a religious marriage or a legal marriage, but we have a spiritual marriage, and that's all I want.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2I want to be together for love, not for legalities. You know I'm an independent kind of woman. Independent, yeah, are the women independent? Throw your hands up at me.
Speaker 1No, okay, I'm a little too active.
Speaker 2Well, I think that you appreciate my independent womancy, because you always say you don't want to get married either.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Because you always say once people get married, it makes things worse.
Speaker 1It is yeah.
Speaker 2It goes down. Who else do you know that is married and it went down?
Speaker 1It always does.
Speaker 2Give me an example. I don't know. It just always does Okay.
Speaker 1Just trust.
Speaker 2Trust okay. Well, do you still want? Will you have kids someday, do you think?
Speaker 1Me. I don't know.
Speaker 2I hope you do, because you're my only chance at being a grandma someday Well.
Speaker 1AJ, AJ too.
Speaker 2One of you better have a baby. I want to be a grandma in about 20 years, 15. Okay, gosh, that's a long time to wait. I need Kate to have a baby.
Speaker 1I'm not going to have a baby by then, so I can just go be like a little mama.
Speaker 2I'll be like, oh, I'm going to take off a week of work so I can help you take care of your baby and you can sleep, and then I can just take care of the baby all day and get my mom fixed. I don't want to have a baby, but I want somebody to have a baby.
Speaker 1We know it is a struggle.
Speaker 2Whenever I see babies I'm like oh my gosh, they're so cute. But no, getting no. But no getting anyone pregnant for 15 years, deal, pinky promise.
Speaker 1I'm not going to have a baby by then I'm kidding Pinky promise All right.
Speaker 2Just so you know, this is a documented okay, promise. No, no, no babies for 15 years Okay. Not happening either. Mccoy's future girlfriend makes smart choices. You're so dumb. You just called me dumb. I'm not eating.
Speaker 1I'm just joking. Oh no, but you know I'm not going to have a girlfriend for 15 years from. I don't pull.
Speaker 2You're not going to have a girlfriend at all for 15 years.
Speaker 1Nope, I'm not going to have a girlfriend. My ex-box is my girlfriend, bro. What do you mean? Your ex-box. Ex-box oh yeah, yeah, that can't give me a grand baby someday. Yeah, I can't, I'll just, I'll make it anyone.
Speaker 2It will just be like a little baby controller. I'll be like oh, here, mom, take care of that?
Speaker 1No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2Well, you got out of your health science class next trimester because we switched your English class.
Speaker 1Health science what?
Speaker 2Yeah, so that's like where they make you bring home the baby and you have to take care of the baby? No, you can't take it anymore because we switched your English class, so you got out of it.
Speaker 1God, yeah, I'm going to say, do you?
Speaker 2see people having to carry around babies and taking care of them.
Speaker 1Yes, oh God, I would not take a baby you were signed up for that class, but we changed it because of your, I would beat the baby. That's it.
Relaxation Vacation and Peanut Butter Preferences
Speaker 2McCoy Daniel. No, that is not funny, it's a joke.
Speaker 1Why would I ever do that?
Speaker 2Because you shouldn't make that joke. It's not funny. People do that, Actually to a baby. Yes, people are crazy.
Speaker 1I thought it was just like a four-year-old.
Speaker 2No, there are many documentaries that I have watched on TV about terrible child abuse.
Speaker 1Well, I was a do joke about it.
Speaker 2Who abused?
Speaker 1you who abused you? Because I would beat the ass.
Speaker 2Who was it Do?
Speaker 1you promise? Yes, it's not a funny joke, it's touch me. No, okay, oh.
Speaker 2This is my no, no square. You cannot touch me there.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No one's touched you and you're no, no, square, no. I'll beat their ass. I Will fuck a motherfucker up oh yeah, seriously. I because I am really Serious about it. No it is my job to protect you and make sure that nothing bad happens to you. So have I failed? No okay, good positivity good, you're funny. No hey, new, slash down 22 pounds. You hugged me the other day and you go. Mom, you feel skinny.
Speaker 1Yeah, thank you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Justin says that too. When he he's like I see you every day, so I don't always notice, he's like, but when I like hug you, he's like.
