Hey there, it's Mac and Kelli back again with another session of heartwarming chats and fun-filled banter.
This episode goes a notch deeper into our personal lives as we consider the future. Picture Mac becoming a father, not in the traditional sense, but to a baby from his x-box. Now, doesn't that paint a hilarious image? We've got the craziest plans for a chill vacation, where the agenda is simply to relax, play games, and indulge in a beauty night.
We go off the beaten track in our discussions this time.In the midst of our lively conversation, we often pause to question if these topics are even normal. All in all, this episode is a celebration of our journey so far, the various unusual topics that keep us fuelled, and our shared love for hearty laughter. Tune in to enjoy this rollercoaster of thoughts, plans, and everything in between.
Hey there, it's Mac and Kelli back again with another session of heartwarming chats and fun-filled banter.
This episode goes a notch deeper into our personal lives as we consider the future. Picture Mac becoming a father, not in the traditional sense, but to a baby from his x-box. Now, doesn't that paint a hilarious image? We've got the craziest plans for a chill vacation, where the agenda is simply to relax, play games, and indulge in a beauty night.
We go off the beaten track in our discussions this time.In the midst of our lively conversation, we often pause to question if these topics are even normal. All in all, this episode is a celebration of our journey so far, the various unusual topics that keep us fuelled, and our shared love for hearty laughter. Tune in to enjoy this rollercoaster of thoughts, plans, and everything in between.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor your Best Behavior. I'm Mack and I'm here with. Who are you here with? I don't know.
Speaker 2:You don't know. No, it's me, your conscience. Make smart choices, uh oh.
Speaker 1:Love your mom. Uh oh, treat people with kindness I don't know what. It's hard to do. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:You're here with Kelly, kelly, I'm still trying to get you to do the hey. You're listening to Honor Best Behavior, and you're here with Mack and Kelly, but you just can't seem to point to that.
Speaker 1:It's time I'll try to know. Hey guys, welcome back to Honor. Best Behavior. You're here with Mack and Kelly. Good job, you did it. You're so good at it. You're so good at it, I gotta do it next time.
Speaker 2:I got this I believe in you.
Speaker 1:I got it. I got it.
Speaker 2:All right, what's up? What you got going on, I got the.
Speaker 1:Sniffles Duck, give me a life. Update. The Sniffles, it sucks.
Speaker 2:My nose sucks my nose sucks. Ass, yes, ass, it's terrible. Do you want to just chop it off?
Speaker 1:My nose.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, that wouldn't help it.
Speaker 1:I want to just like not have to like have boogers in my nose.
Speaker 2:Do you feel like when you blow, a lot comes out?
Speaker 1:Yes, and like still, it never helps. It just comes back in like a couple minutes.
Speaker 2:What about a hot shower? Does that help?
Speaker 1:A little bit, but still it just comes back.
Speaker 2:It's just like a mild relief for a little bit yeah. I have this on my agenda to talk about, but I've been watching Botched. Botched is an old show. It's about like plastic surgery, like people who have had bad plastic surgery and then they like go see these doctors and they fix it for them. But whenever they do rhinoplasty, which is like a nose job, they go in there and they break your nose and then they reset it to make it straight or even and that helps a lot of people breathe better.
Speaker 1:Actually.
Speaker 2:So you ready for that? No, well, good, because I don't want to pay for it.
Speaker 1:I think you just do it manually. Oh, okay, let's try that. I know they take like a chisel and a hammer and smack it and it breaks.
Speaker 2:I just kink, kink and then they take a cartilage either from your ear or your rib to rebuild your nose.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 2:It sounds painful. It really like people come out and their face is so bruised up, oh, all right. So last week we tried to do something new and we tried to do a video, and I really didn't know what I was doing with that. What are you doing?
Speaker 1:I was just saying oh, Mackie and I are doing a new vibe.
Speaker 2:We usually have like a table and chairs and we're just like hanging out in my bedroom in my bed. Yeah, yeah, we're trying to have like a cash vibe. So, anyway, the audio. So I tried to use this Riverside and it was good for the video, but the audio was terrible. Yeah, it was echoey. So I talked to my new friend Flores and he said what he does is he takes, he uses that Riverside platform and then he takes it and exports it into like GarageBand and then the audio like redo the audio there, and then it gets better. And I know, if you don't know anything about podcasting, this doesn't make sense. So, anyway, I've been doing research all week about that and we're not doing video today because I need to take a shower.
Speaker 2:We're not going to release this until like Tuesday. And it's Sunday and it's shower day for me and I've been raking leaves and doing yard work and getting sweaty, so yeah, so anyway, I apologize for that audio, but I think that way. How'd you fix the lawnmower. I don't know Like I just went out there and gave it a pull and it started.