Speaker 2I feel like my arms fit way more around you than they used to. All right, so I have an unpopular opinion, as I have many, okay, but this is one that came to light with it being Halloween. Most people love holiday time, when Reese's comes out with their pumpkins, the Christmas trees and the eggs for Easter, and I think the ratio of peanut butter to chocolate is Not right but peanut butter or chocolate, so you, know, like, for example, the Reese's peanut butter Pumpkins do you?
Speaker 2like them better than like the regular Reese's pieces or the Reese's peanut butter cups, I think they do taste different. Do you like them better though?
Speaker 1I don't know, I don't think I think it's too peanut buttery.
Speaker 2Like I like an equal amount of chocolate. Like I really like the Thins.
Speaker 1The Reese's in things all the time oh just like the Oreo.
Speaker 2As I said, that too.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Because I don't like to. So for the Oreo's, I don't like too much of the cream in the middle, what? And for the Reese's, I don't like too much peanut butter. But I love the Reese's peanut butter cups with the Reese's PCs in them, but you can never find those.
Speaker 1You don't like? Oh, I love crunching them I love some crunch.
Speaker 2No, no, all right. Relaxation vacation T minus Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday morning we just get in the car.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm kidding, can send you somewhere else. No adoption center, kidding.
Speaker 2So Friday morning we are gonna wake up, get in the car and drive and we our destination is Schomburg, illinois. We're getting a, we got a hotel. We're gonna stay there way eight, but we're gonna leave it like eight in the morning so you can just leave box. No, can't you play on your phone? Don't you have the app?
Speaker 1What is the Xbox?
Speaker 2app do.
Speaker 1Profile and so you can just text people, and when you get notifications, you can text them back.
Speaker 2Oh, you can't actually like play anything on there? I just hear the little Noise on your head all the time. Does it let you know when somebody signed on?
Speaker 1Yeah, got it pretty annoying.
Speaker 2All right, why do we do the relaxation vacation?
Speaker 1Yeah, why do?
Speaker 2we even know you don't know I'm gonna teach you something today.
Speaker 1All right, boring kitty, I love you.
Speaker 2You just called me boring.
Speaker 1I know it's a joke you usually call me fun police Sometimes you are. Sometimes you are better, yeah, way better yeah.
Speaker 2So relaxation vacation when Gimo was alive, she always wanted to, you know, do like a, you know, get like a place in the middle of the, like Airbnb or VRBO in the middle of the woods, and she wanted to have bonfires and have drinks and you know, just whatever, just enjoy the outdoors. And we never did that when she was alive. Yeah, when she died, I decided.
Speaker 1I'm gonna do this now a little.
Speaker 2Better late than never, and so I we always go over her birthday, because her birthday is a struggle for me. Yeah, it's always a sad day, and so I just like to be able to do whatever I want that day, think about my mom that day, acknowledge my mom that day, and so, yeah, so being on vacation doing something that she always wanted to do I feel like we're kind of Carrying that out minutes wrong.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know what's fast.
Speaker 2I don't know how to change it, my clock. Why do we go? What I wrote, why, what and where? What do we do when we're there? Oh, what do we do on relaxation vacation?
Speaker 1Absolutely nothing. Sometimes we go places that around and sometimes we also go out to dinner and stuff, and sometimes you guys go to a bar for drinks and stuff and then like what do you do that?
Speaker 2But this place has ski ball like as a game room and stuff. We're gonna do that.
Speaker 1Jane Cater coming. We're gonna have a, a tournament, a ski ball, yeah and always your favorite skippo, are you my skip again?
Speaker 2Skipbo and uno. Yeah, I'll play game, we play games. Yeah, beauty night, emily, I bought the paraffin wax.
Speaker 1The paraffin wax. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2Yeah, she bought it so that we can do that on beauty night. It'll be fun there. There's a waterfall near where we're staying, so I'd like to hike over there, you should. I want you to come.
Speaker 1I will come. No, I'm kidding, I want to go on a hike and then you know, I'm so mad that the puppies can't come. I'm scared. I like them with us.
Speaker 2You have to bring your pew pew my Glock 84. Yeah. Okay uh, you're sad about the dogs here's. I love bringing the dogs, but this is to. We're going farther away. We're trying to go to a new state every time now, because there's just so much of the country we haven't seen and I think it's a good excuse to see the country it's gonna.