Speaker 1:So I think, maybe I flooded it earlier Probably. I don't know.
Speaker 2:It all worked out, so my podcast with Flores went really good.
Speaker 1:So make sure you listen to it.
Speaker 2:You can find it wherever you listen to podcasts and the podcast is called Run With Purpose and he does a really great job of he is a runner, but he talks a lot about just uplifting things and things to give your life purpose and what's wrong oh somebody's calling you. Is it your friends? Like, where are you? Get back on the game.
Speaker 1:No it's Alex.
Speaker 2:Who's that?
Speaker 1:One of my friends.
Speaker 2:Oh, a real friend or an online friend Online friend no.
Speaker 2:So, anyway, make sure you check out that podcast. I think it went super good and I talked a lot about why Mackie and I do this podcast, what prompted us to do the podcast, what we talk about on the podcast. So I think he did a really great job on capturing that. So make sure you check it out. So it's like a thing like your friends just call back and call back, and call back and call back. Why do you guys do that? Like spam call?
Speaker 2:I honestly don't know Do you do that to your friends, nope. You don't, that's a lie.
Speaker 1:No, not as much as I do. I'll call them once and I'm like, okay, they're not joining, and then I'll wait like a couple of minutes, like 30 minutes, and then call them back and be like maybe they're done with whatever they're doing.
Speaker 2:So I think the right thing to do is to call once and then text Okay, because you spam. Text me like when you want something and I'm at work. You'll be like, hey, can I do this Question mark? Question mark Are you there? Did you get a message? Hey, can.
Speaker 1:I, I don't say, I only put question and question. I type in them like I wait a couple seconds and I'm like question question. I don't say are you there, are you?
Speaker 2:there. Well, I tell you, like I'm at work Sometimes, I can't just be at your back and call.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:But you always like question mark. Question mark Stop.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. I'm sorry, no kidding, I'm going to bed right now.
Speaker 2:How about those Anoka Girls Volleyball team going to state shout out Anoka Girls Volleyball? So we watched that on TV.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding, we went crazy. Double points is crazy.
Speaker 2:Double points. Did the school talk about it Like was it a big deal? Nobody said anything.
Speaker 1:No, we haven't gotten to school since the game. What Like the game?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you haven't. I swear you went to school. When was the game? Thursday?
Speaker 1:Yeah, no one was talking about it. No one talked about it on Friday.
Speaker 2:So Halloween, it's a new era. It was the first year you chose to not go trick or treating. Do you regret your decision? No, no, logan went, he didn't. I swear. I saw it on Snapchat. He did.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Do you wish that you would have, because now we don't have any good Halloween candy Stop. Where are you telling to stop?
Speaker 1:I don't know, tyson, get out of here, you bum. The dogs are trying to break in.
Speaker 2:Daddy, I feel like he should be in a food coma by now. He had so much leftover steak. How about that steak and potato dinner tonight? Oh, it's all good, justin needs to open up his own kitchen. It's his calling. He's really good at it. Speaking of a great dinner and Justin, I just want you to know it's our four-year wedding anniversary today I'm scared Wedding. Yeah, remember, when we exchanged vows at home, you were there. You don't remember?
Speaker 2:No, he said you were there and he said I want to spend the rest of my life with you, McCoy, is it okay if I spend the rest of if I be part of your?
Speaker 1:family, no, no, no, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:You were like, yeah, you can. You were so excited for him to give me the ring because you knew about it.
Speaker 1:I didn't yeah, I did.
Speaker 2:So yeah, so we don't have a religious marriage or a legal marriage, but we have a spiritual marriage, and that's all I want.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:I want to be together for love, not for legalities. You know I'm an independent kind of woman. Independent, yeah, are the women independent? Throw your hands up at me.
Speaker 1:No, okay, I'm a little too active.
Speaker 2:Well, I think that you appreciate my independent womancy, because you always say you don't want to get married either.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because you always say once people get married, it makes things worse.
Speaker 1:It is yeah.
Speaker 2:It goes down. Who else do you know that is married and it went down?
Speaker 1:It always does.
Speaker 2:Give me an example. I don't know. It just always does Okay.
Speaker 1:Just trust.
Speaker 2:Trust okay. Well, do you still want? Will you have kids someday, do you think?
Speaker 1:Me. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I hope you do, because you're my only chance at being a grandma someday Well.
Speaker 1:AJ, AJ too.
Speaker 2:One of you better have a baby. I want to be a grandma in about 20 years, 15. Okay, gosh, that's a long time to wait. I need Kate to have a baby.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to have a baby by then, so I can just go be like a little mama.
Speaker 2:I'll be like, oh, I'm going to take off a week of work so I can help you take care of your baby and you can sleep, and then I can just take care of the baby all day and get my mom fixed. I don't want to have a baby, but I want somebody to have a baby.
Speaker 1:We know it is a struggle.
Speaker 2:Whenever I see babies I'm like oh my gosh, they're so cute. But no, getting no. But no getting anyone pregnant for 15 years, deal, pinky promise.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to have a baby by then I'm kidding Pinky promise All right.
Speaker 2:Just so you know, this is a documented okay, promise. No, no, no babies for 15 years Okay. Not happening either. Mccoy's future girlfriend makes smart choices. You're so dumb. You just called me dumb. I'm not eating.
Speaker 1:I'm just joking. Oh no, but you know I'm not going to have a girlfriend for 15 years from. I don't pull.
Speaker 2:You're not going to have a girlfriend at all for 15 years.
Speaker 1:Nope, I'm not going to have a girlfriend. My ex-box is my girlfriend, bro. What do you mean? Your ex-box. Ex-box oh yeah, yeah, that can't give me a grand baby someday. Yeah, I can't, I'll just, I'll make it anyone.
Speaker 2:It will just be like a little baby controller. I'll be like oh, here, mom, take care of that?
Speaker 1:No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Well, you got out of your health science class next trimester because we switched your English class.
Speaker 1:Health science what?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that's like where they make you bring home the baby and you have to take care of the baby? No, you can't take it anymore because we switched your English class, so you got out of it.
Speaker 1:God, yeah, I'm going to say, do you?
Speaker 2:see people having to carry around babies and taking care of them.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh God, I would not take a baby you were signed up for that class, but we changed it because of your, I would beat the baby. That's it.
Speaker 2:McCoy Daniel. No, that is not funny, it's a joke.
Speaker 1:Why would I ever do that?
Speaker 2:Because you shouldn't make that joke. It's not funny. People do that, Actually to a baby. Yes, people are crazy.
Speaker 1:I thought it was just like a four-year-old.
Speaker 2:No, there are many documentaries that I have watched on TV about terrible child abuse.
Speaker 1:Well, I was a do joke about it.
Speaker 2:Who abused?
Speaker 1:you who abused you? Because I would beat the ass.
Speaker 2:Who was it Do?
Speaker 1:you promise? Yes, it's not a funny joke, it's touch me. No, okay, oh.
Speaker 2:This is my no, no square. You cannot touch me there.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No one's touched you and you're no, no, square, no. I'll beat their ass. I Will fuck a motherfucker up oh yeah, seriously. I because I am really Serious about it. No it is my job to protect you and make sure that nothing bad happens to you. So have I failed? No okay, good positivity good, you're funny. No hey, new, slash down 22 pounds. You hugged me the other day and you go. Mom, you feel skinny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, thank you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Justin says that too. When he he's like I see you every day, so I don't always notice, he's like, but when I like hug you, he's like.
Speaker 2:I feel like my arms fit way more around you than they used to. All right, so I have an unpopular opinion, as I have many, okay, but this is one that came to light with it being Halloween. Most people love holiday time, when Reese's comes out with their pumpkins, the Christmas trees and the eggs for Easter, and I think the ratio of peanut butter to chocolate is Not right but peanut butter or chocolate, so you, know, like, for example, the Reese's peanut butter Pumpkins do you?
Speaker 2:like them better than like the regular Reese's pieces or the Reese's peanut butter cups, I think they do taste different. Do you like them better though?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't think I think it's too peanut buttery.
Speaker 2:Like I like an equal amount of chocolate. Like I really like the Thins.
Speaker 1:The Reese's in things all the time oh just like the Oreo.
Speaker 2:As I said, that too.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I don't like to. So for the Oreo's, I don't like too much of the cream in the middle, what? And for the Reese's, I don't like too much peanut butter. But I love the Reese's peanut butter cups with the Reese's PCs in them, but you can never find those.
Speaker 1:You don't like? Oh, I love crunching them I love some crunch.
Speaker 2:No, no, all right. Relaxation vacation T minus Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday morning we just get in the car.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm kidding, can send you somewhere else. No adoption center, kidding.
Speaker 2:So Friday morning we are gonna wake up, get in the car and drive and we our destination is Schomburg, illinois. We're getting a, we got a hotel. We're gonna stay there way eight, but we're gonna leave it like eight in the morning so you can just leave box. No, can't you play on your phone? Don't you have the app?
Speaker 1:What is the Xbox?
Speaker 2:app do.
Speaker 1:Profile and so you can just text people, and when you get notifications, you can text them back.
Speaker 2:Oh, you can't actually like play anything on there? I just hear the little Noise on your head all the time. Does it let you know when somebody signed on?