Speaker 1Is there gonna be snow in the ground we go there.
Speaker 2No, it's gonna be warmer where we're going than where it is here. It's gonna be in like the 60s.
Speaker 1Okay, that's not even that bad. That's actually I can, so we're short. I'm wearing shorts again tomorrow.
Speaker 2Even the warmer.
Speaker 1It was nice today I thought, yeah, it was pretty nice, it was like not that bad.
Speaker 2So when I get there I like to see you know. The things I like to do on relaxation vacation are read, watch movies, drink Coffee cocktails.
Speaker 1I like to do. What, wait, what? Are we gonna go shopping for food? Anyways, we get close. So once we get on like Wednesday, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2We're gonna do it in Kentucky, because we don't want to have to carry that stuff all the way there, so we're just gonna get to a grocery store.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, cuz like get our way like two, three days in the fridge. Yeah, we like two days until we actually so this. Okay, yeah. So so when we're on, like the last, like we're on the way to there, I'll be gonna go to a store.
Speaker 2Yeah, when we're on date. So the first day we're just gonna get to our hotel and then the next day. The next day, we'll stop at a grocery store on the way there. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1You want to know what I do, what? All right. So, anyways, we get there, set up the Xbox, you know, and then I help you guys, and then Xbox, xbox, xbox. Oh, we make on the hot tub, so we're gonna go in that don't forget to pack your swim trunks, oh yeah, no, we're skipping that, I'm kidding. And then an Xbox, xbox. Yeah, this is a lot of Xbox in there, isn't there he you?
Speaker 2have to bring your computer.
Speaker 1You have to talk to your teachers about shoot. Yeah, I'm going to have to my computer.
Speaker 2So are you gonna talk to your teachers tomorrow about it being gone?
Speaker 1Yeah, depends on how good I feel. Like if I feel like ass tomorrow. Like this I want to go talk to my teachers when I sound like this for all dude Tuesday.
Speaker 2Then McCoy, I'm just kidding. It's so funny, you're so not funny. You say I'm not funny, you're not funny.
Speaker 1It's, it's, no, it's funny to be unfunny, you know, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2You laugh because you're a nerd. I always just like to look at like restaurants nearby wineries, nearby breweries, nearby Antiques, nearby Candy store nearby what, what, what song are you singing?
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Speaker 1You buggy.
Speaker 2Okay, so when we get back from relaxation vacation? Huh it's time for Christmas shopping. Do you know how close Christmas is? It's close.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like a month away.
Speaker 2I'm kind of making up close in Minnesota we already had snow on the ground that lasted like two days. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1It was like a wathic. It's gone now. Yeah, good, so tell me one thing that you want for.
Speaker 2Christmas.
Speaker 1Why I already said one I'm gonna say it again. What gamer chair?
Speaker 2gamer chair got it. Oh yeah you wanted to recline with an ottoman.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2How am I gonna hide that under the Christmas tree?
Speaker 1What do you mean? Hide it, it comes in a box.
Speaker 2How am I gonna hide that?
Speaker 1you wrap it, it's gonna be massive, though You're gonna make a massive triangle.
Speaker 2Do you think that you're gonna not know what it?
Speaker 1is. No, I'm going to know what it is.
Speaker 2Even have to wrap it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I would like it if you made it and fix it up for me.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, just put a bow on it and I want to wrap baby. I bet you don't know what this is.
Speaker 2I'm kidding. What I want for Christmas is to take a hammer to that Xbox. Why because it consumes your life then do it.
Speaker 1I'm kidding.
Speaker 2I would never do you how much that thing cost.
Speaker 1Yeah, so ridiculous, ridiculous.
Speaker 2I Know, I know, I know it is ridiculous you didn't ask me what are you gonna get me for Christmas?
Speaker 1Yeah, what am I gonna get you? A new microphone a ring, I want a ring. I do want a wedding band for my ring.
Speaker 2a wedding band, yeah, yeah, I'll show you some pictures, so like when you have your engagement ring, then you have a second ring that's like your wedding band, and so that's one of my things on my list I'm gonna ask Justin for, but I'm getting a handheld microphone. I want to hold it, I'm sick of these like you want to be like this. I want to be able to like talking it like this, oh, like this, yeah, and then I want some. There's some sweet accessories that I want, like a purple, purple top.