Speaker 1:Yeah, got it pretty annoying.
Speaker 2:All right, why do we do the relaxation vacation?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why do?
Speaker 2:we even know you don't know I'm gonna teach you something today.
Speaker 1:All right, boring kitty, I love you.
Speaker 2:You just called me boring.
Speaker 1:I know it's a joke you usually call me fun police Sometimes you are. Sometimes you are better, yeah, way better yeah.
Speaker 2:So relaxation vacation when Gimo was alive, she always wanted to, you know, do like a, you know, get like a place in the middle of the, like Airbnb or VRBO in the middle of the woods, and she wanted to have bonfires and have drinks and you know, just whatever, just enjoy the outdoors. And we never did that when she was alive. Yeah, when she died, I decided.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna do this now a little.
Speaker 2:Better late than never, and so I we always go over her birthday, because her birthday is a struggle for me. Yeah, it's always a sad day, and so I just like to be able to do whatever I want that day, think about my mom that day, acknowledge my mom that day, and so, yeah, so being on vacation doing something that she always wanted to do I feel like we're kind of Carrying that out minutes wrong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know what's fast.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to change it, my clock. Why do we go? What I wrote, why, what and where? What do we do when we're there? Oh, what do we do on relaxation vacation?
Speaker 1:Absolutely nothing. Sometimes we go places that around and sometimes we also go out to dinner and stuff, and sometimes you guys go to a bar for drinks and stuff and then like what do you do that?
Speaker 2:But this place has ski ball like as a game room and stuff. We're gonna do that.
Speaker 1:Jane Cater coming. We're gonna have a, a tournament, a ski ball, yeah and always your favorite skippo, are you my skip again?
Speaker 2:Skipbo and uno. Yeah, I'll play game, we play games. Yeah, beauty night, emily, I bought the paraffin wax.
Speaker 1:The paraffin wax. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she bought it so that we can do that on beauty night. It'll be fun there. There's a waterfall near where we're staying, so I'd like to hike over there, you should. I want you to come.
Speaker 1:I will come. No, I'm kidding, I want to go on a hike and then you know, I'm so mad that the puppies can't come. I'm scared. I like them with us.
Speaker 2:You have to bring your pew pew my Glock 84. Yeah. Okay uh, you're sad about the dogs here's. I love bringing the dogs, but this is to. We're going farther away. We're trying to go to a new state every time now, because there's just so much of the country we haven't seen and I think it's a good excuse to see the country it's gonna.
Speaker 1:Is there gonna be snow in the ground we go there.
Speaker 2:No, it's gonna be warmer where we're going than where it is here. It's gonna be in like the 60s.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's not even that bad. That's actually I can, so we're short. I'm wearing shorts again tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Even the warmer.
Speaker 1:It was nice today I thought, yeah, it was pretty nice, it was like not that bad.
Speaker 2:So when I get there I like to see you know. The things I like to do on relaxation vacation are read, watch movies, drink Coffee cocktails.
Speaker 1:I like to do. What, wait, what? Are we gonna go shopping for food? Anyways, we get close. So once we get on like Wednesday, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:We're gonna do it in Kentucky, because we don't want to have to carry that stuff all the way there, so we're just gonna get to a grocery store.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, cuz like get our way like two, three days in the fridge. Yeah, we like two days until we actually so this. Okay, yeah. So so when we're on, like the last, like we're on the way to there, I'll be gonna go to a store.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when we're on date. So the first day we're just gonna get to our hotel and then the next day. The next day, we'll stop at a grocery store on the way there. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:You want to know what I do, what? All right. So, anyways, we get there, set up the Xbox, you know, and then I help you guys, and then Xbox, xbox, xbox. Oh, we make on the hot tub, so we're gonna go in that don't forget to pack your swim trunks, oh yeah, no, we're skipping that, I'm kidding. And then an Xbox, xbox. Yeah, this is a lot of Xbox in there, isn't there he you?
Speaker 2:have to bring your computer.
Speaker 1:You have to talk to your teachers about shoot. Yeah, I'm going to have to my computer.
Speaker 2:So are you gonna talk to your teachers tomorrow about it being gone?
Speaker 1:Yeah, depends on how good I feel. Like if I feel like ass tomorrow. Like this I want to go talk to my teachers when I sound like this for all dude Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Then McCoy, I'm just kidding. It's so funny, you're so not funny. You say I'm not funny, you're not funny.
Speaker 1:It's, it's, no, it's funny to be unfunny, you know, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:You laugh because you're a nerd. I always just like to look at like restaurants nearby wineries, nearby breweries, nearby Antiques, nearby Candy store nearby what, what, what song are you singing?
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
Speaker 1:You buggy.