Speaker 2And then I also want like this handle thing and it's got like fringes on the bottom. It's gonna be Baller, baller, all right, shout out to this podcast I've been listening to. So I am always super curious what other Minnesota people are podcasting about, and I stumbled across this podcast called mediocre from Minnesota and it's two mediocre guys talking to Minnesota guests who are anything but mediocre. So check them out. They do a good job. I'm talking to just random people about random stuff and it's super interesting. They do a good job and they are from. They're from like Hutchinson. I was gonna be a guest on their podcast, but I don't want to drive that far.
Speaker 1How far is that?
Speaker 2it's like an hour and a half one way, that's not that bad an hour. Yeah, that's like three hours to go there and then come back home. I'm too lazy for that. So that's my shout out Okay, what have you been watching, reading or listening to? Have you been watching any TV shows? Because I've been watching botched.
Speaker 1I told you I watched watched Show?
Speaker 2no, nothing. And then what are you reading? What's your book called? You're reading in English English.
Speaker 1I don't even remember we were so far.
Speaker 2I don't remember the title. What about the? Book you've been reading at home, because you do write a paragraph about your book every day. Oh.
Speaker 1My god cardboard. Yeah, that's it yeah, I don't know, I couldn't remember it bro.
Speaker 2You've read that book before you. It's probably your favorite book.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, speaking of books, I was talking to Wendy about how you're reading what's nasty books I.
Speaker 1Love reading.
Speaker 2So anyway, that last book that you read, you said like it kind of left it open-ended because there's another book and you don't have it. So Wendy said if you would let her know she'll, she probably has it and she can get you the next one.
Speaker 1Foofta.
Speaker 2I know you're so excited to read a new book. I am reading a book always. Right now I'm reading this book called the vanishing hour and it's a thriller and it's about girls who go missing and they're trying to find out who is taking these girls. I like those kind of books, not scary but exciting, thrilling. What are you listening to?
Speaker 1What do you mean? What am I listening to?
Speaker 2Any new Songs, artists, anything? Do you want to know what I've been listening to? Yeah, it's here, your mom.
Speaker 1Wow, you are my mom, so, yeah, I am listening to you right now.
Speaker 2I've been making my playlist for the road trip.
Speaker 1Oh, and it's all my girls.
Speaker 2Gwen, kesha and Taylor.
Speaker 1So you're gonna bring, you're gonna bring your ear pots go by so fast it's gonna be like in two days it's gonna feel like the trips in it's coming up. I feel like, like, like weeks, they only last. I feel like school is only three days.
Speaker 2Well, it's four this week. Oh, it's actually only four days this week because we're leaving on Friday.
Speaker 1You're not going to school on oh, shoot man, I forgot about that, that's why you really need to talk to your teachers tomorrow.
Speaker 2Okay, monday, are you gonna?
Speaker 1Next week, tomorrow, monday next week, but I'm not. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2Dang it, man. Are you gonna set up your little sleep bed in the car? Oh my god, yeah, okay, oh, that was a juicy sniffle. When you did that, I heard all your boogers in your nose. Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1I'm dying, guys.
Speaker 2I think I'm dying here, you might not make it to the vacation.
Speaker 1No, why is it? Oh, my thing is broken. Yeah, it's off. What yeah?
Speaker 2you can't, I can hear you.
Speaker 1I can't hear anything, okay.
Speaker 2Let's read Gotta pause.
Speaker 1That is so weird. All right, we're good, we're back.
Speaker 2You're with me.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know what that was about All right.
Speaker 2So I want to do this segment and it's I've been actually trying to do this with Justin for a long time, but we just decided that we're not good podcasters together so you can tell. I'm gonna do it with you, so I'm gonna tell you something and then you tell me if you think it's normal or not normal. Okay, not normal.
Speaker 1Some of these are not even gonna know normal.
Speaker 2Do you know who Kanye West is?
Speaker 1Yes okay.
Speaker 2Is it normal to feel bad for Kanye West?
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2Is it normal to eat breakfast sausage with maple syrup?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, is it normal not to care about how you look in public? Is it say it again? Is it not normal? No, is it normal to not care about what you look?
Speaker 1like in public. Yeah, I think it is yeah.
Speaker 2I think so too. Is it normal to throw a drink in someone's face if they upset you?