Speaker 2:Okay, so when we get back from relaxation vacation? Huh it's time for Christmas shopping. Do you know how close Christmas is? It's close.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like a month away.
Speaker 2:I'm kind of making up close in Minnesota we already had snow on the ground that lasted like two days. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1:It was like a wathic. It's gone now. Yeah, good, so tell me one thing that you want for.
Speaker 2:Christmas.
Speaker 1:Why I already said one I'm gonna say it again. What gamer chair?
Speaker 2:gamer chair got it. Oh yeah you wanted to recline with an ottoman.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How am I gonna hide that under the Christmas tree?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Hide it, it comes in a box.
Speaker 2:How am I gonna hide that?
Speaker 1:you wrap it, it's gonna be massive, though You're gonna make a massive triangle.
Speaker 2:Do you think that you're gonna not know what it?
Speaker 1:is. No, I'm going to know what it is.
Speaker 2:Even have to wrap it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would like it if you made it and fix it up for me.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just put a bow on it and I want to wrap baby. I bet you don't know what this is.
Speaker 2:I'm kidding. What I want for Christmas is to take a hammer to that Xbox. Why because it consumes your life then do it.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:I would never do you how much that thing cost.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so ridiculous, ridiculous.
Speaker 2:I Know, I know, I know it is ridiculous you didn't ask me what are you gonna get me for Christmas?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what am I gonna get you? A new microphone a ring, I want a ring. I do want a wedding band for my ring.
Speaker 2:a wedding band, yeah, yeah, I'll show you some pictures, so like when you have your engagement ring, then you have a second ring that's like your wedding band, and so that's one of my things on my list I'm gonna ask Justin for, but I'm getting a handheld microphone. I want to hold it, I'm sick of these like you want to be like this. I want to be able to like talking it like this, oh, like this, yeah, and then I want some. There's some sweet accessories that I want, like a purple, purple top.
Speaker 2:And then I also want like this handle thing and it's got like fringes on the bottom. It's gonna be Baller, baller, all right, shout out to this podcast I've been listening to. So I am always super curious what other Minnesota people are podcasting about, and I stumbled across this podcast called mediocre from Minnesota and it's two mediocre guys talking to Minnesota guests who are anything but mediocre. So check them out. They do a good job. I'm talking to just random people about random stuff and it's super interesting. They do a good job and they are from. They're from like Hutchinson. I was gonna be a guest on their podcast, but I don't want to drive that far.
Speaker 1:How far is that?
Speaker 2:it's like an hour and a half one way, that's not that bad an hour. Yeah, that's like three hours to go there and then come back home. I'm too lazy for that. So that's my shout out Okay, what have you been watching, reading or listening to? Have you been watching any TV shows? Because I've been watching botched.
Speaker 1:I told you I watched watched Show?
Speaker 2:no, nothing. And then what are you reading? What's your book called? You're reading in English English.
Speaker 1:I don't even remember we were so far.
Speaker 2:I don't remember the title. What about the? Book you've been reading at home, because you do write a paragraph about your book every day. Oh.
Speaker 1:My god cardboard. Yeah, that's it yeah, I don't know, I couldn't remember it bro.
Speaker 2:You've read that book before you. It's probably your favorite book.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, speaking of books, I was talking to Wendy about how you're reading what's nasty books I.
Speaker 1:Love reading.
Speaker 2:So anyway, that last book that you read, you said like it kind of left it open-ended because there's another book and you don't have it. So Wendy said if you would let her know she'll, she probably has it and she can get you the next one.
Speaker 1:Foofta.
Speaker 2:I know you're so excited to read a new book. I am reading a book always. Right now I'm reading this book called the vanishing hour and it's a thriller and it's about girls who go missing and they're trying to find out who is taking these girls. I like those kind of books, not scary but exciting, thrilling. What are you listening to?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? What am I listening to?
Speaker 2:Any new Songs, artists, anything? Do you want to know what I've been listening to? Yeah, it's here, your mom.
Speaker 1:Wow, you are my mom, so, yeah, I am listening to you right now.
Speaker 2:I've been making my playlist for the road trip.
Speaker 1:Oh, and it's all my girls.
Speaker 2:Gwen, kesha and Taylor.
Speaker 1:So you're gonna bring, you're gonna bring your ear pots go by so fast it's gonna be like in two days it's gonna feel like the trips in it's coming up. I feel like, like, like weeks, they only last. I feel like school is only three days.
Speaker 2:Well, it's four this week. Oh, it's actually only four days this week because we're leaving on Friday.
Speaker 1:You're not going to school on oh, shoot man, I forgot about that, that's why you really need to talk to your teachers tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Okay, monday, are you gonna?