Speaker 1No Like what. Anger issues.
Speaker 2Is it normal for your mom to call you eight times a day?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I don't call you every day.
Speaker 1I mean, I see you once.
Speaker 2What about when you don't live with me? How many times a day can I call you?
Speaker 1Like three.
Speaker 2Okay, thanks, all right, this one is kind of inappropriate.
Speaker 1I hate that. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2But you can. You can either say normal, not normal, or pass.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Is it normal to masturbate every day?
Speaker 1I'm passing. That's so weird I won't even say that.
Speaker 2It's funny.
Speaker 1It's weird I'm not answering those.
Speaker 2That's so weird Is it normal to talk to yourself.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do it all the time Me too?
Speaker 2Is it normal to sit down in the shower? No, do you ever do that?
Speaker 1No, Me either. Some people do. I missed your lonely head.
Speaker 2You don't ever just sit down and like no, no me, I don't either. Like what oh? My God, if you're a boy, is it normal to pee sitting down? No, that's weird. I wish boys would pee sitting down, because then you wouldn't get over the place. We'll see. I think that's smart. Is it normal to completely check out?
Speaker 1What do you mean? Check out, zone out, like I'll say, yes, everyone does it. It's so weird.
Speaker 2They're like you do it, but then when I do it, you're like hello, are you the word I?
Speaker 1do Right now like I don't know where I was.
Speaker 2It wasn't here, I just left my body. Do you know who Tupac is?
Speaker 1I don't remember.
Speaker 2Do you think it's normal to think that Tupac is still alive? You should have put that. You should have put the mic next to your butt when you did that I heard, it, I heard it oh my God Bro, this thing is. You're not working again.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2What am I going to do, oh?
Speaker 1my God, this thing is terrible.
Speaker 2You them boogers.
Speaker 1I know they suck Between your butt and your nose.
Speaker 2Oh, my God, you hear that. All right, you don't know who Tupac is. So that one is it? No, this one's funny. Is it normal to get a blumpkin? What is?
Speaker 1a blumpkin. I forgot what that is.
Speaker 2Don't you remember when we were like? I told you I forgot what it is. You got to explain it. I know it's really bad, it's really inappropriate, it's weird. Are you ready? Is it when?
Speaker 1you get a BJ on a toilet. Yes, no Negative, no Negative, no A blump job.
Speaker 2What the hell Is it normal to wipe your butt when you're standing up?
Speaker 1Yes, I don't know that's weird.
Speaker 2I think you should sit down, because if you're standing up your cheeks are together. How are you going to wipe your butt? Good, you got to be sitting, so they're spread a little bit.
Speaker 1I don't know. I feel like a lot of people do it. I don't know, it is kind of weird that I think about it. That is really weird.
Speaker 2Yeah, anyway, do you wipe standing up or sit down.
Speaker 1No, I sit down. Yeah, me too. It's weird Like what.
Speaker 2Is it normal to share a subscription with somebody but then forget that it's not yours and totally take it over Like Netflix, amazon Prime, no, okay.
Speaker 1I feel like a lot of people do do it though.
Speaker 2Yeah, but you need to know your role If you're not the payer.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know you need to take a back seat. Oh, I'm not gonna be no back seat. Bitch is in the back.
Speaker 2Key, that's you no.
Speaker 1You're always in the back. Oh, I'm not, I'm himathy.
Speaker 2What is a himathy?
Speaker 1I'm himathy. What does that mean? I'm better, you're better.
Speaker 2Yeah, is that what himathy is? Yeah, himathy like Timothy.
Speaker 1Yeah, like yesterday I'm himathy.
Speaker 2All right, I have some would you rather's for you, but you know how organized I am. I did discover this note section that I've been using so I didn't have to look at my phone so much. But some of this stuff I can't write it all down, it's just too much. All right, are you ready for this? No, my note and I think you're getting me sick.
Speaker 1Let's do it. My nose is getting runny.
Speaker 2But you.
Speaker 1I'll spit in your mouth. You, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2Remember yesterday when I was eating gummy worms and then you and Violet and Tyson all wanted a gummy worm. Was it a trolley? Yeah, and you were laying down and you're like, you opened your mouth like feed me, and I put one in your mouth everyone's mouth and I was telling Justin about it and he's like you should have baby birded him, that's nasty, that's nasty, all right would you rather?