Speaker 1:Next week, tomorrow, monday next week, but I'm not. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Dang it, man. Are you gonna set up your little sleep bed in the car? Oh my god, yeah, okay, oh, that was a juicy sniffle. When you did that, I heard all your boogers in your nose. Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:I'm dying, guys.
Speaker 2:I think I'm dying here, you might not make it to the vacation.
Speaker 1:No, why is it? Oh, my thing is broken. Yeah, it's off. What yeah?
Speaker 2:you can't, I can hear you.
Speaker 1:I can't hear anything, okay.
Speaker 2:Let's read Gotta pause.
Speaker 1:That is so weird. All right, we're good, we're back.
Speaker 2:You're with me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what that was about All right.
Speaker 2:So I want to do this segment and it's I've been actually trying to do this with Justin for a long time, but we just decided that we're not good podcasters together so you can tell. I'm gonna do it with you, so I'm gonna tell you something and then you tell me if you think it's normal or not normal. Okay, not normal.
Speaker 1:Some of these are not even gonna know normal.
Speaker 2:Do you know who Kanye West is?
Speaker 1:Yes okay.
Speaker 2:Is it normal to feel bad for Kanye West?
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:Is it normal to eat breakfast sausage with maple syrup?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is it normal not to care about how you look in public? Is it say it again? Is it not normal? No, is it normal to not care about what you look?
Speaker 1:like in public. Yeah, I think it is yeah.
Speaker 2:I think so too. Is it normal to throw a drink in someone's face if they upset you?
Speaker 1:No Like what. Anger issues.
Speaker 2:Is it normal for your mom to call you eight times a day?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I don't call you every day.
Speaker 1:I mean, I see you once.
Speaker 2:What about when you don't live with me? How many times a day can I call you?
Speaker 1:Like three.
Speaker 2:Okay, thanks, all right, this one is kind of inappropriate.
Speaker 1:I hate that. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2:But you can. You can either say normal, not normal, or pass.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Is it normal to masturbate every day?
Speaker 1:I'm passing. That's so weird I won't even say that.
Speaker 2:It's funny.
Speaker 1:It's weird I'm not answering those.
Speaker 2:That's so weird Is it normal to talk to yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do it all the time Me too?
Speaker 2:Is it normal to sit down in the shower? No, do you ever do that?
Speaker 1:No, Me either. Some people do. I missed your lonely head.
Speaker 2:You don't ever just sit down and like no, no me, I don't either. Like what oh? My God, if you're a boy, is it normal to pee sitting down? No, that's weird. I wish boys would pee sitting down, because then you wouldn't get over the place. We'll see. I think that's smart. Is it normal to completely check out?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Check out, zone out, like I'll say, yes, everyone does it. It's so weird.
Speaker 2:They're like you do it, but then when I do it, you're like hello, are you the word I?
Speaker 1:do Right now like I don't know where I was.
Speaker 2:It wasn't here, I just left my body. Do you know who Tupac is?
Speaker 1:I don't remember.
Speaker 2:Do you think it's normal to think that Tupac is still alive? You should have put that. You should have put the mic next to your butt when you did that I heard, it, I heard it oh my God Bro, this thing is. You're not working again.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What am I going to do, oh?
Speaker 1:my God, this thing is terrible.
Speaker 2:You them boogers.
Speaker 1:I know they suck Between your butt and your nose.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, you hear that. All right, you don't know who Tupac is. So that one is it? No, this one's funny. Is it normal to get a blumpkin? What is?
Speaker 1:a blumpkin. I forgot what that is.
Speaker 2:Don't you remember when we were like? I told you I forgot what it is. You got to explain it. I know it's really bad, it's really inappropriate, it's weird. Are you ready? Is it when?
Speaker 1:you get a BJ on a toilet. Yes, no Negative, no Negative, no A blump job.
Speaker 2:What the hell Is it normal to wipe your butt when you're standing up?
Speaker 1:Yes, I don't know that's weird.
Speaker 2:I think you should sit down, because if you're standing up your cheeks are together. How are you going to wipe your butt? Good, you got to be sitting, so they're spread a little bit.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I feel like a lot of people do it. I don't know, it is kind of weird that I think about it. That is really weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, anyway, do you wipe standing up or sit down.
Speaker 1:No, I sit down. Yeah, me too. It's weird Like what.
Speaker 2:Is it normal to share a subscription with somebody but then forget that it's not yours and totally take it over Like Netflix, amazon Prime, no, okay.
Speaker 1:I feel like a lot of people do do it though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you need to know your role If you're not the payer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know you need to take a back seat. Oh, I'm not gonna be no back seat. Bitch is in the back.
Speaker 2:Key, that's you no.