Speaker 1Oh my God, I'm kidding, it's fine.
Speaker 2Meet your great grandparents or meet your great grandchildren. Grandparents, did you know grandma Reggie?
Speaker 1Yeah, why? She was your great grandma.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm fucking up with my thing right now too. Now it's being weird. Okay, all right, would you rather have more time or more?
Speaker 1money.
Speaker 2Time, more money, more problems. You'd rather have more time.
Speaker 1Time is money.
Speaker 2Bro, that's true, but money over everything.
Speaker 1I need more time to play Xbox.
Speaker 2What I'm kidding.
Speaker 1I'm picking money. You shouldn't.
Speaker 2Yeah, pick money.
Speaker 1Would you rather?
Speaker 2have a life rewind button or have a life pause button.
Speaker 1Rewind.
Speaker 2What would you want to do over Fix mistakes? I would want to pause, so I could just make it be the weekend all the time?
Speaker 1No, but then like no one, like what are you gonna do? Just like your internet wouldn't work.
Speaker 2That's all you care about. I don't always need the internet.
Speaker 1What would you go do alone?
Speaker 2I was gonna say, I guess, if I wanted to get mad.
Speaker 1that'd be pretty good to do Boop, boop.
Speaker 2Then you didn't lose any time of the day. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 1I'm not pausing on time, though. What If I just rewind? I can just like rewind it and be like, oh, I want to do this now. Oh, let's do this now, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, would you rather?
Speaker 1I'm kidding, oh yeah.
Speaker 2You're weird, I know.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I was just what happened One time. My friend, he like laughed and a booger came out A massive running booger. I can't, I was just nose and mouth all over the table.
Speaker 2I think I made a big old snake, you're so I laughed so hard. I was, so I was supposed to get embarrassed. No, I was supposed to be so embarrassed, oh my God, disgusting.
Speaker 1Boys, it's good.
Speaker 2Everywhere. Hey, would you rather know all the world's languages or speak with animals?
Speaker 1Oh, languages, languages.
Speaker 2Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or no one show up to your funeral?
Speaker 1Oh wedding.
Speaker 2Wedding yeah.
Speaker 1I'm not. Oh, my God, it's back. We're good it went out for a second. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2I decided I'm not happy in a funeral, why they're expensive.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're not worth it. They're morbid. No profit. Nobody likes going to them.
Speaker 2And yeah, I don't know, it's not for me. Blumpkin, no, no, blumpkin, that is such a weird word. Are you going to ask Jackson if he's ever got?
Speaker 1a.
Speaker 2Blumpkin or wants one, because he's the kind of guy that would be into that.
Speaker 1I'm going to ask him if he knows what that is.
Speaker 2Yeah, it doesn't even know what it is.
Speaker 1I don't think he probably doesn't.
Speaker 2actually it's going to be funny when you tell all your friends.
Speaker 1I'm going to tell him that it's not what it actually is.
Speaker 2Guess what my mom taught me on the podcast. Do you know what a Blumpkin is? Well, he watches.
Speaker 1He listens to the podcast.
Speaker 2He might figure it out Hopefully he doesn't.
Speaker 1He gets his phone grounded. Took it away a lot Fremant missing assignments. If he has one missing assignment, bro, he can't go on Xbox or his phone.
Speaker 2Turn your shit in.
Speaker 1I know right.
Speaker 2Gosh, would you rather be stuck in an elevator or stuck on a ski lift?
Speaker 1Elevator or ski lift. Elevator ski lifts is freezing.
Speaker 2Yep agreed.
Speaker 1That would suck. Imagine just falling asleep and just frost-fight all over your hands.
Speaker 2It's just uh-huh. I watched a scary movie one time and they got stuck on the ski lift and there was like I don't know, something was trying to eat them.
Speaker 1Well, coyotes, I think I know what you're talking about. They peed on the ski lift because oh yeah, she peed, the girl peed yeah.
Speaker 2Gross. Would you rather go to dinner alone or go to a concert alone?
Speaker 1Dinner alone or a concert alone? Yeah, A concert alone. Actually, no dinner. Yeah, I'd go to either of the artists. A concert so boring alone like meh.
Speaker 2Would you rather have world peace or stop world hunger?
Speaker 1Stop world hunger.
Speaker 2Yeah, hmm, I feel I'm going to choose world peace because I feel like if there was world peace, no one would be hungry, right, because we'd all be feeding each other, maybe, and this war going on, the Gaza thing, like I can't.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that would not be a thing. Wouldn't be a thing.
Speaker 2All right, would you rather? This is a good one for you. I wonder what you'll pick. Would you rather go skydiving or go bungee jumping?
Speaker 1Skydiving, jumping into the Fortnite map being like-.
Speaker 2I couldn't do either one bro.
Speaker 1I like both of them. I do both.
Speaker 2Would you rather be an adult your whole life or a kid your whole life?
Speaker 1Kid.
Speaker 2Same. Would you rather go on vacation with your friends or vacation with your spouse? Do you know what a spouse?
Speaker 1is Nope.
Speaker 2Spouse is like your boyfriend, girlfriend, yep, my friends, your wife. I would rather go with Justie.
Speaker 1Ugh. I'm kidding I love Justin, hmm, you wouldn't go with me then.
Speaker 2Best vacation I ever was on was with just me and Justie California. Would you rather have a side salad or a side of soup? Side of soup. If it's chicken wild rice. I'm always going with the soup. What kind of soup do you like? Well, you don't really like salad.
Speaker 1I don't like, but I'd rather have soup Some soup is good.
Speaker 2You like tomato soup yeah it's pretty solid All right last one. Would you rather get a brand new house or a brand new car Car House?
Speaker 1House is worth more money bro.
Speaker 2House is worth more. Ok that's all I have Actually there's no.
Speaker 1Do you have a, would you rather for me? I only have half. You have a half of, would you rather? Would you rather eat pizza? Literally half.
Speaker 2Half of a pizza. No, I don't understand the question. I got half of a, would you rather?
Speaker 1OK, would you rather eat pizza, yes or no?
Speaker 2Yes, I like pizza.
Speaker 1You'd rather eat pizza?
Speaker 2Then what?
Speaker 1Then a floorboard.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1McQuarr, I thought you came, I am, I got it.
Speaker 2You came prepared. I got to get up I got to get up Locking in.
Speaker 1All right, here it is. Are you ready? Waffles or pancakes?
Speaker 2Can you come up with something new and original? Come on Waffles. I hate pancakes.
Speaker 1All right, pizza Hut or Domino's, domino's Actually, a lot of people like Pizza Hut.
Speaker 2I always like the idea of Pizza Hut, but then when I get it, I'm always like no.
Speaker 1I had another one, but I didn't screenshot it. That sucks.
Speaker 2Well, can you remember what it?
Speaker 1was oh, cookies and cream, ice cream or chips, mint, or what.
Speaker 2Mint chip. Yeah, mint chip, mint chip.
Speaker 1OK, yeah, mint chip too.
Speaker 2I don't think it's cookies and cream, isn't it cookie dough, yeah?
Speaker 1cookie dough. No, no, no, it's cookies. And cream.
Speaker 2It's cookies and cream OK.
Speaker 1It's cookies and cream You're tripping.
Speaker 2Everyday Mike's bugging again. Well, we're almost done. I'm going to tell you a funny joke.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 2And then I'll let you get back to your Xbox.
Speaker 1OK, it's a g Xbox.
Speaker 2That's the only one it's Sounds like for you.
Speaker 1It doesn't for me.
Speaker 2So hang in there, all right. What is a Jehovah's Witness favorite band?
Speaker 1I don't even know.
Speaker 2The Doors. What are you doing? I had a sneeze, you do get it because the Jehovah's Witness go door to door knocking wanting you to be a Jehovah's Witness. The Doors Riders on the storm. Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? No, uh-oh, all right that makes me just feel old. All right, probably no podcast episode next week. Probably no podcast. Is that what?
Speaker 1it sounds like for you.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like what are you doing.
Speaker 2Well maybe you need to ask for a new mic for.
Speaker 1Christmas. My mic is bugging, yeah it's weird. Bugging.
Speaker 2All right, we'll chat at you next time.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll see you next time. Go, ladies, GGs man, I really had fun playing with you GGs bro.
Speaker 2Are you done? Yeah, ok.
Speaker 1I'm not done.
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