Speaker 1:You're always in the back. Oh, I'm not, I'm himathy.
Speaker 2:What is a himathy?
Speaker 1:I'm himathy. What does that mean? I'm better, you're better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is that what himathy is? Yeah, himathy like Timothy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like yesterday I'm himathy.
Speaker 2:All right, I have some would you rather's for you, but you know how organized I am. I did discover this note section that I've been using so I didn't have to look at my phone so much. But some of this stuff I can't write it all down, it's just too much. All right, are you ready for this? No, my note and I think you're getting me sick.
Speaker 1:Let's do it. My nose is getting runny.
Speaker 2:But you.
Speaker 1:I'll spit in your mouth. You, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:Remember yesterday when I was eating gummy worms and then you and Violet and Tyson all wanted a gummy worm. Was it a trolley? Yeah, and you were laying down and you're like, you opened your mouth like feed me, and I put one in your mouth everyone's mouth and I was telling Justin about it and he's like you should have baby birded him, that's nasty, that's nasty, all right would you rather?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I'm kidding, it's fine.
Speaker 2:Meet your great grandparents or meet your great grandchildren. Grandparents, did you know grandma Reggie?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why? She was your great grandma.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm fucking up with my thing right now too. Now it's being weird. Okay, all right, would you rather have more time or more?
Speaker 1:money.
Speaker 2:Time, more money, more problems. You'd rather have more time.
Speaker 1:Time is money.
Speaker 2:Bro, that's true, but money over everything.
Speaker 1:I need more time to play Xbox.
Speaker 2:What I'm kidding.
Speaker 1:I'm picking money. You shouldn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pick money.
Speaker 1:Would you rather?
Speaker 2:have a life rewind button or have a life pause button.
Speaker 1:Rewind.
Speaker 2:What would you want to do over Fix mistakes? I would want to pause, so I could just make it be the weekend all the time?
Speaker 1:No, but then like no one, like what are you gonna do? Just like your internet wouldn't work.
Speaker 2:That's all you care about. I don't always need the internet.
Speaker 1:What would you go do alone?
Speaker 2:I was gonna say, I guess, if I wanted to get mad.
Speaker 1:that'd be pretty good to do Boop, boop.
Speaker 2:Then you didn't lose any time of the day. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 1:I'm not pausing on time, though. What If I just rewind? I can just like rewind it and be like, oh, I want to do this now. Oh, let's do this now, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, would you rather?
Speaker 1:I'm kidding, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You're weird, I know.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I was just what happened One time. My friend, he like laughed and a booger came out A massive running booger. I can't, I was just nose and mouth all over the table.
Speaker 2:I think I made a big old snake, you're so I laughed so hard. I was, so I was supposed to get embarrassed. No, I was supposed to be so embarrassed, oh my God, disgusting.
Speaker 1:Boys, it's good.
Speaker 2:Everywhere. Hey, would you rather know all the world's languages or speak with animals?
Speaker 1:Oh, languages, languages.
Speaker 2:Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or no one show up to your funeral?
Speaker 1:Oh wedding.
Speaker 2:Wedding yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm not. Oh, my God, it's back. We're good it went out for a second. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2:I decided I'm not happy in a funeral, why they're expensive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're not worth it. They're morbid. No profit. Nobody likes going to them.
Speaker 2:And yeah, I don't know, it's not for me. Blumpkin, no, no, blumpkin, that is such a weird word. Are you going to ask Jackson if he's ever got?
Speaker 1:a.
Speaker 2:Blumpkin or wants one, because he's the kind of guy that would be into that.
Speaker 1:I'm going to ask him if he knows what that is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't even know what it is.
Speaker 1:I don't think he probably doesn't.
Speaker 2:actually it's going to be funny when you tell all your friends.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell him that it's not what it actually is.
Speaker 2:Guess what my mom taught me on the podcast. Do you know what a Blumpkin is? Well, he watches.
Speaker 1:He listens to the podcast.
Speaker 2:He might figure it out Hopefully he doesn't.
Speaker 1:He gets his phone grounded. Took it away a lot Fremant missing assignments. If he has one missing assignment, bro, he can't go on Xbox or his phone.
Speaker 2:Turn your shit in.
Speaker 1:I know right.
Speaker 2:Gosh, would you rather be stuck in an elevator or stuck on a ski lift?
Speaker 1:Elevator or ski lift. Elevator ski lifts is freezing.
Speaker 2:Yep agreed.
Speaker 1:That would suck. Imagine just falling asleep and just frost-fight all over your hands.
Speaker 2:It's just uh-huh. I watched a scary movie one time and they got stuck on the ski lift and there was like I don't know, something was trying to eat them.
Speaker 1:Well, coyotes, I think I know what you're talking about. They peed on the ski lift because oh yeah, she peed, the girl peed yeah.
Speaker 2:Gross. Would you rather go to dinner alone or go to a concert alone?
Speaker 1:Dinner alone or a concert alone? Yeah, A concert alone. Actually, no dinner. Yeah, I'd go to either of the artists. A concert so boring alone like meh.
Speaker 2:Would you rather have world peace or stop world hunger?
Speaker 1:Stop world hunger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hmm, I feel I'm going to choose world peace because I feel like if there was world peace, no one would be hungry, right, because we'd all be feeding each other, maybe, and this war going on, the Gaza thing, like I can't.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that would not be a thing. Wouldn't be a thing.
Speaker 2:All right, would you rather? This is a good one for you. I wonder what you'll pick. Would you rather go skydiving or go bungee jumping?
Speaker 1:Skydiving, jumping into the Fortnite map being like-.
Speaker 2:I couldn't do either one bro.
Speaker 1:I like both of them. I do both.
Speaker 2:Would you rather be an adult your whole life or a kid your whole life?
Speaker 1:Kid.
Speaker 2:Same. Would you rather go on vacation with your friends or vacation with your spouse? Do you know what a spouse?
Speaker 1:is Nope.
Speaker 2:Spouse is like your boyfriend, girlfriend, yep, my friends, your wife. I would rather go with Justie.
Speaker 1:Ugh. I'm kidding I love Justin, hmm, you wouldn't go with me then.
Speaker 2:Best vacation I ever was on was with just me and Justie California. Would you rather have a side salad or a side of soup? Side of soup. If it's chicken wild rice. I'm always going with the soup. What kind of soup do you like? Well, you don't really like salad.
Speaker 1:I don't like, but I'd rather have soup Some soup is good.
Speaker 2:You like tomato soup yeah it's pretty solid All right last one. Would you rather get a brand new house or a brand new car Car House?
Speaker 1:House is worth more money bro.
Speaker 2:House is worth more. Ok that's all I have Actually there's no.
Speaker 1:Do you have a, would you rather for me? I only have half. You have a half of, would you rather? Would you rather eat pizza? Literally half.
Speaker 2:Half of a pizza. No, I don't understand the question. I got half of a, would you rather?
Speaker 1:OK, would you rather eat pizza, yes or no?
Speaker 2:Yes, I like pizza.
Speaker 1:You'd rather eat pizza?
Speaker 2:Then what?
Speaker 1:Then a floorboard.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:McQuarr, I thought you came, I am, I got it.
Speaker 2:You came prepared. I got to get up I got to get up Locking in.
Speaker 1:All right, here it is. Are you ready? Waffles or pancakes?
Speaker 2:Can you come up with something new and original? Come on Waffles. I hate pancakes.
Speaker 1:All right, pizza Hut or Domino's, domino's Actually, a lot of people like Pizza Hut.
Speaker 2:I always like the idea of Pizza Hut, but then when I get it, I'm always like no.
Speaker 1:I had another one, but I didn't screenshot it. That sucks.
Speaker 2:Well, can you remember what it?
Speaker 1:was oh, cookies and cream, ice cream or chips, mint, or what.
Speaker 2:Mint chip. Yeah, mint chip, mint chip.
Speaker 1:OK, yeah, mint chip too.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's cookies and cream, isn't it cookie dough, yeah?
Speaker 1:cookie dough. No, no, no, it's cookies. And cream.
Speaker 2:It's cookies and cream OK.
Speaker 1:It's cookies and cream You're tripping.
Speaker 2:Everyday Mike's bugging again. Well, we're almost done. I'm going to tell you a funny joke.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:And then I'll let you get back to your Xbox.
Speaker 1:OK, it's a g Xbox.
Speaker 2:That's the only one it's Sounds like for you.
Speaker 1:It doesn't for me.
Speaker 2:So hang in there, all right. What is a Jehovah's Witness favorite band?
Speaker 1:I don't even know.
Speaker 2:The Doors. What are you doing? I had a sneeze, you do get it because the Jehovah's Witness go door to door knocking wanting you to be a Jehovah's Witness. The Doors Riders on the storm. Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? No, uh-oh, all right that makes me just feel old. All right, probably no podcast episode next week. Probably no podcast. Is that what?
Speaker 1:it sounds like for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like what are you doing.
Speaker 2:Well maybe you need to ask for a new mic for.
Speaker 1:Christmas. My mic is bugging, yeah it's weird. Bugging.
Speaker 2:All right, we'll chat at you next time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll see you next time. Go, ladies, GGs man, I really had fun playing with you GGs bro.
Speaker 2:Are you done? Yeah, ok.
Speaker 1:I'm not done.